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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Why is my face like this?
3 answers
2024-10-04 01:08
It could be due to a variety of reasons. Maybe it's a genetic factor or a result of certain lifestyle choices like not getting enough sleep or poor diet.
My dog licks my face story
2 answers
2024-12-08 23:48
Aww, that's so sweet. It probably means your dog loves you a great deal. Dogs often lick faces as a form of endearment.
My Friend Farted in My Face: A DeviantArt Story
2 answers
2024-12-04 12:28
Well, that's quite an unpleasant situation. Maybe your friend didn't mean it. It could have been an accident, like they had some stomach discomfort and couldn't hold it in. You should probably have a talk with your friend about proper behavior and personal space.
Who can know my name, my face, and my story?
2 answers
2024-12-11 08:37
Family members typically know your name, your face very well, and they are often deeply involved in your story. They've been there since you were born or entered the family, and they've witnessed your growth and development. They know your personal history, your likes and dislikes, and the important events that have shaped you.
My friend's house farted in my face. Is it normal?
3 answers
2024-12-16 08:41
No, it's not normal at all for a house to 'fart' in your face. There must be some kind of strange smell coming from somewhere in the house, like a backed - up sewer or a gas leak. You should be careful.
DeviantArt: My Friend's Fart in My Face Incident
2 answers
2024-12-04 20:28
What an awful experience! It's not okay for your friend to do that. You should tell your friend how you feel. If they are a true friend, they will understand and make sure not to do it again. On DeviantArt, if it's a story, it might be for comical purposes, but in real life, it's different.
If a good family was ruined by my online gambling, would I still have the face to face my family?
1 answer
2024-09-26 14:38
Online gambling is a very dangerous behavior. It may lead to family breakdown and misfortune. Online gambling would not only cause individuals to lose money, but it would also destroy the relationship between individuals and their families, and might even lead to family disputes and breakdowns. As a responsible family member, you should admit your mistakes and try to correct your behavior. You can seek support from family and friends and try to quit online gambling. In this way, not only can you restore the harmony of the family, but you can also bring happiness and hope to the family. Please remember that gambling addiction is a long-term and difficult problem that requires long-term effort and perseverance to solve. You can seek help such as professional psychological consultation and treatment or join gambling rehabilitation groups for support and help.
Why should someone know my name, my face, and my story?
3 answers
2024-12-11 19:04
Someone might want to know your name, face, and story because they are interested in building a relationship with you. It's the foundation of getting to know a person on a deeper level.
Walking with the phoenix, I brush my face
1 answer
2025-01-08 19:33
Fu Rongjun was a character in the TV series " Walking with the Phoenix ", played by the actor He Yu. He was a noble from the Heaven Realm, with a handsome appearance and a carefree personality. Lord Furong was famous for his playfulness in the Three Realms, but he was not ashamed of it. Instead, he enjoyed it. However, when Xingzhi arranged for him to marry Shen Li, he realized that he did not like this fiancée. Shen Li's escape from the marriage made him lose face, and the relationship between the two fell to the freezing point. The appearance of Fu Rongjun broke Mo Fang's silent protection of Shen Li. His approach and flattery to Mo Fang troubled him, but Mo Fang only wanted to protect Shen Li and was not interested in Fu Rongjun's goodwill. The engagement between Fu Rongjun and Shen Li was forced on them by Xingzhi, and both of them were dissatisfied with it. The change in Fu Rongjun's feelings for Mo Fang surprised the audience. It was not clear whether he really fell in love with Mo Fang or it was just a momentary impulse.
What can be the new face of my story?
2 answers
2024-12-15 06:58
The new face of your story could be a new perspective. Maybe you've been looking at things in a certain way, but now you start to see different aspects. For example, if your story was about a struggle, the new face could be the realization of the strength you've gained from it.
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