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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Is there any interesting Lisa Simpson fanfic available?
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2024-10-18 02:27
Sure, there's quite a variety. You can find some that explore her adventures in new settings or with unexpected plot twists.
What are the common themes in 'oc x lisa simpson fanfic'?
2 answers
2024-11-15 14:40
One common theme could be friendship. The oc might become friends with Lisa and they go through various adventures together in Springfield. For example, they could team up to solve a mystery in the town or deal with school problems.
What is the content and nature of the 'A Day in the Life of Marge Simpson' porn comic?
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2024-10-05 02:56
Such porn comics are against moral and legal norms. They have no positive value and can cause harm. It's important to focus on positive and legal forms of entertainment.
What is the content and nature of 'A Day in the Life of Marge Simpson Porn Comics'?
1 answer
2024-10-03 15:46
Such pornographic content is inappropriate and against moral and legal norms. We should avoid seeking or engaging with such materials.
Tell me about 'Lisa Simpson We're Back A Dinosaur Story'.
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2024-12-10 03:57
I'm not entirely sure which specific 'Lisa Simpson We're Back A Dinosaur Story' you are referring to. It could be a fan - made story or a less - known adaptation. Maybe it involves Lisa Simpson in some sort of adventure related to dinosaurs.
Can you recommend some 'oc x lisa simpson fanfic' stories?
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2024-11-16 05:31
Well, I'm not sure of specific 'oc x lisa simpson fanfic' stories off the top of my head. But you can try looking on some fanfiction websites like FanFiction.net or Archive of Our Own. There might be a variety of stories there that match what you're looking for.
What can you expect from 'Lisa Simpson We're Back A Dinosaur Story'?
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2024-12-10 13:20
Expect a lot of fun and unexpected situations. Since it involves Lisa Simpson and dinosaurs, there could be humorous encounters. For instance, Lisa might try to teach a dinosaur math or something equally silly. Also, the story could have a moral about respecting nature or the past, as is often the case in Simpsons - related stories. The 'we're back' part could imply a return to a simpler or more exciting time, and with Lisa in the middle of it, there's bound to be some interesting character development and lots of comical moments.
Who is Lisa in 'my 600 lb life lisa story'?
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2024-11-25 12:16
Lisa is the main character in this story. She is a person who is dealing with the consequences of weighing 600 lbs.
Is Bart Simpson Smart in Fanfic?
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2024-10-29 04:27
Yes, in many fanfics, Bart Simpson can be portrayed as smart. Fanfic writers often like to explore different aspects of characters, and making Bart smart is an interesting twist on his traditional troublemaker persona.
Will Simpson appear in Marvel Comics?
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2024-10-05 14:15
It's possible. Sometimes characters make unexpected appearances in Marvel Comics.
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