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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
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601 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
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409 Chs
To hell on earth or hell on earth?
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2024-09-21 20:02
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If one were to ask what cultivation was like, not to cover one's eyes with money, not to bend down for power, only to hope that the world would be peaceful forever, only to have no confusion in body and mind, cultivation was to cultivate one's heart... ---------------------------- " Fantasy: Celestial Emperor Special Effects, I Was Mistaken as the Huangtian Emperor " was a fantasy novel written by the author, April Zhizhi. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Tian had transmigrated to the fantasy world and became an ordinary individual cultivator. Fortunately, he had awakened the special effects system. Thus, Shen Tian embarked on a broken path of cultivation. " Unlocked temperament special effect [Blood Qi Furnace]. Effect: Blood Qi billows into the sky, forming a smoke furnace that covers the sky!" " Unlocked realm special effect [Heavenly Laws Embodiment]. Effect: Obtained 100,000-foot cosmic form, standing in the world!" " Unlocked attack special effect [Six Paths of Reincarnation]. Effect: Transforms the Yellow Springs of Heaven and Earth, and the Six Paths of Hell descend on the human world!" " Unlocked skill special effect [Self-transformation Technique]. Effect: He transforms time, he transforms invincibility, and he transforms eternity." Several years later, when the dark turmoil swept over, Shen Tian activated the character special effect, Huang Tiandi. All the races were shaken and the whole world cried bitterly,"Desolate is here! He has always been here!" Shen Tian was speechless. ---------------------------- My Apprentice Isn't Simple was a Xianxia novel written by the author, Gui Ye. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Ling had transmigrated into a book, a "Healing Text". How was it cured? It was just that in the grand finale, other than the female lead, all the other characters who appeared in the scene were gone. In order not to become cannon fodder for the plot, Shen Ling packed up and ran away, determined not to participate in a single cent of the plot. He opened a nameless shop and sold nameless items. He lived a relaxed life alone and took in a few disciples to teach. Until one day, she realized that her disciple was very likely to be cannon fodder in the plot… “…”。 ---------------------------- " Profiteer Training Plan " was a sci-fi time-travel novel written by the author, Gravity. The general plot of this novel was: After transmigrating, he accidentally entered the black-hearted firm. Shen Yu had no choice but to become a ruthless wish fulfillment machine. A mage who controlled the city, a fledgling candidate for the Demon King, a timid low-level goddess… Becoming a god, destroying the world, preaching… Traveling through billions of worlds, Shen Yu did his best to help his clients realize their wishes, but he was only willing to collect a negligible reward to make a living. But why, why am I still called a profiteer? Shen Yu took all his client's belongings and sighed as he looked at the stars in the sky. ---------------------------- " The entire immortal world forces me to fall in love " was a novel by author Shi Zhao L. The general plot of this novel was: Shen Shuangyu only wanted to cultivate, but the entire immortal world forced her to fall in love. "I'm sorry, fellow immortals. I cultivate the Heartless Dao." Those who spoil my Dao, scram to the side! Fine version: "Immortal Shen! Quickly control your good disciple! The immortal world is about to be overturned!" As soon as she left the mountain, Shen Shuangyu learned that the obedient and sensible little disciple in her memory had turned into a demon. Yes! What happened? Was he too serious in his cultivation? The dark-skinned little disciple suddenly rushed up and hugged her as she cried,"Master, I miss you so much!" Shen Shuangyu,"Huh?" What was going on? Shen Shuangyu cultivated the Heartless Dao, but her little disciple was trapped by love and even went berserk. Taking advantage of the fact that this little disciple still had some master-disciple relationship, Shen Shuangyu decided to pull him along to cultivate the Heartless Dao. However, this stupid disciple refused no matter what and insisted on becoming the Demon Lord. The immortals thought to themselves,"Can you do something about it?" Shen Shuangyu: " I can't do anything about it. I'm going to cultivate." All the immortals said,"No!" If you leave, who will care about that demon? Little Disciple: Control me! Shen Shuangyu was speechless. He just wanted to cultivate, how could he expect to be opposed by all immortals? In this day and age, was it wrong to cultivate? The straight female immortal who was focused on cultivating and had a cold heart on the outside vs. the love-minded, affectionate, white-cut, black-skinned disciple. ---------------------------- How Did I Become a Buddha was a Xianxia fantasy novel written by the author, Swordsman How. The general plot of the novel was: Xuan Jing accidentally discovered that among the tens of thousands of Buddhist scriptures in this world, there was no Prajna Paramita Sutra, Diamond Sutra, or Lankaya Sutra…Thus, he became a Buddha. "To be honest, I really don't want to become a Buddha." " Because I have a great and far-reaching wish-to renounce asceticism." Also known as: How Can I Be the Reincarnation of Buddha, This Monk Is Something. ---------------------------- The book," Not enough stats, so all my Comprehension points were increased " was a fantasy novel written by the author, Mu Yihuo. The general plot of this novel was: In the world of martial dao, experts were as common as the clouds, and the lives of ordinary people were like grass. Shen Cong used his humble body to strengthen his comprehension of martial arts. Speed up cultivation, fusion of cultivation techniques, photographic memory, self-created martial arts…With the principle of not coming out of the mountain until he was invincible, Shen Cong had quietly lived in the human world for ten thousand years. As time passed, the world changed. The orphan who had lost his father became the ancestor of the Demon Sect. The girl-next-door became a noble. The young fox he raised unified the Demon Realm. The old man he saved opened the Heavenly Gate with his sword…As for Shen Cong, he had already been named after countless Great Emperors! ---------------------------- My Senior Apprentice Sister Is the Great Demon Lord was a fantasy immortal cultivation novel written by the author, Xin You Wan Ren. The general plot of this novel was: The new Xianxia book," The Immortality of My Cultivation ", traveled through the Xianxia world. Shen Mu became a probationary disciple of a righteous sect and could use the system to offset the side effects of the demonic cultivation method. However, as a disciple of a famous righteous sect, where could he get a demonic path cultivation method? Until Shen Mu met his senior sister. Junior Brother Shen Mu, let's practice a new lesson today. I've already found the textbook for you. It's called Blood Refinement Scripture. " Junior Brother, I had a feeling when I observed the stars last night, so I wrote a technique and named it the Stellar Destruction Art. Quickly try it out!" " Junior Brother…" Shen Mu said," My Senior Sister is too good to me!" ---------------------------- " The World of Spiritual Sword " was a Xianxia-Cultivation Civilization novel written by the author, Chen Wuse. The general plot of this novel was: The good-for-nothing Young Master Shen had been expelled from the family, and he had roamed the world alone with a sword in order to become stronger and unravel the secrets of the past!
