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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is 'Frida' with Salma Hayek a True Story?
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2024-09-28 03:20
It is indeed a true story. The movie portrays the life and experiences of Frida Kahlo, with Salma Hayek giving a compelling performance that stays close to the facts.
Tell me the life story of Salma Hayek.
1 answer
2024-11-30 04:49
Salma Hayek is a Mexican - born actress who has had an eventful life. She had a passion for acting from a young age. In Hollywood, she faced some initial challenges due to being a Latina in a predominantly white male - dominated industry. However, she persevered. Films like 'Once Upon a Time in Mexico' also added to her fame. She is also a businesswoman, having her own production company. Through her work, she has been able to shine a light on Mexican culture and has become an important figure for many aspiring actors and actresses around the world.
Is it appropriate to write 'Salma Hayek sex fanfic'?
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2024-11-19 20:57
Writing sexual fanfic about a real person like Salma Hayek is inappropriate. It violates the person's privacy and can be considered a form of objectification. Everyone should be respected as a human being, not the subject of such improper fictional content.
What is the connection between Salma Hayek and 'Pulp Fiction'?
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2024-12-08 16:29
There may not be a direct and obvious connection between Salma Hayek and 'Pulp Fiction'. 'Pulp Fiction' is a Quentin Tarantino classic with its own set of actors and storylines that don't typically involve Salma Hayek.
Did Salma Hayek ever audition for Pulp Fiction?
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2024-11-28 17:17
No. There is no information indicating that Salma Hayek ever auditioned for Pulp Fiction.
What is the connection between Salma Hayek and Pulp Fiction?
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2024-11-28 11:10
Salma Hayek and Pulp Fiction have no apparent on - screen connection. Pulp Fiction features a distinct set of actors and a particular narrative style. Salma Hayek is known for her roles in movies like Frida. They exist in different cinematic universes so to speak, with no shared plotlines or character crossovers.
What are the ethical issues with 'Salma Hayek sex fanfic'?
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2024-11-19 23:59
The main ethical issue is the lack of respect for Salma Hayek as a person. She has not consented to be the subject of such sexualized fictional works.
What are the key events in Salma Hayek's life story?
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2024-11-30 14:33
One key event was her move from Mexican acting to Hollywood. Another is her starring in 'Frida' which was a very important role for her career. Also, starting her own production company was significant.
What are some highlights of Salma Hayek's love story?
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2024-11-11 06:42
One highlight is that she got together with François - Henri Pinault. They are from different fields yet their love overcame those differences. Another is that they have a beautiful family together.
Tell me about Salma Hayek's love story.
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2024-11-11 00:33
Well, Salma Hayek met her husband François - Henri Pinault. Their love story seems to be a classic case of two people from different worlds coming together. He is a big name in the business world while she is a renowned actress. But they found common ground and fell in love. They have been together for a long time now, and their relationship has withstood the test of time, sharing many happy moments and building a life as a couple.
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