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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Who might Darth Vader meet in 'Darth Vader travels to the future fanfiction'?
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2024-11-07 03:10
Darth Vader could encounter advanced droids that have developed personalities and even some form of Force - like abilities in this future. These droids might be a new challenge for him as they are not like the droids he is used to dealing with in his own time. He may also meet future versions of his former allies or enemies, who have been reincarnated or cloned in some strange new way, with different personalities but still with a connection to their past selves.
In 'naruto is like darth vader fanfiction', how are Naruto and Darth Vader similar?
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2024-11-06 07:58
In the 'naruto is like darth vader fanfiction', their journey of self - discovery could be seen as similar. Naruto has to constantly figure out his place in the ninja world and how to control his power. Darth Vader is on a journey of self - discovery too, as he grapples with his identity as Anakin Skywalker and his role as Darth Vader. They also have a sense of isolation in some ways. Naruto often feels alone in his struggles, and Darth Vader is isolated in his dark armor, cut off from his former self and many human connections.
Is the Darth Vader comic good?
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2024-10-14 02:54
I think it's great! The storylines are engaging and the art is top-notch.
Who might Darth Vader meet in the 'Darth Vader Goes Forward in Time' fanfiction?
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2024-12-07 21:16
Darth Vader could meet advanced droids that have personalities and abilities far beyond what he's used to. These droids might see him as a relic from a bygone era. He could also meet future scientists who are intrigued by his cybernetic enhancements and try to study him. Additionally, there's a chance he meets descendants of his former allies or enemies, which would create a complex web of relationships and interactions.
Who could be the main characters in a 'Darth Vader No Suit Fanfiction' besides Darth Vader himself?
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2024-12-10 07:14
Padmé could be a main character. Since Darth Vader is without his suit, it could be a scenario where he's reliving memories of her, and she could appear as a Force ghost or in his dreams, guiding him in some way. Another character could be Obi - Wan Kenobi. Their relationship was complex, and without the suit, Vader might be more vulnerable, and Obi - Wan could try to sway him back to the light side.
Star Wars Darth Vader Time Travel Fanfiction: What If Darth Vader Traveled to the Future?
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2024-12-05 22:53
He might be shocked by the advanced technology. The Empire's weaponry would seem primitive compared to future tech. He could also be intrigued by the new forms of the Force if they had evolved.
Who are the main characters in Darth Vader Solo A Star Wars Story besides Darth Vader?
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2024-11-25 00:04
Well, it's likely that there are bounty hunters. Since Vader often has need of their skills for certain tasks. They would be characters who are in it for the money but also fear Vader. And then there are the stormtroopers. They are a constant presence, following Vader's commands and being part of his military operations.
Who would win in a fight between Naruto and Darth Vader in a 'Naruto Darth Vader fanfiction'?
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2024-11-17 22:03
Darth Vader could emerge victorious. His mastery of the Force gives him an array of abilities such as telekinesis and mind control. He could potentially use these to disable Naruto before he has a chance to launch a major attack. Also, Vader's lightsaber skills are top - notch. If he can get close to Naruto, he could deliver a fatal blow. And in a one - on - one situation, without the help of his friends, Naruto might find it difficult to counter Vader's unique powers.
Darth Vader, Darth Sidious and OC in Fanfiction: Unleashing Creativity
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2024-11-24 02:47
In fanfiction, we can also see how an OC might change the power balance between Vader and Sidious. If the OC is a powerful ally to Vader, it could lead to a split in the Sith order. Or if the OC is a double - agent working for both, it can create a complex web of lies and deceptions that make for a very engaging read.
Darth Vader, Darth Sidious and OC Fanfiction: A World of Imagination
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2024-11-23 22:10
One great aspect of fanfiction involving Darth Vader, Darth Sidious and an Original Character (OC) is the potential for new storylines. For example, an OC could be a Jedi who manages to infiltrate the Sith ranks, interacting with Vader and Sidious in unexpected ways. This could lead to intense power struggles and moral dilemmas within the story.
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