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GOLDIE Is Not Normal

GOLDIE Is Not Normal

#COMEDY #FANTASY #HIGHSCHOOLROMANCE Teenage high schooler, Goldie Markell is a bright, perfect, angelic teenage girl, born without a belly button! That's right. No belly button, no depression even... her belly is smooth as an eggplant! And even though her parents say she is perfectly normal, she knows well that she is definitely not normal. Because... No normal human, in fact, no other existing human was born without a belly button. And so, Goldie is convinced that if people ever found out about her not having one, they would call her... a freak. And they would probably expunge her from society… or do something much worse... "Light the torches! Raise the pitchforks! Kill the witch!"... That sounds about right. Yup.  This is why all her life, Goldie has worked conscious of the fact that she has no belly button, and ensured that she kept it a deep, dark secret. Hidden away from the world. And as it seems, the gods are with her because everything is going great for her. That is, until she hits puberty and suddenly, she starts growing wings! ... Okay, hold on. As if coming into puberty late was not bad enough, Goldie finds that she is all of a sudden growing wings like a freaking animal! Why was she growing wings?... Wings of all things! How do you hide something so big? Why was puberty so different for her? How was any of this 'normal'? These questions lead Goldie to answers she could never predict, as she finds that not being 'normal' is only the beginning of the many tragic escapades of her highly eventful life... Because, poor Goldie finds that not only is she not normal, she is barely even human! So… what is she? What is her true identity? And how can she continue to fake a 'normal human life' as a regular teenage high school girl whilst keeping hidden her secret identity as whatever unknown creature she is?... ...especially when her strange, unusual process of maturity into adulthood comes with the strangest, most spontaneous, most difficult to hide, and most disaster-prone physical symptoms? How is it possible that she would not soon be discovered by her friends, her schoolmates, her oh-so-handsome and observant crush, who somehow always happens to be there when the weirdest things happen, ...and the ever-watchful eyes of the government? Let's pray for Goldie, shall we? ____ Book cover Art Credit: weheartit.com
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Is Goldie a true story?
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2024-10-13 15:55
I'd say no. Goldie is probably a made-up story. Authors often come up with such plots to take readers on an exciting fictional journey rather than presenting a factual event.
Is Goldie based on a true story?
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2024-09-28 14:23
Not really. Goldie is more of a fictional creation rather than being based on actual events.
108 Lane
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2025-01-02 15:17
There were a total of 108 workshops in Chang 'an City, which played different roles. First of all, the market was a residential area, similar to the current closed community. No one was allowed to enter and exit at night. Secondly, the division of the square was convenient for the management of the city, especially in Chang 'an, which had a large population. The whole city was divided into blocks, similar to a chessboard, and each block was a square. In addition, there were streets, alleys, etc., with different locations and sizes. Chang 'an City's market system was strict. The residential area and the market were separated and surrounded by walls. This system promoted the prosperity of commerce in Chang 'an and attracted merchants from the Western Regions and other countries. In general, the 108th District of Chang 'an City played an important role in urban planning, residential and commercial development.
Why is there no Goldie & Bear fan fiction?
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2024-10-02 11:45
Maybe it's just not that popular a show to inspire people to write fan fiction. Not all shows or characters catch the imagination of writers in that way.
Heyuan 13th Lane, Upper Eighth Lane, Lower Fifth Lane
1 answer
2024-12-27 07:21
The 13 districts were divided into Upper Heyuan and Lower Heyuan. Upper Heyuan referred to Xuanhe Township, and Lower Heyuan referred to Pengkou Town. The source of the Upper River consisted of eight workshops, namely Wu Jia Workshop, Cao Workshop (divided into two workshops), Gangbei, Kenan, Huangshakeng, Chengxi, and Yangbei. The Lower River Source consisted of five workshops, namely Wen Workshop, Yang Workshop, Zhang Jiaying, Peng Kou, and Ma Pu. There were a total of thirteen workshops.
Tell me the 'Goldie Blair Bedtime Story'.
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2024-10-31 07:36
I'm sorry, I don't actually know the specific 'Goldie Blair Bedtime Story'. It could be a very unique and personal story perhaps created by a family or an individual. Maybe it's about a character named Goldie Blair and their adventures before going to bed, like meeting magical creatures in their dreams or having a special bedtime ritual.
What is 'Goldie Vance Graphic Novel' about?
1 answer
2024-10-30 22:25
It's about the adventures of Goldie Vance. She's a girl detective who has all sorts of exciting escapades in a resort setting. There are mysteries to solve, interesting characters to meet, and a lot of fun 1960s - inspired elements in the story.
Manqing 12 Lane
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2025-01-07 21:22
The 12 Manqing Houses is a topic that has no relevant information in the search results, so I can't provide an answer about the 12 Manqing Houses.
How much is the ticket for the eighth lane and thirteenth lane?
1 answer
2025-01-04 14:42
The entrance fee to the Eight Lanes and Thirteen Lanes was free.
Is there any science fiction movie starring Goldie Hawn?
3 answers
2024-12-12 08:50
Yes, there are some movies where Goldie Hawn has been part of science - fiction - related works. For example, in some of her comedic roles, there might be elements that touch on science - fiction concepts, like futuristic settings or unusual technological ideas presented in a humorous way.
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