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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Adult Pacifier Stories Fiction: What are some interesting adult pacifier stories in fiction?
2 answers
2024-11-23 11:53
One interesting story could be about an adult who uses a pacifier as a stress reliever. In this fictional tale, the character might have had a very hectic job and found that using a pacifier helped them relax. It was a bit of a secret at first, but as the story unfolds, their friends discover it and at first are shocked but then come to understand the unique way the character copes.
What is 'the pacifier bedtime story' about?
1 answer
2024-11-28 10:44
I'm not sure specifically as there could be many bedtime stories related to a pacifier. It might be about a child who has a special relationship with their pacifier at bedtime, like how the pacifier helps them feel safe and fall asleep.
Who are the characters in 'the pacifier bedtime story'?
1 answer
2024-11-28 10:26
It's hard to say without knowing the exact story. But it might have a baby as the main character since it's about a pacifier. There could also be the baby's parents or siblings.
What is the 'cock pacifier story' about?
2 answers
2024-11-20 15:42
I'm not sure specifically what the 'cock pacifier story' is as it could be a very unique or made - up story. It might be a fictional tale someone created with a rather strange name, but without more context, it's hard to say exactly.
Adult Pacifier Stories Fiction: How can adult pacifier stories in fiction be used to convey deeper emotions?
1 answer
2024-11-23 09:35
In fictional stories, an adult's use of a pacifier can be a sign of regression. This can convey emotions like fear or the desire to escape from the pressures of adult life. By showing the character with a pacifier, the writer can explore how they are dealing with these difficult emotions in a more visual and relatable way. The pacifier becomes a tool for the reader to understand the character's inner state better. For instance, if the character is going through a mid - life crisis, the pacifier can symbolize their longing for a simpler, more carefree time in their past.
What is a'sissy boypussy rectal pacifier story'?
2 answers
2024-11-12 21:47
There's no common or mainstream understanding of a'sissy boypussy rectal pacifier story'. It might be some sort of avant - garde or underground creation. Maybe it was created by a particular group with their own unique and rather unorthodox ideas. Without more context, it's hard to define it more precisely.
What is 'harry potter pacifier fanfic' about?
2 answers
2024-11-10 15:14
Well, 'Harry Potter pacifier fanfic' could potentially be a fan - created story that takes the magical world of Harry Potter and adds an unexpected and somewhat out - of - the - ordinary element like a pacifier. Maybe it's a story where a character is magically turned into a baby and the pacifier has some special power, or it could be a comical take on the characters as if they were in a nursery - like setting with pacifiers being part of the scene for some odd reason.
Who are the main OCs in 'the pacifier oc fanfiction'?
3 answers
2024-10-29 08:00
Well, without actually reading the specific fanfiction, it's hard to say exactly who the main OCs are. But generally, in a fanfiction related to 'The Pacifier', the main OCs could be new kids added to the family Wolfe is babysitting. They might have distinct personalities, like one could be a shy introvert, another an overly energetic extrovert.
My child curled up and asked me to tell stories while sucking on a pacifier. Is this a good habit?
1 answer
2024-11-05 02:31
It's normal for young children to find comfort in sucking on a pacifier while being cozy and listening to stories. However, it's important to limit its use as it can cause dental problems in the long run. Also, over - reliance on it might make it difficult for the child to self - soothe without it later. Try to gradually reduce its use as the child grows.
Where can I find the 'cock pacifier story'?
3 answers
2024-11-21 00:32
I'm not sure where you can find the 'cock pacifier story' as it's not a well - known, common story. You could try searching in some very niche story collections, or perhaps it's a story that is shared within a particular community or family. Maybe start by asking around in local story - telling groups or online forums that deal with unique and strange stories.
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