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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Funny enema stories: Share some hilarious enema experiences.
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2024-12-03 13:39
Once, my friend's little dog had to have an enema. The vet was so gentle and the dog's reaction was priceless. It looked so confused as if asking 'What on earth is happening?'. After it was all done, the dog zoomed around the room like it had a new burst of energy. It was really funny.
What is 'bladder fanfic'?
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2024-12-14 07:42
I'm not entirely sure specifically what 'bladder fanfic' is. It could potentially be a very niche or made - up concept within a particular fan - based writing community. Maybe it involves stories related to bladders in some very creative, perhaps even strange or humorous way in the context of fan - created fictional works.
What are the possible consequences of a full bladder hold in a full bladder hold story?
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2024-11-05 06:04
A full bladder hold can also affect your concentration. In a work or study situation, like the student in the exam, it's hard to focus on the task at hand when all you can think about is your need to relieve your bladder. And physically, there can be pain or a feeling of pressure in the lower abdomen, which can be quite uncomfortable as the bladder continues to fill up.
Adult Enema and the Role of a Nurse
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2024-12-11 23:26
An enema is a procedure where a fluid is introduced into the rectum for various reasons. When it comes to an adult patient, a nurse plays a crucial role. The nurse has to ensure the patient's comfort and privacy throughout the process. They need to explain the procedure clearly to the patient, answer any questions or concerns. For example, if the enema is for medical treatment like relieving constipation, the nurse will prepare the right solution in the right quantity. They will also assist the patient in getting into the correct position, usually on the left side with the knees bent, to make the enema insertion easier and more effective.
What is a 'beer enema fanfic'?
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2024-11-24 19:22
A 'beer enema fanfic' is likely a fictional work related to the very dangerous and inappropriate concept of a beer enema. However, this is a harmful and unadvisable practice in real life, and creating fanfic around it is also in poor taste.
Is it safe to use coffee enema?
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2024-11-24 12:03
Using coffee enema is not safe. It can introduce harmful bacteria into the colon, and there's no scientific evidence to support the various unsubstantiated health claims often associated with it. Instead of using unproven methods like this, if you have health concerns, consult a medical professional who can recommend evidence - based treatments.
Are enema by mom stories common?
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2024-11-13 19:49
Not really. Most moms today understand that medical procedures such as enemas are best left to the professionals. There may be some anecdotal stories from long ago or in very specific cultural or family situations, but generally, it's not a common occurrence for moms to be involved in performing enemas.
Are enema punishment stories ethical?
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2024-11-07 05:02
No. Enema punishment is a form of cruel and inhumane treatment. It can cause physical harm and psychological trauma to the person on the receiving end. In modern society, we advocate for positive and non - violent forms of discipline and behavior correction.
How to create an enema comic?
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2024-10-02 14:16
Well, first you need to have a clear story idea for your enema comic. Then, start sketching out the characters and the scenes. Make sure the visuals are clear and easy to understand.
Experience project full bladder stories: Share your experiences related to a full bladder.
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2024-12-02 06:24
One time during a long road trip, I had a full bladder. There were no rest stops in sight for miles. I was squirming in my seat, trying my best to hold it. It was really uncomfortable. Eventually, we found a small gas station and I rushed to the restroom. It was such a relief.
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