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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Tell the origin story of the Chicago Bulls.
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2024-11-12 17:46
The Chicago Bulls were founded in 1966. Their origin can be traced back to the idea of bringing professional basketball to Chicago. The team name 'Bulls' was chosen to represent strength and power. They started as an expansion team in the NBA. Over the years, they've had many great players and have become one of the most iconic teams in the league.
What are the names of bulls in children's stories?
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2024-11-26 21:53
One well - known bull in a children's story is Ferdinand. He is from 'The Story of Ferdinand' and is a gentle bull who prefers to smell flowers instead of fighting in the bullring.
Tell me the Durham Bulls back story.
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2024-11-24 08:56
The Durham Bulls have a long and interesting back story. They are a well - known minor league baseball team. Their story has been popularized in part by the movie 'Bull Durham'. They've been around for many years, developing players who often go on to play in the major leagues. Their stadium is a local landmark, and they have a loyal fan base that loves to cheer them on during the baseball season.
What are the top stories about pit bulls?
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2024-11-24 06:46
One top story could be about pit bulls' rescue efforts. There are many organizations dedicated to rescuing pit bulls from bad situations like dog fighting rings or abusive owners. These rescued pit bulls often go on to live happy lives in loving homes.
What are some stories about bulls in general?
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2024-11-10 16:13
One story could be about a bull that was very strong and helped the farmer plow the fields efficiently. It was like a reliable partner for the farmer, always ready to do the hard work.
How are bulls prepared for a bullfight: Fact or Fiction?
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2024-10-10 10:33
It's mostly fiction. Bulls are not prepared in a fair or ethical way for bullfights. The process often involves cruel and inhumane treatment.
What is the story and background behind the Running of the Bulls?
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2024-10-09 02:49
The Running of the Bulls originated in Spain and is part of a festival. It involves bulls being let loose in the streets and people running in front of them. But it's risky and controversial.
Starting from nine bulls and two tigers, invincible
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2024-12-19 16:59
" From Nine Bulls and Two Tigers to Invincibility " was an oriental fantasy novel written by Hammer Explosion. The story was about the Heavenly Emperor sitting high in the clouds, the immortals and gods beside him overlooking the human world, and the Demon Emperor sitting in the Nine Nether, surrounded by demons and tigers. The survival of the human race was in danger. The protagonist, Gu Yi, held a long saber in his hand and spoke heroically in the face of the gods and devils. This novel had many chapters, including Gu Yi, the Mysterious Sutra, the Origin Annihilation Thunder Tribulation, Zombies, and Find Him! I'll kill you! Wait a minute. Please read the full story for the specific plot and ending.
What are the stories about white families and black bulls?
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2024-11-19 06:37
There could be various stories. Maybe some are about the relationship between white families' farms and black bulls in an agricultural context, like how they take care of the bulls, their use in farming activities such as plowing fields.
Are there any interesting facts about bulls not related to sex?
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2024-11-13 06:14
Sure. Bulls are known for their great strength. They are often used in traditional farming to pull heavy plows. Their muscular build allows them to perform such strenuous tasks.
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