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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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trumpet creeper
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2025-01-09 01:40
The Chinese trumpet creeper, whose scientific name was Campsis grandiflora, was a plant of the Bignonia family. It was famous for its bright flowers and climbing characteristics. The trumpet creeper liked ample sunlight, and it would be best if it could provide full sunlight. It had strong adaptability and could grow in all kinds of soil. It could also climb up rocks, walls, or tree trunks. The corolla of the trumpet creeper was funnel-shaped, bright red or orange-red in color, and the inflorescence was terminal and conical. Its flowers bloomed throughout the summer and had ornamental value. The trumpet creeper also had some medicinal value. It had the effects of clearing heat and cooling blood, dispelling blood stasis and dispersing stagnation, dispelling wind and relieving itching. It can be used for irregular menstruation, rheumatism, itching, rubella and other diseases. The trumpet creeper was a tenacious climber. It could live when its roots touched the soil and grow when its stems touched the soil. It displayed the style of an uncompromising climber. There were also many poems about the trumpet creeper. The ancient literati had different descriptions and praises of the trumpet creeper. In general, the trumpet creeper was a beautiful plant with ornamental and medicinal value.
trumpet creeper
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2024-12-23 18:44
The Chinese trumpet creeper was a kind of ligneous vine belonging to the Chinese trumpet creeper of the Bignoniaceous family. It was native to the Yangtze River basin and North China. Its flower was shaped like a funnel, with red and yellow colors. It was very beautiful. The maintenance methods of the trumpet creeper included reasonable watering, reasonable fertilizer, and reasonable lighting. In terms of watering, the soil in the basin should be kept moist to avoid water accumulation. To apply fertilizer, one needed to use fertilizers containing nutrients such as nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. The frequency of application should be controlled to once every half a month. The trumpet creeper liked light and needed to be provided with sufficient sunlight. Other than its ornamental value, the trumpet creeper was also a traditional Chinese medicine that could treat some skin diseases. The flower language and meaning of the trumpet creeper was the power of admiration and love, the vitality of relentless climbing.
How can the personalities of an Enderman and a Creeper be developed in an 'enderman x creeper' fanfiction?
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2024-11-22 19:47
The Enderman could be presented as a rather solitary creature at first, not used to interacting with others. But as it spends more time with the Creeper, it starts to open up and show more emotions. It might start to show concern for the Creeper's well - being. The Creeper's personality could be based on its instinct to protect. In the fanfiction, it could be that the Creeper sees the Enderman as something to protect, and this protective nature grows as their relationship deepens. Maybe the Creeper will start to be more strategic in its explosions to keep the Enderman safe from threats.
What is the Creeper Origin Story?
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2024-12-03 13:41
The Creeper origin story goes back to the development of Minecraft. Markus Persson was programming and had an unexpected outcome. He was aiming for something else entirely, perhaps a friendly creature like a pig. But due to a mix - up in the code, the Creeper came to be. Since then, the Creeper has been a staple of Minecraft. It's often found lurking around at night or in dark areas. When it gets close to a player, it starts to hiss and then explodes, causing damage to the player and the surrounding area. This has made it a significant part of the Minecraft experience, forcing players to be vigilant and always on the lookout for these green terrors.
What is the Creeper Origin Story?
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2024-11-25 04:23
The Creeper in Minecraft has an interesting origin. It was likely created as a form of unexpected and somewhat menacing mob. It randomly appears and explodes, adding an element of danger to the game world. It was designed to keep players on their toes and add a sense of unpredictability to the Minecraft experience.
What is the Minecraft Creeper origin story?
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2024-12-10 11:47
The Minecraft Creeper origin story is a tale of accidental creation. Notch was programming Minecraft, and he was aiming to create a different entity, perhaps a more friendly farm - like animal. However, due to some mix - up in the code or a creative misstep, the Creeper emerged. It has a simple yet menacing design. It's green in color which makes it blend in well with the grassy and forested areas in the game. The Creeper's behavior of sneaking up on players and detonating is what really sets it apart. This characteristic has led to many memorable and sometimes frustrating moments for Minecraft players. It has also inspired a great deal of fan art, mods, and even memes within the Minecraft community, showing just how significant this accidentally created mob has become in the game's culture.
What is 'creeper visual novel' about?
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2024-11-13 00:46
I'm not entirely sure specifically what 'creeper visual novel' is about as there could be many different interpretations. It might be a visual novel that involves some sort of 'creeper' - like a character or a concept that creeps in an unusual or unexpected way within the story.
What is the 'creeper love story' about?
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2024-11-09 23:26
Well, I'm not sure specifically which 'creeper love story' you mean. It could be about a character named Creeper who falls in love in a fictional world. Maybe it's a story in a game or a self - made tale where a creeper - like being experiences love in an unexpected way.
What is 'creeper harley fanfic' about?
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2024-11-07 08:05
Well, 'creeper harley fanfic' could be a story where Harley is the main character and the 'creeper' is either a threat or an unexpected element in the plot. It could be set in a fantasy world, and the fanfic author might be exploring how Harley deals with this creeper. For example, if it's related to a game, perhaps Harley has to use her skills to outwit the creeper that is chasing her.
Tell me the creeper a mincreaft love story.
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2024-12-11 04:43
Well, in a Minecraft world, there was a Creeper who fell in love with a kind villager. The Creeper, usually known for exploding, was different. It would follow the villager from a distance, trying not to scare them. One day, when the villager was in danger from a horde of zombies, the Creeper, despite its nature, exploded near the zombies to save the villager. And that was how their unique love story began.
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