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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Who is the author of the'milkman novel'?
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2024-12-03 11:29
Since I'm not sure which'milkman novel' you're referring to exactly, it could be an indie author or a relatively unknown writer. It might also be a work by a more established author as part of a collection or a new genre exploration. There are countless possibilities.
What is'milkman novel' about?
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2024-12-02 20:11
I'm not sure specifically as there could be many novels related to a'milkman'. It might be about the life of a milkman, his daily routines, the people he meets during his milk deliveries, or it could be a symbolic representation where the milkman is a character with a special role in a more complex story.
What is the novel Milkman about?
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2024-10-05 04:18
The novel Milkman focuses on the protagonist's experiences and her efforts to resist external pressures and define herself. It examines power dynamics and social constraints within a particular setting.
What is 'the milkman of india story' about?
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2024-11-25 14:41
I'm not sure specifically which 'the milkman of india story' you are referring to. It could be about a real or fictional milkman in India, perhaps his daily life, his challenges, or his role in the community.
Who are the characters in 'the milkman short story'?
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2024-11-09 10:05
Since I haven't read it, I can't say for sure. But likely, there's the milkman himself. There might also be the customers he delivers to, like families, old people, or young couples.
Does the milkman fly by the end of the novel?
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2024-10-09 11:14
No, he doesn't. The story doesn't have such a plot twist.
Who is the main character in 'the milkman of india story'?
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2024-11-26 03:26
Since I don't know the specific story, I can't say for sure who the main character is. But it's likely to be the milkman himself.
What is the 'Stephen King Milkman Story' about?
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2024-11-24 16:59
I'm not entirely sure which specific 'Stephen King Milkman Story' you are referring to. Stephen King has a vast body of work, and without more context, it's difficult to say. It could potentially be a short story, an unpublished work, or something very niche within his oeuvre.
What does milkman reviews novel mean?
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2024-11-23 12:05
It could mean that a milkman is giving reviews about a novel. Maybe he reads novels during his free time and shares his thoughts on them.
What is the main plot of 'the milkman short story'?
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2024-11-09 10:14
I'm not sure specifically as I haven't read this particular 'the milkman short story'. But generally, in a milkman - related short story, it might be about the daily life of the milkman, his deliveries, and the people he interacts with in the neighborhood.
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