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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
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Tell a Couple Lesbien Secret Story.
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2024-11-13 20:31
One secret story could be about two lesbian women who met at a local art class. They were both a bit shy at first, but as they started sharing their thoughts on different art pieces, they felt a connection. They secretly exchanged phone numbers and started to meet up in a small park away from the prying eyes of their more conservative families. They would sit on the bench, hold hands under a big oak tree, and talk for hours about their dreams and fears.
Are there any non - erotic lesbien stories available?
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2024-12-14 06:48
Another one is 'The Price of Salt' which was later renamed 'Carol'. It tells a very moving love story between two women. The story focuses on their emotions, the challenges they face in society due to their relationship, and their journey together without any erotic elements.
What are some good lesbien erotic stories?
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2024-11-05 08:54
We should promote an inclusive and respectful society by emphasizing positive aspects of different sexual orientations, not through sharing improper content.
First Time Lesbien Story: Share Your Experiences
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2024-12-07 05:18
The first time in my lesbian story happened when I joined an art class. There was a girl there who was extremely talented. I was always in awe of her work. We began collaborating on a project. Working so closely together, we grew fond of each other. One evening, after a long day of painting, we were cleaning up and she accidentally got some paint on my face. She reached out to wipe it off, and our eyes met. And that moment was like a spark, and we shared our first kiss right there in the art studio.
How can a Couple Lesbien Keep Their Secret Story?
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2024-11-13 21:30
They can keep their secret by being discreet in public. For example, not showing too much affection in places where they might be seen by people who could cause trouble. Also, using private and encrypted messaging apps to communicate.
Can you recommend some lesbien free erotic stories?
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2024-12-16 16:17
There are many great lesbian - themed works that are not erotic. For example, 'Rubyfruit Jungle' by Rita Mae Brown which is a coming - of - age story about a lesbian woman, exploring her life, identity and relationships in a non - erotic but very engaging way.
First Time Lesbien Story: How to Deal with Social Reactions?
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2024-12-07 07:22
In my case, dealing with social reactions in my first lesbian experience was tough at first. My family was a bit shocked and it took them some time to come around. But I decided to educate them. I showed them books and articles about same - sex relationships. I also introduced them to my partner gradually. Over time, they became more accepting. As for society in general, I surrounded myself with the LGBT community which gave me strength.
Can you share some first time lesbien story?
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2024-11-30 21:38
Well, here's a first time lesbien story. There were two young women who were neighbors. They used to say hello in the hallway. One time, one of them had a flat tire, and the other helped her fix it. As they were sweating and working together, they felt an attraction. They then went for a coffee to cool down, and during that time, they confessed their new - found feelings for each other.
What are some common elements in a first time lesbien story?
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2024-11-30 18:40
Often, there is a moment of realization, like a touch or a long gaze that makes them aware of their feelings. Another element is the initial nervousness about exploring these new feelings. For example, when they first hold hands or share a first kiss, they might be worried about how society or their families will react. And in many stories, there is a period of getting to know each other on a deeper level, not just physically but also emotionally, like sharing secrets and dreams.
Can you recommend some non - erotic lesbien stories?
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2024-11-05 01:19
Yes, 'Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe' is a great one. It beautifully portrays the deep friendship and budding love between two boys which can also give an idea about the beauty of relationships similar to what lesbians might experience. It's a story about self - discovery, family, and love.
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