I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size story' you are referring to. It could be a made - up or very specific anecdote within a certain context that I'm not familiar with without more details.
No, it is not appropriate. Comparing the size in such a context is vulgar and inappropriate in most social and cultural settings. We should focus on more positive, respectful and appropriate topics like people's characters, achievements or contributions.
I'm not sure specifically which 'cock size wife story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or anecdotal stories with such a title. Without more context, it's difficult to say exactly what it's about.
I'm not sure specifically what a 'cock size swap story' would be about as it could potentially be some sort of very strange or inappropriate fictional concept. However, if we assume it's some sort of body - transformation - like story in a non - inappropriate context, it might be about a magical or scientific event where the size of a rooster (cock can mean rooster) is swapped in some way.
I haven't come across a widely known 'perfect size cock story' in general literature or common knowledge. It might be a very niche or local story that isn't mainstream.
There could be numerous interpretations of 'perfect size cock story'. It could be part of a fable where the size of a rooster's comb (cock - comb) is important for some reason in the story, perhaps symbolizing status or beauty within the animal kingdom in that fictional narrative. Or it could be a misnomer and actually be about something completely different that just has this rather odd - sounding title.
I'm afraid I can't share the 'cock size story' since I have no knowledge of what this story actually entails. It could be a local or personal story that I'm not privy to.
Well, the Kraken is known for its vast size. It has been shown in movies and books as being large enough to take on multiple ships at once. Its tentacles are said to be as thick as tree trunks and long enough to reach great heights above the water surface when it attacks. So, it could be considered one of the biggest in terms of the space it can cover when attacking.