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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Who is the author of'sunburn novel'?
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2024-12-06 05:00
I don't know who the author of the'sunburn novel' is. There could be many self - published or lesser - known novels with this name.
What is'sunburn novel' about?
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2024-12-05 03:49
I'm not sure specifically as there could be many novels with the name'sunburn'. It might be about a character getting a sunburn and the events that unfold because of it, like a summer adventure where a bad sunburn causes some comical or life - changing situations.
What is 'Sunburn Graphic Novel' about?
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2024-12-01 02:42
I'm not sure specifically what 'Sunburn Graphic Novel' is about as there could be many different stories with that name. It might be about a character who experiences some sort of transformation or adventure, perhaps related to a sunburn in a very metaphorical way, like a change that comes from a difficult or 'burning' experience.
Shanghai Sunburn Machinery Manufacturing Co., Ltd.
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2024-12-28 17:08
Shanghai Sunburn Machinery Manufacturing Co., Ltd. was established on May 26, 2017, located in Building 2 - 1, No. 1299 Luodong Road, Baoshan District Shanghai City. The company was a small and medium-sized science and technology enterprise and a high-tech enterprise. Its main business scope included the sales and research and development of ordinary mechanical equipment; the production of powder metals; the wholesale and retail of electronic products, mechanical equipment and accessories; and the technology development, technical consultation, and technology transfer in the field of mechanical science and technology. At present, the business status of Shanghai Sunburn Machinery Manufacturing Co., Ltd. was still in existence. The legal representative of the company was Qin Xiaochang, with a registered capital of 2 million yuan. According to the information provided, the company's specific operating conditions, number of employees, and intellectual property rights could not be known.
What are the common themes in 'omori sunburn fanfic'?
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2024-12-10 02:44
A frequent theme is the idea of care and support. When a character has a sunburn in these fanfics, it often leads to other characters showing concern, like bringing them ointment or offering shade. Another theme is the transformation. The sunburn can be seen as a catalyst for change in the characters, whether it's a change in their attitude or their relationships. For instance, in some fanfics, a character who was previously aloof becomes more approachable after experiencing a sunburn and the care from others.
Is 'Sunburn' a good novel among mystery books?
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2024-11-08 13:43
Well, it depends on personal taste. Some people might find 'Sunburn' to be an excellent mystery book as it has well - developed characters and a dark, mysterious atmosphere. However, others may prefer different styles of mystery writing. But overall, it has many elements that make it a strong contender in the mystery genre.
Where can I buy 'Sunburn Graphic Novel'?
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2024-12-01 09:01
You could try looking for it in your local comic book stores. They often carry a wide variety of graphic novels.
What are the main features of 'Sunburn, a novel crime novels'?
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2024-11-27 12:26
Since I haven't read it, I can only guess. It might have a gripping plot full of twists and turns, which is common in crime novels. There could be a clever detective or an anti - hero at the center of the story.
Can you recommend 'Sunburn, a novel crime novels'?
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2024-11-27 08:05
I'm not sure which specific 'Sunburn' novel you are referring to. There could be many crime novels with this title. You might want to check out some popular book review websites or local libraries for more information.
Can you share some sunburn horror stories?
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2024-11-08 10:07
Well, I knew a guy who fell asleep in the sun during a long hike. His face got horribly sunburned. His cheeks were swollen, and his skin was peeling off in huge chunks. He looked like he had some kind of skin disease for weeks until it finally healed. It was a really ugly and painful sight.
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