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”Look.” someone shouted pointing at the stone faces of the Hokage's on the Hokage-mount. “What are you pointing at?” his friend asked with annoyance but upon turning towards the mountain he became completely shocked “Ahh≈” very soon the whole village drowned in a heated discussion “It must be that kid. ” “Yes no one except him could have done it.” “At first I thought his elder brother is the one who is annoying and unpleasant to the eyes but now I think he is even worse. ” “Don't you think it looks almost alive? ” “Now that you say that I think it looks a lot better than how it usually looks. ” While the whole village is in the commotion on the incident of the Hokage Mountain the person about whom everyone is talking is now sitting beside the Hokage and looking through his crystal ball with pleasure in his eyes. “Why don't you use transformation jutsu to become a kid and go in there Kazuna? ” Hiruzen asked in annoyance while looking at the Golden-Red haired boy beside him. “Yeah I also wanted to go but you see when I went inside some sensor Shinobi was also inside however unlike when I was a kid and they would let me in or even like to play with me this time they beat me so hard ... ” while telling his unfortunate story with a sad face Kirito became angry and shouted “Fuck old man why are you mentioning that event as if you don't know? Don't tell me you are the bastard who let out the information to the ladies of the hot spring. " “I don't know what are you talking about.” Hiruzen said pretending to be serious while thinking inside with a dark face‘Do you think I will let you enjoy the show so up and close while I see it from this small ball? Fat chance...’ “So it was indeed you? ” Kirito looking at Hiruzen's face which is serious in a situation like this understood in a single glance that no one other then Hiruzen had let out his secret and with an angry shout jumped on him “I will fight you to death you basterd.” “As if I am afraid of a perverted bastard like you? ” Hiruzen also jumped towards him. “Who are you calling Pervert you old Pervert? ” Kirito punched at Hiruzen's face. Even before his punch can land in Hiruzen's face a shadow landed in between them and informed “Lord third Kirito has painted the Hokage-mount again and the... ” before he can finish his words a strong punch landed his face sending the person flying through the window. A few days later “Don't take my silence as my weakness. ” Looking at half-dead Danzo on the ground Kirito said with a cold face. “Kill me if you dare kid. ”Danzo who's secrets got exposed during his fight with Kirito knows now that he lost and the proof of his crime is out not only will he lose all his authority but also going to get imprisoned which is worst than death for him. “Don't play games with me, you crazy bastard because I am not going to let you die even if you beg me after you thought of playing tricks against me and my brother. ” Kirito said mercilessly stepping on Danoz's head and not caring about the old man's screams continued “ Hear me clearly you old bastard now that I am angry I am going to make your life so painful that you will wish death be better than living. ” From Volume 2...

”Look.” someone shouted pointing at the stone faces of the Hokage's on the Hokage-mount. “What are you pointing at?” his friend asked with annoyance but upon turning towards the mountain he became completely shocked “Ahh≈” very soon the whole village drowned in a heated discussion “It must be that kid. ” “Yes no one except him could have done it.” “At first I thought his elder brother is the one who is annoying and unpleasant to the eyes but now I think he is even worse. ” “Don't you think it looks almost alive? ” “Now that you say that I think it looks a lot better than how it usually looks. ” While the whole village is in the commotion on the incident of the Hokage Mountain the person about whom everyone is talking is now sitting beside the Hokage and looking through his crystal ball with pleasure in his eyes. “Why don't you use transformation jutsu to become a kid and go in there Kazuna? ” Hiruzen asked in annoyance while looking at the Golden-Red haired boy beside him. “Yeah I also wanted to go but you see when I went inside some sensor Shinobi was also inside however unlike when I was a kid and they would let me in or even like to play with me this time they beat me so hard ... ” while telling his unfortunate story with a sad face Kazuna became angry and shouted “Fuck old man why are you mentioning that event as if you don't know? Don't tell me you are the bastard who let out the information to the ladies of the hot spring. " “I don't know what are you talking about,” Hiruzen said pretending to be serious while thinking inside with a dark face you think I will let you enjoy the show so up and close while I see it from this small ball? Fat chance...’ “So it was indeed you? ” Kazuna looking at Hiruzen's face which is serious in a situation like this understood in a single glance that no one other than Hiruzen had let out his secret and with an angry shout jumped on him “I will fight you to death you basterd.” “As if I am afraid of a perverted bastard like you? ” Hiruzen also jumped towards him. “Who are you calling Pervert you old Pervert? ” Kazuna punched at Hiruzen's face. Even before his punch can land in Hiruzen's face a shadow landed in between them and informed “Lord third Kazuna has painted the Hokage-mount again and the... ” before he can finish his words a strong punch landed on his face sending the person flying through the window. A few days later “Don't take my silence as my weakness. ” Looking at half-dead Danzo on the ground Kazuna said with a cold face. “Kill me if you dare kid. ”Danzo who's secrets got exposed during his fight with Kirito knows now that he lost and the proof of his crime is out not only will he lose all his authority but also going to get imprisoned which is worst than death for him. “Don't play games with me, you crazy bastard because I am not going to let you die even if you beg me after you thought of playing tricks against me and my brother. ” Kirito said mercilessly stepping on Danoz's head and not caring about the old man's screams continued “ Hear me you old bastard now that I am angry I am going to make your life so painful that you will wish death be better than living. ” From Volume 2...

