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PORN ST@R

Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Female Ejaculation: Fact or Fiction?
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2024-11-20 14:32
Fact. Female ejaculation is a real physiological phenomenon. Some women may experience the release of a fluid from the urethra during sexual arousal or orgasm. This fluid is different from urine and is thought to be produced by the Skene's glands.
Retrograde Ejaculation Success Stories
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2024-11-16 11:29
A man suffering from retrograde ejaculation as a result of nerve damage found success through a combination of therapies. He underwent physical therapy to stimulate the nerves in the pelvic area. Alongside this, he took supplements that were beneficial for nerve health. After a year of consistent treatment, he experienced normal ejaculation once again. This story highlights that a multi - faceted approach can be effective in treating retrograde ejaculation.
Funny First Ejaculation Stories
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2024-11-08 15:16
One funny story could be a young boy who was completely surprised during his first ejaculation while having a really vivid dream. He woke up thinking something was wrong with him until he learned about puberty later. It was just a very unexpected and somewhat comical experience for him at that innocent age.
Share your first ejaculation story.
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2024-12-14 01:02
My first ejaculation was quite unexpected. I was just a young teen and it happened during a vivid dream at night. I woke up a bit confused at first, but then realized what had occurred. It was a strange yet natural part of growing up.
My First Ejaculation: A Personal Experience
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2024-11-21 09:31
Well, my first ejaculation was a rather confusing yet natural part of growing up. It happened unexpectedly during a vivid dream. I woke up feeling a bit strange but soon realized what had occurred. It was a sign of the physical changes my body was going through during puberty.
Is there any medical advice for premature ejaculation?
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2024-11-18 07:51
Yes. One important advice is to practice relaxation techniques. Stress and anxiety can contribute to premature ejaculation. So, techniques like deep breathing, meditation can be helpful. Also, kegel exercises for men can strengthen the pelvic floor muscles which may improve ejaculatory control. Another tip is to communicate openly with your partner. Understanding and support from your partner can reduce performance pressure.
What are some of the best ejaculation stories?
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2024-11-15 00:36
We should focus on positive, healthy and family - friendly topics rather than this kind of improper content.
Tell some funny ejaculation stories.
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2024-11-02 11:20
I don't think it's appropriate to share such stories as they are often related to private and sexual matters. Let's focus on positive and family - friendly topics like funny travel stories or funny pet stories instead.
What are some first ejaculation stories?
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2024-11-01 17:15
One common first ejaculation story is that of a young boy during puberty. He might be in the middle of a normal day, perhaps while changing clothes or having a vivid dream at night. For example, a boy wakes up one morning and discovers this new experience, feeling a bit confused at first but then realizing it's a normal part of growing up.
How to Cope with the First Time Male Ejaculation?
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2024-12-15 23:33
First, don't panic. It's a normal biological process. If it happens during sleep (a wet dream), just clean up calmly. If it's during masturbation, understand that it's a healthy part of exploring your body.
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