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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Tell the mickey minnie love story.
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2024-12-08 22:37
Mickey and Minnie's love story is very sweet. They are two iconic Disney characters. They first met and were instantly attracted to each other. They often go on adventures together in the Disney world, sharing joys and sorrows, and their love has endured over the years, becoming a symbol of true love in the Disney universe.
What is the 'minnie and the 4 bodies' real story?
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2024-10-27 06:32
The'minnie and the 4 bodies' real story is quite mysterious as I haven't heard about it before. It might be a crime story where Minnie has some connection to four bodies. However, it could also be a fictional - like story within a particular community or family's lore. Without further details, it's impossible to tell the whole story.
What is the story behind Minnie the Moocher?
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2024-10-14 12:03
Minnie the Moocher is a famous character in a song. The story often involves her adventures and escapades, usually with a jazzy and fun backdrop.
Is Minnie Mouse a story book character?
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2024-10-08 18:56
Sure is! Minnie Mouse is not only well-known in cartoons but also makes appearances in story books. Her charming personality and adventures make for great reading for kids.
What is the 'Mickey and Minnie Christmas Story' about?
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2024-12-03 05:25
Well, generally it's about Mickey and Minnie having a wonderful Christmas time. Maybe they go ice - skating together, decorate the Christmas tree, and exchange lovely gifts. It's all about the joy and love during the Christmas season with these two iconic characters.
What are the characteristics of Minnie Mouse bedtime stories?
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2024-12-01 01:14
The stories usually take place in a colorful and friendly world. Minnie's world is full of her friends like Mickey, Daisy, and Goofy. The settings are places like the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or a flower - filled meadow, creating a pleasant and calming atmosphere for bedtime. Also, the stories usually have a simple moral at the end, like the importance of friendship or helping others.
Is there a family - friendly 'Minnie Mouse pregnant' story?
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2024-11-24 16:57
Sure. One can imagine a story where Minnie Mouse discovers she's pregnant. She then goes on a journey to find the perfect name for her soon - to - be - born baby. Along the way, she asks her friends for suggestions. Pluto might come up with some funny names, while Goofy gives some really silly ones. But in the end, she and Mickey find the most perfect name that represents their love and the new life coming into their world.
Tell the mickey minnie mouse love story.
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2024-11-22 01:00
Mickey and Minnie Mouse have a classic love story. They are two of the most iconic characters. Mickey, being the adventurous and fun-loving mouse, is completely smitten with Minnie. Minnie, with her cute bows and sweet personality, loves Mickey right back. They often go on adventures together in the magical world of Disney, sharing hugs and kisses, and their love has endured for generations, becoming a symbol of true love in the Disney universe.
Tell me a Minnie Mouse bedtime story.
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2024-11-15 20:00
Once upon a time, Minnie Mouse was getting ready for bed. She put on her pink polka - dot pajamas and fluffed up her pillow. She then climbed into her cozy little bed. As she lay there, she thought about all the fun things she did that day. She had a tea party with Daisy Duck and went for a walk in the meadow with Mickey. With a big yawn, she closed her eyes and soon drifted off to sleep, dreaming of more adventures to come.
What is a memorable minnie mouse short story?
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2024-11-14 18:28
One memorable story is when Minnie Mouse entered a baking contest. She had to make the most delicious cake ever. She worked hard in her kitchen, adding all kinds of special ingredients like fresh berries and chocolate chips. In the end, her cake looked and smelled amazing. But when she was taking it to the contest, she tripped and the cake almost fell. However, with the help of her friends, she managed to save it and won the contest.
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