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Gu Bailu has transmigrated. She was in Dubai one second ago, but the next thing she knew, she finds herself in a deep, dark forest. To make things worse, her body has been poisoned and sex is the only antidote. Thinking that she will die in the middle of nowhere, she somehow runs into a handsome guy who's semi-conscious. Eager to rescue herself, Gu Bailu lies him down, not realizing that he is Prince Zi, a powerful and brutal man who has killed every woman that had approached him. Her life is saved, but she can’t get away from him…

Imagine having the opportunity to be able to enter different worlds created by numerous novels and stories. Which kind of role would you like to play? Do you want to be the illustrious protagonist, either good or evil; or just be a supporting role standing behind the protagonists? Our villain boss Ming Shu would, however, choose none of the above. Claiming missions from the Harmony System, and driven by her endless passion for snacks, the world traveler, Ming Shu, embarks on the path to make the mission target hate her as much as possible by gaining Hatred Points. But it turns out she is not alone on her journey…

A Man who was bored with his life decides to screw fate, he suddenly jumps in front of a truck to test his luck! This story is wish fulfillment of mine when I was young. I hope you enjoy it the same way I enjoyed it. First Parts will be Super Rushed and Looked forced as this was written months Ago, Its too tiring to edit, so if you don’t want a cardboard harem this is not for you. Though later in the chapters everything has been paced slightly okay compared to the first ones. MC image is the cover and if you’re the Artist please tell me and I will take it down Only small plot, will only focus on his life! This novel will introduce elements from The Second coming of Gluttony! as for their characters who knows! if you want then you can comment! Hello Authors name is Park Seol. I was inspired writing because Korean novels are getting translated! so before I start my original I want to train my english proficiency with fanfics first! Hope you like it!

Previously called World of the Dead ---- Smashing zombie skulls or picking up babes? I just can't decide which I wanna do more ---- Do note- before you guys leave any other stupid reviews because of 1 thing So let me say it now so you guys don't waste your time... This is a harem...better yet let's say the mc partakes in polygamy since he's not collecting dolls What are dolls for those who don't know.... useless women who's only purpose is giving sexual relief This story contains multiverse travelling but it's in the form of a competition so that means he's not the only reincarnator, don't like that? fuck o.... I mean don't read ---- Do note if people continuing to give low reviews after I write this, when the competition is revealed in chapter 11, I'll delete them. For those who like the book, thank your for your support and I'll always be trying to find ways to improve and better my writing

A cliché setup. What if I was in his shoes? What would I change? How much would change? On the day that Seol Jihu betrayed his younger sister and stole her car, 'I' took over. Who was 'I'? Why had I stepped into his shoes? 'I' didn't know. But I knew one thing. Even if I wasn't the real deal... from here on out, I would be Seol Jihu. And I was going to do things my way. --- An indulgent self-insert story with the usual power trip fantasy stuff. Some things change, others remain the same, and the end game... Well, small ripples become huge waves.

On January 1, 2022, doomsday came to the earth, and the whole world would be exterminated. Jack was accidentally reborn three months ago. Knowing that the end of the world was coming, he immediately began to build a refuge. He also activated the Doomsday Survival System, which could help him constantly upgrade his refuge. The bulky iron door had been upgraded to a titanium alloy fire-resistant insulated door! The brick concrete walls had been upgraded to special space metal walls! The power system, pipeline system, material storage system, and active defense system had all been upgraded. Jack's refuge was as complete and elaborate as a space station! When the other survivors were still struggling to survive in the ruins of the apocalypse, they suddenly saw a huge refuge.

{WARNING : MATURE CONTENT) "Falling in love with you is a crime I did on purpose!". ........................... When they were teenagers, Sophia and Michael were desperate to marry without the blessing of their teens and after that they lived together in a place where their families could not find them. However, a storm came after two months of their marriage, circumstances forced them to separate, leaving a mad hatred and longing for the figure of a husband who disappeared without news when she was pregnant. Eight years later, Michael returns with his best charm to make up for eight years of longing and force Sophia to live together again as before. Unfortunately, Sophia is not the woman he used to know. The girl was filled with anger and hatred and resentment that filled the recesses of her heart. However, Michael does not know the word surrender because he loves Sophia with all his life even though he is ready to become a slave to Sophia's love. Will they find a way to get back together to live happily ever after, or vice versa? The second part. Dreams and hopes. "Honey, tonight I will definitely make you happy. The problem is I forgot what style you like". Sophia asked in surprise. "What style?". Sophia looked confusedly at Michael while swallowing her saliva deeply. Michael climbed into bed topless, it was the first night after their struggling second marriage to take place. He should have immediately released all the pent-up desire for eight years to the stubborn girl who had broken his arrogance. However, Sophia got off the bed instead using trembling legs and eyes covered by both hands. Michael smiled because he felt challenged by Sophia's frightened attitude. Michael chased after Sophia then hugged her waist from behind while whispering in her ear. "Does this mean that you want the style of a raging horse?". Is the conversation real? Or is it just a dream of a man missing his ex-wife? Find the answer by following each chapter in this novel! ........................ If you like this story, please support the author by giving Power Stone and comments and reviews. Also read my other works! 1. Mr. Ju's Little Wife : My Husband Is Too Kind. 2. Flowers Of Evil. 3. Flash Marriage With Perfect Result. 4. Marriage To An Heir

