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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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Saline Bladder Irrigation: A Fiction Story
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2024-11-19 05:28
One possible saline bladder irrigation fiction story could be about a young nurse named Lucy. She was assigned to perform saline bladder irrigation on an elderly patient. As she started the procedure, she noticed the patient was very nervous. So, she began to tell him a fictional story about how the saline was like a magic potion that was going to make him feel better. The patient relaxed and the procedure went smoothly.
Write a saline irrigation fiction story.
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2024-11-11 03:24
Once upon a time in a small, arid village, there was a young girl named Lily. The village was suffering from a lack of fresh water for irrigation. One day, an old traveler passed through and told them about saline irrigation. Lily was curious and decided to try it. She led the villagers to dig channels to bring in the salty water from a nearby salt lake. At first, the plants seemed to wither, but then, magically, a special type of plant started to grow. These plants were not only resistant to the salt but also seemed to purify the soil over time. The village thrived with this new method of saline irrigation, and Lily became a hero.
What are the potential benefits of saline irrigation in a fiction story?
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2024-11-11 00:34
Well, in a fictional setting, saline irrigation could be a great solution for regions facing water scarcity. It can open up new areas for agriculture that were previously thought to be unsuitable. Imagine a desert - like area near the sea. Saline irrigation could turn it into a productive agricultural zone. This would not only feed the local population but also have economic benefits as the surplus produce could be sold. Moreover, it might inspire new scientific research and cooperation within the fictional society, as people work together to optimize the saline irrigation process.
What are the key elements in a Saline Bladder Irrigation Fiction Story?
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2024-11-18 14:39
A key element could be the saline itself. It might be described in a very unique way, like having a special color or smell. Another element is the patient. Their reaction to the irrigation, whether it's fear or curiosity, can drive the story. For example, a patient who is very afraid at first but then overcomes their fear.
Saline Breast Implant Success Stories: Real Experiences and Results
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2024-11-13 22:45
There was a case where a woman had saline breast implants after breast cancer surgery. The implants not only helped to restore her physical appearance but also had a positive impact on her mental health. She was able to move on from the trauma of the cancer and feel like herself again. The saline implants were a great choice as they are generally considered safe and had a natural look and feel in her case.
Is Kakegurui a porn comic?
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2024-10-11 12:57
No, Kakegurui is not a porn comic. It's a manga series that focuses on gambling and the intense psychological battles among its characters.
Is this a zombie porn comic?
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2024-10-11 09:46
No way. Zombie comics typically deal with action, drama, and suspense related to the zombie outbreak, not pornographic scenes.
Is Q a porn novel?
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2024-10-06 22:03
I have no idea what Q is, so I can't tell if it's a porn novel or not.
Are there porn-like novels?
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2024-10-06 12:13
Well, it's hard to say for sure. The concept of 'porn-like' is quite subjective. Some might consider certain novels with excessive sexual descriptions as such, but it depends on individual perspectives and cultural standards.
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