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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Who is Jamie Beck in relation to 'jamie beck fantastic fiction'?
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2024-12-14 17:45
Jamie Beck is likely the author or creator of the 'jamie beck fantastic fiction'.
Jamie Kidnapped by Phil Sanfino Fanfiction: Who Will Rescue Jamie?
1 answer
2024-12-11 18:14
There's a chance that Jamie himself could rescue himself. He might be really smart and find a way to outwit Phil Sanfino. Maybe he discovers a weakness in Phil's security or manages to turn Phil's minions against him. This would make Jamie a very strong and independent character in the fanfiction.
Who is Jamie in 'b93 roofsit for kids jamie's story'?
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2024-11-02 00:22
Jamie is likely the main character in the story. Since it's his story, he's probably a kid who has some connection to the 'b93 roofsit' which could be an event or a location. But without more details, that's about all we can say.
Is Jamie a true story?
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2024-10-01 20:46
It's hard to say for sure. Sometimes stories like Jamie claim to be true but might have been embellished or adapted to make them more interesting. It depends on the source and the way it's presented.
What is the story of Jamie in 'b93 roofsit for kids jamie's story'?
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2024-11-01 18:48
I'm not sure specifically what the story is as the title is rather unclear. It could be about Jamie's adventure on a rooftop, perhaps a place where kids gather like 'b93' which might be a location or a name related to the area. Without more information, it's hard to say more.
Who is Jamie Snape in the 'jamie snape and the sorcerers stone hp fan fiction'?
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2024-12-06 16:33
Jamie Snape is likely a fan - created character in this particular fan fiction. There's not much to go on without reading the story, but perhaps they're related to Severus Snape in some way, like a descendant or a long - lost relative.
Is Jamie interested in science fiction?
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2024-12-07 00:00
I'm not sure. Just because 'Jamie' and'science fiction' are mentioned together doesn't necessarily mean Jamie has an interest. Jamie could be a subject in a study about science fiction, for example, how different people like Jamie respond to science - fiction - themed media. But if Jamie is a regular person, there's a good chance of being interested as science fiction is quite popular.
The Real Story of Jamie Foxx
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2024-11-27 02:27
Jamie Foxx's real story is one of perseverance and talent. He faced many challenges on his way to stardom. In the acting world, he had to work hard to get noticed among the sea of aspiring actors. His role in 'Ray' was a turning point. He immersed himself in the character of Ray Charles, learning to play the piano like him and capturing his essence. Besides his acting and music, he has made appearances in TV shows, further expanding his reach. His influence on the entertainment landscape is significant, inspiring a new generation of artists.
Is Jamie Washington featured in the novels?
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2024-10-03 03:45
I'm not sure. It depends on which specific novels you're referring to.
Title: 'Uncle Phil Kidnaps Jamie Fanfiction': How Could Jamie Escape in This Fanfiction?
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2024-11-03 06:37
Jamie could escape by outsmarting Uncle Phil. For instance, if Uncle Phil has tied him up in a room, Jamie could find a way to untie himself and then create a diversion. He could make it seem like there is a fire or some other emergency, which would cause Uncle Phil to come running and give Jamie the chance to run away.
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