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Beautiful and clever Yan Qiu Yue is the treasured only daughter of Duke Ning’s household. Her family could not bear to part with her, so she has reached the ripe old age of 17 without even once hearing the word “marriage.” The scheming emperor, uncaring of the Yan family’s bonds, decrees her betrothal to the only son of Prince Rui of the First Rank. This son is known across Eastern Wei for being a callous wastrel-in-training, but before Qiu Yue has time to mourn her lack of luck, shocking news reaches the capital: Prince Rui’s real heir was switched at birth and has since grown up in the Northern Xi territory! His return to the capital is met with much fanfare and curiosity. To show some goodwill to this supposedly long-suffering Wei Tian Ao, the emperor allows a new interpretation of his betrothal decree so that he, the legitimate son of Prince Rui, may marry the noble Yan Qiu Yue! But why does Qiu Yue's new husband seem rather unhappy with this whole arrangement? The weeks after their wedding go by without her seeing even Wei Tian Ao's shadow. Might this turn out even worse for her than if she’d married that wastrel…? “I trust no one in this city of schemers and murderers, least of all a wife whose character and family are unknown to me!” “You are surprisingly eloquent for a northern barbarian, my lord.” “If I never see you, I don't have to acknowledge that you exist…” “Go ahead and hide if you dare! Even without you, I am still a noble princess heir apparent.” (Updates at least 2-3 times a week.) ** The cover art was commissioned from artist Huixci just for TWG and features Yan Qiu Yue and Wei Hong Sheng. **

My life is in shambles. My wife divorced me. I'm floundering at work. And I believe I'm turning into a bad parent to my daughter, Chloe. Then, one day, I encounter a woman who sees in me the chance to have her darkest desires fulfilled without consequences. I then become a lover to many rich and spoilt women in the neighbourhood. I do to them all the things they can't ask to their perfect and prudish husbands. But this diversion soon becomes a prison. I am a servant to these women, and my life is still a mess. When I see a glimpse of happiness, the chaos in my life threatens to destroy it all.

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Kenny left the small, hick hometown where he grew up and went to trade school in the city, where a vibrant gay community allowed him to live life outside the closet. But when his father passes away, he comes home to care for his mother. When she, too, is gone, Kenny finds it difficult to move on.<br><br>He has a steady job as an auto mechanic but longs to get back to the city. More than anything, he misses the sex. Here in BFE, he’s the only gay man around, and he’s getting tired of everyone telling him he needs to get married.<br><br>Kenny isn’t a big believer in love. All he wants is to get laid.<br><br>Then a handsome stranger rides in on his Harley, in need of a tune up. This just might be Kenny’s lucky day.

An ordinary man who want to enter the world of writing novels, trying to take part in a novel writing competition, but suddenly his soul got transmigrated into the world of novel writing contest themes.

Fall for crush in childhood. Turned into love. Later being detached from each other. Twist at the very end.

A certain man had two sons, and younger son said to his father, give me my possession, let me go and live my life, the way it please me, so the younger son went. After sometimes, the younger son have spend everything he had, so there was a great famine in the land, the younger son have to go and join himself to a citizen of that country. The person that younger son was working for sent him into his fields to feed swine. And he would fain have filled his stomach with the husks that the swine did eat. And no man gave into him. The younger son forget who he was, he was suffering, he find no man to favor him, so many of us are like that today. Are you like the PRODIGAL SON? THINK TWICE AND BE SAVE. (Luke 15 vs 17). And when he came to himself, he said how many hired servant of my fathers have enough bread and to spare and I perish with hunger. You don't have to perish, is not the will of God. Most of the problem we find our self today, we are the cause by our own decision. The younger son said to himself, I will arise and go to my father and I will say unto him father, I have sinned against heaven and before thee. And am no more worthy to be called thy son, make me as one of thy hired servants. And he arose and came to his father. But when he was yet a great way off, his father saw him and had compassion and ran and fell on his neck and kissed him. God can not forget you, can a mother forget her sucking child, No". God think about you.." Psalm 139 vs 17." Turn from your ways and God will clean you from every unrighteousness. You are precious to God, because he made you and form you in his image and likeness. Is not the will of God for any one to perish but to come to repentance, that why he send his only begotten son, Jesus Christ to come and die for you and I. (John 3 vs 16). No matter your wrong, God will still take you back, because you so precious before him. But the father said to his servants, bring forth the best rope and put a ring on his hand and shoes on his feet. You will be crown as prince, because your father (God) is a king, he received him with happiness, it was also with God, if you repent, God will rejoice with all his angels. The things of this world profit nothing, but death and sorrow. The younger son love the world, but what he face after was terrible, love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the father is not in him. "1john 2 vs 15.". Love God because he loves you, and because of that he sent his only son Jesus Christ to die for you and I, THINK TWICE, my brother and sister, don't be deceived by what you see in the world, they are vanity. CHAPTER TWO. THE ONLY WAY. Jesus Christ is the only way in the book of john 14 vs 6.jesus said unto him, "I am the way the truth and the life. No man cometh to the father, but by me. There are no other ways, no other truth, no other except Jesus Christ. Maybe you have been passing through many ways, but I tell you, Jesus Christ is the the only way. The way here symbolise his instructions. "Proverbs 8 vs 5" He said, O ye simple understand wisdom and ye fools be ye of an understanding heart, if you read down to verse 10 to 11.He said received my my (ways) instructions and not silver (money) and knowledge rather than choice gold.. For wisdom is better than rubies and all the things that maybe desire are not to be compared to it. You see what God is telling you. All the things you desired are in God, what are you looking for, money, power, fame etc mention them, they are all in God.. The only way to get what you desire, is to seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness and all this thing shall be added unto you. Do you think God can lie, No he can not, he has said it, so shall it be. Just follow the only way think twice now and be save. He said in the book of Isaiah 45 vs 2 to 3,"I will go before thee to make the crooked places straight :, I will break in pieces the gates of bra

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Who loves the Female Lead? most in a story. Is it Our Male Lead or a villain? Our Most hated villain generally loves the Female lead a lot but does not end up with a Female Lead and generally does some stupid action. Join this story to see a smart villain who is not obsessed with FML and continues to live on a better life.

Sa paglipat ni Luna sa Lindway Academy, makikilala niya ang kanyang campus-famous guitar tutor na si Sky. Si Sky Glean Capariño ay isang introverted musician na may ultimate trust issue sa mga babae. Nang dahil sa kanyang tragic past, naging ilap ito sa tao. Sa tuwing makakakita o makakasalamuha siya sa mga babae, iniisip niya agad na may sexual desire o 'di kaya naman may gusto sa kanya. Hanggang saan aabot ang pagiging assuming ni Sky? Uubra kaya kay Luna ang pagiging harsh at pagiging tamang-hinala palagi ni Sky sa mga babae?