What the hell is Baize?
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2025-01-10 06:47
Baize was a mythical beast in ancient Chinese mythology. It was described as a famous wild beast on Mount Kunlun. Its entire body was white, and it could speak human language and communicate with the feelings of all living things. It rarely appeared. Among the ancient relics, there was a book called the Baize Painting, but unfortunately, it had been lost. Baize was regarded as a symbol of good fortune in ancient mythology. It was an auspicious beast that could turn bad luck into good luck. In some games and novels, Bai Ze was also described as a summoned beast or character. However, there was not enough information about Bai Ze's gameplay and attributes, as well as its performance in the real world.
What the hell is the ending?
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2024-12-31 14:21
The ending of " The Path to Heaven " was a combination of a cultivation story and sci-fi elements. The first part of the story told the story of cultivation, and the ending ended in a sci-fi style. " The Great Path Toward Heaven " was the follow-up to the worlds of " Celebrating Years " and " Interviewer ". The ending showcased the new civilization of mankind entering the space age and involved the ultimate meaning between life and death. The author Maoni explained his understanding of the meaning of life and death in the afterword: " The ultimate meaning between life and death is to live first, and then constantly explore the meaning of life." Although some readers were mystified and confused by the ending, the ending of " The Road to Heaven " was a unique and thought-provoking story.
What the hell is the ending?
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2024-12-18 18:26
The ending of " The Way to Heaven " was that Jing Jiu ascended again, and everything was ready to end his relationship with the world. After the great battle, Jing Jiu chose to turn around and fight Taiping Chengtian with his sword sheath. However, the outcome was inconclusive. Taiping flew into the sky alone in the end, while Jing Jiu stayed in the world to protect his Green Mountain.
What the hell is the ending?
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2024-12-15 20:47
The ending of " The Path to Heaven " was a combination of a cultivation story and sci-fi elements. The first part of the story told the story of cultivation, and the ending ended in a sci-fi style. The specific ending involved the entry of mankind into the space age and the ultimate meaning between life and death. The details of the ending were not provided in the search results.
What the hell was this virtual novel?
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2025-03-10 09:55
Aerial novels referred to fictional literary works that did not exist in the real world. They usually traveled through time and space in some way, rewritten history, and often involved fantasy, science fiction, martial arts, and other topics. The author could use his imagination to create all kinds of strange characters, events, history, and the world to show a different literary style and narrative method from the real world. The creation of virtual novels could allow people to better explore the imagination and creativity in the depths of their hearts. At the same time, it could also inspire people to think and explore.
What the hell is this mysterious recovery?
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2025-02-27 18:33
- " Mysterious Revival " was a popular Xianxia novel. The author was Buddha Presents Flowers. It was published on Qidian Chinese website and was loved by readers. - This novel described a series of supernatural events that the protagonist experienced, and the protagonist was constantly exploring. - On the Qidian Reading App, you could read or listen to the book. Now, you could also get the benefits of an experience member by going to Qidian Reading. - On the Qidian Reading App, one could read authentic books and listen to authentic audio. - The male lead's name was Yang Jian. He had a certain level of strategy, but at the same time, he also displayed a domineering aura. Occasionally, he also had a mischievous side.
What the hell is Mysterious Resurrection?
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2025-02-24 14:22
- " Mysterious Revival " was a popular Xianxia novel. The author was Buddha Presents Flowers. It was published on Qidian Chinese website and was loved by readers. - The novel described a series of supernatural events that the protagonist experienced, and the protagonist was constantly exploring. - You can read authentic books and listen to authentic audio on the Qidian Reading App. - The male lead's name was Yang Jian. He had a certain level of intelligence, but at the same time, he also showed a domineering and mischievous side.
What the hell is a little filly?
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2025-02-20 22:29
Dafeng Nightwatchman was a popular Xianxia novel written by a newspaper seller. It was published on Qidian Chinese website and was loved by readers. The story told that after the protagonist transmigrated to another world, he gradually grew into an invincible god of war in order to protect himself. This book could be read or listened to on the Qidian Reading App. Moreover, going to Qidian to listen to the book now could also receive the benefits of an experience member. On the Qidian Reading App, readers could read authentic books and listen to authentic audio. The male lead was Xu Qi 'an. He was a womanizer and had extraordinary martial arts talent.
What the hell is this mysterious recovery?
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2025-01-17 22:20
The silence in the mysterious recovery was a kind of ghost. It had certain rules and abilities, such as infinite clones to kill people and being unable to find the main body. To appear quietly, one needed to mention the word " ghost ". Otherwise, its clone would not appear. However, there was still a lot of unknown information about the specific definition and ability of silence.
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