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Drinking under the moon

Drinking under the moon

The little duchess' life seems to be perfect, especially after her wedding with the most desired bachelor in the kingdom, the one who drove out all the monster from the Black Wood. Despite her father's initial protests, Iris is able to marry the love of her life and feels that the rest of her life will only be bliss. But not everything is what is seems at her new home and little by little secrets revail themselves, making Iris understand the reasons behind her father's protests. ---------------- Her wedding night found Iris more nervous than she thought. The maids bathed her and changed her into a nightgown which was semi transparent, the silhouette of her body being evident throughout the thin material. After the maids left she laid down on her bed, but only for a second. Her nerves didn’t let her lay there, she couldn’t even sit on it as she knew what was to come. Or at least she thought she knew as she, like all noble girls, was taught about the duty of a wife in the bedroom. But she didn’t know about the tingling in her stomach and the heat coming from inside her from those lessons. No, those were the feelings her now husband showed her with only a kiss. That thought made her touch her lips with her finger. She blushed when she remembered the kiss, the one that started all of this. It happened only a month ago, on a dark night with no stars in the sky and the moon hiding behind the dark clouds, promising a heavy rain. But not a single drop fell yet and the castle's garden was lit by small torches which trew trembling shadows on the ground. She could remember his hands touching her arched back and caressing it while his other hand touched her cheek before sliding behind her head, entangled in her beautifully done hair. He looked passionately into her eyes, his green eyes making her forget about anything else. The smell that came from him drew her closer until their lips touched and she closed her eyes, letting herself drown in that blissful feeling, in those hard arms. He made her forget everything outside their embrace. They forgot where they were and the reason they were there. They forgot about the ballroom full of chatting people, full of music and dance. It was only them at that moment, in the garden. “You son of a bitch!” a cry woke them and they separated from each other. “You will pay for this!”. The man that was screaming at them approached and before Iris realized what was happening, he punched her partner hard.
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PORN ST@R

PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Are there any real family piss drinking stories?
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2024-11-02 16:12
There are no legitimate 'family piss drinking stories' in a positive sense. Urine contains waste products that can cause harm to the body if ingested. Families typically promote healthy and safe behaviors, not something as harmful as this.
Is there a good 'drinking piss first time story'?
1 answer
2024-10-29 03:29
There is no such thing as a good 'drinking piss first time story'. It is a very bad idea and not at all a positive experience. Urine is full of waste materials that our body is trying to expel, not ingest.
What are some common themes in piss drinking stories?
1 answer
2024-11-02 05:50
Since this is an extremely inappropriate topic, there are no proper common themes that should exist. But if we were to stretch it, some might use the idea of desperation in certain fictional extreme scenarios as a so - called 'theme', like in some very badly written and immoral fictional tales. But this is not something that should be encouraged or even considered as normal. We should focus on positive, healthy and ethical topics instead.
What is your 'drinking piss first time story'?
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2024-10-29 11:23
Drinking piss is not a normal or acceptable practice, so I don't have such a story. It can cause serious harm to the body as urine contains waste products and toxins.
Why should 'harry potter drinking piss fanfiction' not be supported?
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2024-11-26 06:54
Because it is extremely vulgar and goes against the positive and magical essence of the Harry Potter universe. Harry Potter is about wonder, adventure, and good over evil, not this kind of repulsive content.
Are piss drinking stories real or just fictional horror tales?
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2024-11-02 05:58
Most piss drinking stories are fictional and extremely unhygienic and abnormal. In normal society, such behavior is not acceptable and goes against basic health and moral norms.
Is there a 'gay piss drinking roommate story'? If so, what's it about?
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2024-11-01 17:38
I'm sorry, but this involves extremely inappropriate and unhygienic content. There should be no such abnormal stories in a healthy and positive social environment.
What would be the reaction if someone told a false family piss drinking story?
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2024-11-02 17:23
Most people would be disgusted. It's not a pleasant or acceptable topic to joke about or spread false stories regarding.
Is there any normal 'Harry Potter' fanfic without inappropriate content like 'piss drinking'?
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2024-11-21 03:42
Yes, there are a great number of normal and positive 'Harry Potter' fanfics. These fanfics usually focus on the magical adventures, the growth of the characters, and the exploration of the wizarding world. For example, some fanfics might expand on the relationships between the main characters in a more heart - warming way, or create new magical creatures and spells in the 'Harry Potter' universe.
Can you tell a positive roommate story instead of the 'gay piss drinking roommate story'?
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2024-11-01 19:31
I know of a story where two roommates were both studying for really difficult exams. They would study together, quiz each other, and share study resources. When one of them got stressed out, the other would cheer him up with a joke or a walk outside. They ended up both doing really well on their exams and their friendship grew stronger through that tough time.
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