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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Analysis of Eddsworld Red Leader Tord x Tom Fanfiction
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2024-11-17 18:04
Another point could be the creative interpretations in the fanfiction. Writers might take liberties with the Eddsworld canon to create unique scenarios for Tord and Tom. This could include alternate universes where their relationship develops in different ways. For instance, a post - apocalyptic setting where they have to rely on each other more than ever, with Tord's leadership skills and Tom's combat abilities being crucial for their survival.
How can the relationship between Tord and Tom be developed in an 'eddsworld tord x experiment tom fanfiction'?
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2024-11-29 23:32
Their relationship can start with Tord's curiosity. Since Tom is an experiment, Tord would be naturally interested in observing him. As time passes, he could start to notice little things about Tom that make him more than just a test subject, like his sense of humor or his determination. This can gradually turn into a friendship and then something more.
What Makes Eddsworld Red Leader Tord x Tom Fanfiction Popular?
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2024-11-18 01:29
The popularity might be due to the contrast between the characters. Tord's intensity as Red Leader and Tom's cool - headedness create an interesting dynamic that fans like to explore. It's like a clash of two different personalities that can lead to engaging storylines.
What are some interesting plot ideas for an 'eddsworld tord x experiment tom fanfiction'?
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2024-11-29 19:24
One idea could be that Tord discovers Tom during one of his experiments gone wrong. Tord then feels a sense of responsibility towards Tom and tries to fix the experiment's effects on him. As they spend more time together, they start to develop an unexpected bond.
What are the common themes in eddsworld edd x tom x matt x tord fanfiction?
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2024-11-14 11:07
Friendship is a common theme. Despite their differences, Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord often come back to their bond as friends. For example, in many fanfictions, they might have a big fight but then realize they need each other.
Can you recommend some good eddsworld edd x tom x matt x tord fanfiction?
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2024-11-14 07:06
Another great one is 'Edd, Tom, Matt and Tord: A New Adventure'. In this fanfiction, they embark on a journey that takes them to different dimensions within the eddsworld universe. The author does a great job of showing how their individual quirks play out during this adventure. Matt's vanity adds some humorous moments, while Tom's cynicism often provides a different perspective on the events that unfold.
Is the Eddsworld comic coming back?
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2024-10-01 09:00
I'm not sure. There haven't been any definite announcements about its return.
What are the common themes in depressed Tord fanfiction?
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2024-11-24 06:45
Isolation is a common theme. Tord may push away his friends as he battles his depression. Another theme is self - loathing, where he has negative thoughts about himself. Inner turmoil is also frequent, as he struggles with his emotions.
Are there any unique features in Eddsworld Visual Novel?
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2024-12-09 11:32
Yes, it may have unique art styles that match the Eddsworld aesthetic. The dialogues are likely to be filled with the signature humor of the Eddsworld series.
What is Eddsworld Visual Novel all about?
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2024-12-09 06:28
Eddsworld Visual Novel is a game that combines the unique world and characters of Eddsworld. It likely involves the storylines of Edd, Tom, Matt and others. It may include various adventures, comical situations and interactions among the characters.
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