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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
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Are love stories corny sometimes?
2 answers
2024-09-28 16:30
Sure, sometimes they can be. It depends on how they're written and presented.
What are the characteristics of corny romance novels?
2 answers
2024-12-12 01:34
Corny romance novels often have very predictable plots. For example, the boy and girl meet in a cliched way like bumping into each other on a busy street. They might immediately have a strong attraction but face some silly misunderstandings that keep them apart for a while. The characters can be a bit one - dimensional, like the girl is always the damsel in distress and the boy is the strong hero coming to save her.
What are some corny christmas stories?
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2024-11-23 14:07
There's the story of a Christmas tree that comes to life only on Christmas Eve. It has a corny conversation with the family's cat, trying to convince the cat not to climb it. The tree tells the cat about how it was grown especially for this family and how it wants to look perfect for Christmas day. The cat, of course, doesn't understand but decides not to climb it anyway out of sheer boredom.
What are the characteristics of corny funny stories?
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2024-11-17 21:08
One characteristic is that they often have simple and obvious punchlines. For example, like the story 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' It's not a complex joke but the straightforward play on words makes it corny and funny.
Are corny romance novels still popular today?
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2024-12-12 23:24
Yes, they are. A lot of people like to read them for relaxation. After a long day at work or study, it's easy to pick up a corny romance novel and just unwind. You don't need to think too hard as the plot is usually straightforward.
What are some characteristics of corny love novels?
2 answers
2024-11-12 05:26
Well, corny love novels usually feature a lot of clichéd expressions. Phrases like 'love at first sight' are thrown around a great deal. Also, the settings tend to be very traditional, like a small town or a big city with all the typical romantic spots. The storylines may lack depth and mainly focus on the romantic relationship rather than other aspects of life.
Hairspray: A Fanfic about Tracy and Corny Collins
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2024-10-27 14:49
Tracy and Corny Collins could be involved in a fanfic where they have to work together to put on a huge show. Tracy, with her unique moves and big dreams, and Corny, with his experience and connections. There might be some drama along the way, like issues with the venue or other performers being jealous. But through it all, Tracy and Corny's bond could develop as they rely on each other to make the show a success. Tracy could bring out Corny's more adventurous side, and Corny could help Tracy gain more confidence in the professional show - biz world.
Hairspray Fanfic: Tracy and Corny Collins' Story
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2024-10-25 14:07
Well, Tracy could be the one to introduce Corny to a whole new group of friends. You know, Tracy has friends from all walks of life. And when Corny meets them, he gets a new perspective on the town and its people. This could change his approach to his shows and how he interacts with the audience. He might start featuring more diverse acts, all because of Tracy's influence.
How to avoid writing a corny short story?
2 answers
2024-10-06 04:04
Read a lot of good short stories to get a sense of what works and what doesn't. Pay attention to the plot, characters, and language used.
What are the common themes in Corny Collins OC fanfiction?
1 answer
2024-12-11 02:15
In a lot of Corny Collins OC fanfiction, the theme of standing out in a crowd is present. Since the show has a set format and a lot of characters, the OCs have to find a way to be different and noticed. This could be through their unique fashion sense, a special dance move, or an extraordinary personality trait. It adds an element of competitiveness and individuality to the stories.
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