In the year 2XXX, a blue meteor from outer space landed on Earth and signaled the dawn of the apocalypse. More than 60% of the population was wiped out by a mysterious disease. Plants and animals turned into mutants. People gained powers and abilities. The world and the government collapsed and turned into a world where only the strong is respected while the weak are doomed to die. Lilian Mo didn't have a good life during the apocalypse. She was reduced to being a possession of her fiancé and became his glorified bed warmer. He kept her locked up in his villa and rarely allowed her to go out, keeping her around as his pet that he took care of. Though it was considered a luxury to be able to eat three times a day and drink clean water in the apocalypse when all the water sources are contaminated, Lilian Mo sneered at this kind of life and escaped her confinement meeting people along the way and gaining an ability on her own. She found 'friends' during her journey and fought alongside them through life and death, only to be betrayed by them. Lilian Mo died tragically when she was pushed to a group of mutant animals by her so-called 'friend' whom she treated as a sister. When it seemed like everything was going to end for her, she opened her eyes and went back to her sixteen-year-old body, two months before the apocalypse. "The heavens have not forsaken me." Lilian Mo swore to grow stronger and take revenge on those that betrayed her trust. Lucky for her, she was reborn with the knowledge of the future and given her own special dimension. Her golden cheats allowed her to sail through the apocalypse without worrying about food or water. After waking up two months before the apocalypse, Lilian Mo decided to set her eyes on the people that wronged her. ▪▪▪ A story about a girl's journey to becoming stronger while trying to survive in the apocalyptic world and facing the man of her past. ▪▪▪ Reminding my readers that this book's rating is [No One 17 And Under Allowed] which means it contains mature content not suitable for young readers. Read at your own discretion. This also includes gore, violence, abuse, and explicit content because the setting is an apocalyptic world. The MC is a heartless person who kills without hesitation but has a soft spot for the people she cares about. If this bothers you, feel free to drop the book. There are no major misunderstandings between the characters. Face slapping is reduced to a minimum and there are no exaggerated or draggy arguments. I only write happy endings ;) This is pure fiction. Don't expect it to be realistic. My third language is English--hoping that the Grammar Nazis would be gentle with me Cover photo not mine. I only edited it.

'Dragonborn, Dragonborn, by his honour is sworn. To keep evil forever at bay! And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph's shout! Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!'— Song of the Dragonborn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Harry Potter Self Insert] A 17 year-old wastrel falls asleep after a gaming session and wakes up as an orphan, finding himself in a world that he believed to be fiction. He'll face his fears, embrace his shortcomings, and maybe come out of the other side as something more. A moral procrastinator's journey to find his place in a world filled with magic and fraught with danger. Somewhat realistic story with an SI OC. Enjoy! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/UBDJrXEZGv -------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/Ashestodusts -------------------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATE SCHEDULE: One chapter of 3-5k words per week. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: Barring my own OCs (Original Characters), I do not own any of the characters in this story nor do I own the rights to the ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘The Elder Scrolls’ series. I am but a lowly fan, expressing his love for the stories that he grew up with.

*cover is not my picture Jade Lu was brought up by her grandmother, the Matriach of Lu family. Her parents dislike her and thinks she is weird while her siblings saw her as eye sore who took away their grandma's love and attention. Her parents did not know how to deal with Jade who suffers from Asperger's syndrome, a disorder that shows impairment in social and emotional cognition. Under her grandma's support and love, Jade grew up to be beautiful, talented and successful but still socially awkward and a loner. Jade's perfect world crashed when her grandma (Mama Lu) died leaving her all alone in this world along with the Lu business empire. Fate is a strange thing. Just when she thought there is no reason to go on living, she caught the attention of a cold and heartless man. What happens when a socially challenge woman meets an ice cube? Can they find solace in each other presence? Can he protect her from her vicious family members that hated her? Excerpt from one of the chapter in this story: Derek: Then I'll be there. Since that night, I have made my mind up that I'll be wherever you need me to be. Jade: Are you sure, you are the same rumoured Derek Lee, the demon prince, cold, unfeeling, vicious and etc. The list is just too long for me to type out. Oh, I forgot to add, man of few words. From the moment, we met I think you spoke more than I did. You are quite a talker. Are you an imposter? ? Derek : Before this I never met someone like you. Those people that I meet usually don't deserve this side of me. Maybe when a demon meet a demoness the effect is opposite? ? Well, you are one to talk as well, aren't you the ice queen? The one who dislike physical contact but who is it that loves my chest so much? ? Jade: Well.. when an ice cube meets the ice queen in a place like Sahara desert, won't the ice melt? Go to sleep, okay? I am ?. Sweet dreams. another excerpt: "Ok, I accept. Are we friends? You will be my first ever friend then" "To be honest, I want to be more than friends but I'll take it slow but since knowing you I can't help sigh that I am no longer young." She looked at him in disbelief with eyes wide open. "Am I scaring you?" "Mm, you mean to say, you want to be more than friends? Meaning?" "I always wanted to do this" He said as he closed in on her face and his lips met hers when he lifted her chin up and kissed her. He was clumsy because it was his first time and she was as clueless as him. They followed their instinct instead. He slipped in his tongue when she parted her lips and they stopped when accidentally bit his lower lip and tasted the metallic flavour of blood. They were left breathless. "If we were only friends, I am not allow to do that or hold you real close to me..... p/s this is my second attempt at writing, I deleted my first story due to lack of public interest and lack of proper planning on my behalf. however, this story is different because it is definitely more structured and written with an extra passion.