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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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A novel recommendation that instantly smacks the face at the beginning
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2024-12-31 12:01
The following were some recommendations for novels that instantly slapped their faces at the beginning: " The Cannon Fodder's Guide to Face Slapping [Quick Transference],"" The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder's Face Slapping,"" The Daily Slapping of the Crown Prince,"" Cultivation Frenzy,"" The Twins with the Same Mind,"" Rebirth of 80: The Daily Slapping of the Female Supporting Character in the Book Transference,"" The Ultimate Strategy of Face Slapping in the Book Transference," and so on. These novels were all about face-slapping. The plot was compact and full of refreshing and interesting elements.
Is there any good 'Snape smacks Harry' fanfiction?
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2024-11-05 18:10
Yes, there are some out there. You can start by looking on fanfiction websites like FanFiction.net or Archive of Our Own. However, the concept of Snape smacking Harry might be a bit controversial in the Harry Potter fandom as Snape is a complex character and such a violent act towards a student goes against the general spirit of Hogwarts, but some fanfictions might explore it in an interesting way within an alternate storyline.
Who is Jimmy in 'Jimmy's Confessions'?
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2024-11-28 15:29
Jimmy in 'Jimmy's Confessions' could be a character with a complex personality. He might be a middle - aged man who has led an eventful life. Maybe he's a writer who is using his confessions as a way to tell his own story, or he could be someone who has just reached a point in his life where he feels the need to unburden himself of all his secrets.
What could be the plot of 'annabeth smacks percy fanfic'?
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2024-11-20 09:37
It could be about a moment of intense anger or frustration from Annabeth towards Percy. Maybe Percy made a big mistake like endangering himself or others on a quest, and Annabeth's reaction is to smack him out of shock and anger.
Who might be the author of 'annabeth smacks percy fanfic'?
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2024-11-19 14:23
There could be many possible authors. It might be an amateur writer who is a big fan of the Percy Jackson series and just wanted to explore this unique scenario. They could be someone within the fan community who is known for writing interesting and out - of - the - box fanfics.
What are the possible plotlines in 'Snape smacks Harry' fanfiction?
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2024-11-05 17:44
Maybe in a fanfiction, Harry could be framed for something he didn't do, and Snape, believing the false accusations, smacks him in a moment of anger. This could then lead to a series of events where Harry tries to prove his innocence and Snape has to come to terms with his hasty action. Another plotline could be that Snape is under the influence of a dark spell that makes him act out of character, and Harry just happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and gets smacked.
Jimmy Two Shoes: A Fanfiction about Jimmy and Heloise
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2024-11-25 16:11
One possible fanfiction could be that Jimmy has a secret mission, and Heloise accidentally gets involved. They start off not getting along well because of their different personalities. But as they face difficulties during the mission, they gradually learn to understand and rely on each other, and in the end, they become great friends.
What happened in the 'man smacks girl in nyc subway story'?
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2024-12-01 19:55
There could be various things that might have happened. Maybe there was an argument between the man and the girl that led to the man hitting her. It could be due to personal disputes, overcrowding, or some other issues on the subway.
Fanfiction Ideas for Jimmy and Heloise from Jimmy Two Shoes
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2024-11-25 22:22
A great fanfiction idea could be that Jimmy discovers a hidden talent that Heloise has. He is amazed by it and tries to help her develop it further. Along the way, they share many laughs and some minor setbacks, but ultimately, Heloise's talent becomes something that benefits their whole community.
Jimmy's Python
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2024-12-31 04:09
Jimmy's Python was about Meggie's mother, who had draped her hibernating pet python over her as a decoration, but the python suddenly woke up and made a mess of the garden club party. Meggie's mother was fired because of this, but the python became friends with Miss Peach Blossom's puppy because it saved it. This book was written by Kellogg, translated by Peng Yi, and published by Guizhou People's Press.
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