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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
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I can't open my mouth to speak
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2024-12-25 22:32
There could be many reasons why one could not open their mouth and speak vaguely. One of the possible reasons was that the oral space was small and the oral control was weak, resulting in the inability to open the mouth. The lips, teeth, tongue, and jaw were not flexible enough when processing the pronunciation. Another possible reason was that he didn't control his breathing well enough. His breathing wasn't deep enough, and his breath was too little, causing his enunciation to be unclear. In addition, the position of the throat is too high or long-term pressure on the throat may also cause speech to be unclear. To solve this problem, the first thing to do was to open the mouth and make the space large enough for the tongue to move freely. The walls of the mouth also had to maintain a certain degree of firmness, which would increase the effect of the oral resonance. In addition, he had to pay attention to the control of his breath and the accuracy of his enunciation. If the problem was serious, he might need to go to the hospital to determine the cause of the disease and then carry out targeted treatment.
At the age of seven, I think I'm strong. I open my mouth and chant the phoenix
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2024-12-24 06:59
At the age of seven, one's mind was strong. Opening his mouth to chant the phoenix was a poem from Du Fu's poem "Zhuang You." This poem expressed Du Fu's heroic feelings when he was seven years old. He used the phoenix as a metaphor for people with noble qualities and talents. In ancient Chinese legends, phoenixes were regarded as auspicious symbols, and their appearance indicated that the world was at peace. Du Fu regarded the phoenix as his totem, as if he was destined to devote his last effort to the Tang Dynasty. This poem also showed Du Fu's early talent and ambition. He longed to become an influential figure and contribute to society.
Drifting restlessly, holding a hege in my mouth
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2025-01-10 20:35
"Drifting on the ground, with a hege in its mouth" were the first two sentences of Du Fu's poem "Conquering Husband." This poem described the plight of the people and the hardships of the soldiers during the war. "Drifting without a safe place" meant that people had no place to settle down, like broken branches and withered vines floating in the water. "Hoge in the mouth" referred to the soldiers holding a piece in their mouth, carrying their weapons, and preparing to join the battle. This poem expressed the author's concern for the war and the suffering of the people, and expressed deep sympathy for the cruelty of the war and the displacement of the people.
The mouth of Tony Liang
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2025-01-07 04:56
The character played by Tony Liang in the movie " Ashes of Time ", Ouyang Feng, was widely known for his unique " sausage mouth ". This style left a deep impression in the hearts of fans. 26 years later, Tony Liang posted a photo with Ouyang Feng on social media, recreating this classic scene. This photo sparked a heated discussion among netizens, and everyone recalled this classic comedy movie. Liang Chaowei's "sausage mouth" style and Ouyang Feng's character left a deep impression on the audience, becoming one of the most adorable characters in the hearts of movie fans.
Mouth Ulcer Karma
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2024-12-27 16:25
The cause and effect of mouth sores was not yet fully understood. Mouth sores were usually caused by infection after injury to the oral mucus membrane, such as bites, food irritation, lack of vitamins, and so on. The cause of oral ulcers may be related to genetics, environment, immunity, and other factors. Some people may be more prone to developing mouth sores, and the occurrence of mouth sores may also be related to an individual's immune system, genetic background, environmental stress, and other factors. However, there was no clear evidence that mouth sores were related to a lack of vitamins. There was currently no specific medicine for the treatment of oral ulcers. Under normal circumstances, oral ulcers would heal themselves in about a week. If the mouth sore has repeated attacks or does not heal for a long time, you may need to go to the stomatology department to check the cause and treat it. In general, the causality of oral ulcers still needed further research and exploration.
What is a cherry mouth?
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2024-12-20 20:35
Cherry lips were a mouth shape that described lips that were rosy, shiny, tender, and glistening, similar to cherries. This word originated from the Tang Dynasty's Meng Meng's "Poem of Ability: Sense of Things", which described the mouth of the beautiful concubine Fan Su. Fan Su's mouth was small and bright like a cherry. A cherry-like mouth was considered one of the necessary conditions for a traditional beauty's aesthetic standards. However, the cherry lips did not refer to the size of the lips, but the color of the lips that were as red as cherries. Therefore, cherry lips were not a specific item or thing, but a way of describing lips.
A novel with a heavy mouth
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2024-09-17 17:07
A heavy-mouthed novel is a novel that focuses on a variety of bloody, violent, disgusting, and uncomfortable plots. It usually contains a lot of vomiting, bloody, disgusting, and disturbing scenes, often involving sex, violence, and abuse. It is regarded as a challenging genre, but it is not generally accepted because its content may cause discomfort and disgust to readers.
It was common in novels to punch out internal organs from the mouth. Was it possible in reality?
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2024-09-11 03:35
In novels, it was often said that a punch would cause internal organs to shatter from the mouth. Was that possible in reality? This kind of plot often appeared in novels, but in fact, this kind of violence was not allowed in real life. According to medical knowledge, even a light punch could cause serious internal injuries. If the fist hit the abdomen or other parts of the body, it could cause serious complications such as intestinal obstruction, necrotizing cholecystectomy, or even life-threatening diseases. Therefore, although we can see some thrilling violent scenes in novels, such violent behavior is not allowed in reality. We should respect life and safety and avoid using violence to solve problems.
Was you mouth out christmas story?
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2024-10-26 08:36
I'm not sure what you mean by 'was you mouth out christmas story'. It seems like an unclear or incorrect phrase. If you meant 'were you mouthing out a Christmas story', it could be that someone was silently or quietly reciting a Christmas story without speaking audibly.
Share your 'my first cum in my mouth story'.
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2024-10-25 02:03
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
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