Prophesies suck... Three days ago Droy had been a normal teenager until his father who he found out later was the Greek God Of War ARES came to tell him his life ends the day he came to this world...Which of course IS IN THREE DAYS TIME!!! Blame it all on Apollo and his Oracle(sigh) Follow the journey of our protagonist Droy as he is dragged into the mythical realm of the gods. War, Fury and Vengeance are coming. .... Read my other novels too Discord @Hellstrom#7459

In the infinite expanse of the multiverse, where gods and mortals dance in an eternal interplay of creation and destruction, there exists a tale that transcends the bounds of time and space. This is the story of Cedrix, the bastard son of Demetrys, the God of Death. Born from a forbidden union between the divine and the mortal, Cedrix embodies the chaotic fusion of life and demise, a being of unparalleled power, cursed with a heritage that is both his greatest strength and his inescapable doom.

Akira enter an other world which she never want to . now she is getting married to emperor. who is suppose to trun an crazy basterd in future and the reason of her death .what would she do run away ? say no to marriage. nah nah . just kill the emperor simple . destroy the root of problem buddy . emperor who send marrige perposal thinking he is getting married to a sweet and weak women .His future wife who is planning to take his life .will Akira able to kill emperor or the her action will made the emperor fell something he never fell before ... big softie and angry bird ml vs fl with abrormal emotions.

Story of a genin who 8nst from naruto world , he's reincarnated in this world want recognition from whole world and and a hyuga wife settle down ##AUTHOR##- - Mc kun how are enjoying your life and why did you choose hyuga girl ##MC##- - because theay are perfect especially my wife every inch of her body is treasure, honey the elders are requesting your presence, they are so annoying solve a problem by yourself you basterds, hey wife wify when i return I wan to that, what do you mean every one will hear us . ##AUTHOR## -ahhhhhh..ahhh my single eyes my virgin heat can't stand this ,o listen thee my fellow brothers give me the power to watch this. THIS AD IS BROUGH TO BY VASELINE just kidding its JUST AS I EXPECTED

Zoe Bell was the foster daughter of the Bell Family. On the night she was thrown out, her fiancé was already wrapping his arm around his new love, making headlines in the entertainment news. Afterwards, Zoe found herself caught in one scandal after another, all because she was seen with the most powerful man in Capital City. Everyone sneered, convinced she was nothing more than a fleeting plaything for Mr. Hale. But little did they know that from the very first moment when he laid eyes on her, Mr. Hale had only one thought - He was going to seize love with boldness! - People were all waiting to find something to mock Zoe about, so they intentionally asked William Hale what relationship he was holding with Zoe Bell. Mr. Hale merely laughed and said, "Maybe I haven’t tried hard enough, because after being married for so long, Mrs. Hale still refuses to announce it publicly or give me my rightful title." It was a night with thick, humid air, Zoe was left breathless as William kissed her with arms firmly wrapping around her waist. His voice was low and scorching, “Mrs. Hale, am I trying hard enough?” Zoe gritted her teeth - He was trying way too hard! 【See how the aloof CEO falls for love】 【Love After Marriage】

Murong Jiu, the Ninth Young Miss of the Marquis Mansion, was ugly and talentless, and her fate was to harm her relatives. She was raised in the countryside from a young age. Due to her exceptional medical skills, she was used by the Crown Prince, who drained her of all her value and then threw her into a deep well to drown. Only before her death did she realize she had been switched at birth. Others were rightfully enjoying everything that should have been hers; later, all her family died for her, becoming stepping stones for the Crown Prince! Reincarnated, she returned like a vengeful ghost from hell, making her enemies tremble with fear, ready to seek revenge for each grievance. Unexpectedly, she unintentionally became the darling of her biological family, which made her retract her sharp edges. As the substitute Princess Consort of Prince Ling, she and Prince Ling were a fake couple, intent only on finding the real father of the child in her womb, yet unaware that the man from that night was right in front of her…

Wu Wei, who was once a fishman for the Queen of the Sea, awakened one day and unexpectedly acquired the Tycoon System. One yuan could be spent as ten thousand!!! (Yuan is the unit of account of RMB, which is the official currency of China) Thus, the balance of a little over ten thousand in his card instantly turned into more than a hundred million! However, this money could only be spent on high-scoring goddesses! Therefore, Wu Wei began his wild spending spree. Under his aggressive financial onslaught, all sorts of goddesses fell one after another. The white moonlight he'd been secretly in love with for years, the mature and sexy school beauty, the innocent and cute schoolgirl, the livestreamer with off-the-charts beauty, the delicate and soft dancing goddess, the dazzling top female star... Sorry, but I've monopolized all the goddesses!

After the disaster, there wasn't enough food, so I used my superpower to farm, striving together with my childhood friend for a better life.