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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is 'diarrhea fanfic'?
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2024-12-02 17:42
I'm not entirely sure what 'diarrhea fanfic' specifically is. It might be some very niche or made - up form of fan - created writing that involves the topic of diarrhea in a fictional context, but this is not a common or well - known type of fanfic.
The invigilator had diarrhea.
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2024-09-20 13:35
The proctor's diarrhea was a headache because it would affect the fairness and order of the entire examination. As invigilators, they had to be vigilant at all times to ensure that the exam went smoothly. However, sometimes they might feel uncomfortable due to some reasons such as improper diet, excessive tension, etc. This is the reason why the invigilator has diarrhea. The proctor's diarrhea would have a certain impact on the fairness of the examination. If the invigilator is unable to continue invigilating after having diarrhea, the progress of the examination will be delayed and the examinee will not be able to participate in the examination. In addition, if the invigilator leaves the examination hall because of diarrhea, the order of the examination will be disrupted and the other examinees will be affected. The proctor's diarrhea should be taken seriously by us. In order to prevent this from happening, we should pay attention to the life and diet of the invigilators and provide them with health and safety protection. At the same time, we should also improve the sense of responsibility and safety of the invigilators so that they can better deal with various emergencies. It is a headache for invigilators to have diarrhea, but as long as we can attract enough attention and take effective measures, we can effectively avoid this situation and ensure the fairness and order of the examination.
Really Funny Diarrhea Stories
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2024-11-19 19:51
My cousin was at a big family picnic. He ate a whole lot of different things that didn't quite mix well in his stomach. When diarrhea hit him, he thought he could make it to the house bathroom. But as he was running, he let out a little squeak with every step. By the time he got to the bathroom, everyone at the picnic was in stitches, including himself once he was done.
Tell a girl diarrhea story.
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2024-11-10 01:51
A girl was on a camping trip. She drank water from a stream without boiling it first. Later that day, she got diarrhea. She was far from any medical help in the middle of the forest. Fortunately, she had some basic first - aid supplies. She took some anti - diarrhea pills and managed to get through the difficult time until she could get proper medical attention when she got back to town.
What is'mlp diarrhea fanfic'?
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2024-11-08 22:00
I'm not entirely sure specifically what 'MLP Diarrhea Fanfic' is. 'MLP' usually refers to 'My Little Pony'. But the idea of including 'diarrhea' in a fanfic seems rather odd and unappealing. It might be some very strange and non - mainstream fan - created work within the My Little Pony fan community, but it's not a common or positive - sounding concept.
Is'mlp diarrhea fanfic' appropriate?
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2024-11-08 21:40
No. Given that the concept involves something as unappealing as diarrhea, it's not appropriate. My Little Pony is generally associated with positive, family - friendly themes, and this seems to go against that.
Does mange cause diarrhea?
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2024-10-13 05:04
Yes, mange can sometimes cause diarrhea. It often depends on the severity and type of mange and how it affects the overall health of the affected animal.
Can mange cause diarrhea?
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2024-10-01 17:59
Mange can potentially cause diarrhea. It might be due to the stress on the body's immune system or secondary infections that develop as a result of the mange.
Share some of the best diarrhea stories.
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2024-12-13 03:06
Once, my friend ate a whole box of expired chocolates. Soon after, he had really bad diarrhea. He was running to the toilet every few minutes. It was quite a sight as he looked so pale and miserable.
Fictional accounts of stomach rumbling and diarrhea
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2024-12-10 16:10
In a post - apocalyptic fictional story, there could be a group of survivors who get stomach rumbling and diarrhea after eating some contaminated food they found. This would be a big problem as they are already in a difficult situation. Some of them might think it's a new virus or something, while others would be more concerned about finding clean water and proper medicine. It would create a lot of internal conflict within the group and also make them more vulnerable to outside threats.
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