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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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What is the full story of Planetside 2?
3 answers
2024-11-12 02:05
Planetside 2 is a large - scale first - person shooter MMO. The full story is set in a fictional future where three empires, the Terran Republic, the New Conglomerate, and the Vanu Sovereignty, are in a constant battle for territorial control on the planet Auraxis. The game features massive battles with hundreds of players on each side. Each empire has its own unique backstory, technology, and playstyles.
What is the 'planetside 2 back story' all about?
3 answers
2024-11-23 11:26
The 'Planetside 2' back story is mainly about a large - scale planetary conflict. It involves three major factions fighting for control over the planet Auraxis. Each faction has its own ideology, technology, and military capabilities.
What are some of the best noob stories in Planetside 2?
3 answers
2024-11-11 00:28
One of the best noob stories could be about a new player who accidentally launched a grenade right at their own feet. They thought they were supposed to throw it like in some other games but didn't realize the different mechanics in Planetside 2.
Share some memorable noob experiences in Planetside 2.
2 answers
2024-11-10 12:56
There was a noob who thought that the more guns they carried, the more powerful they would be. So, they picked up every weapon they could find. But they were so overloaded that they could barely move. It was really funny to see them struggling to keep up with the rest of the players.
How does the 'planetside 2 back story' affect the gameplay?
3 answers
2024-11-22 09:12
The back story affects gameplay by providing context for the factions. Each faction has unique units and weapons based on their back story elements.
What are some interesting 'Planetside 2 New Player Stories'?
3 answers
2024-11-21 20:51
Some new player stories might involve the initial shock of seeing the huge battles in Planetside 2. For example, a new player could be amazed at how many players are on the battlefield at once.
Can you briefly explain the full story in Planetside 2?
1 answer
2024-11-12 03:21
In Planetside 2, there are three empires at war. The Terran Republic is traditional military - based. The New Conglomerate is a rebel - born empire. The Vanu Sovereignty has unique tech. They fight for dominance on Auraxis.
What are the most memorable moments in Planetside 2 war stories?
3 answers
2024-11-01 04:44
The massive air battles are quite memorable. Seeing hundreds of aircraft fighting in the skies above the battlefields is a sight to behold.
What are some interesting story ideas for Planetside 2 fanfiction?
2 answers
2024-10-25 21:07
One idea could be a story about a new recruit who quickly rises through the ranks in an unexpected way. Maybe they discover a hidden talent for strategy during a crucial battle.
What are the most memorable moments from Planetside War Stories?
3 answers
2024-11-16 17:29
The most memorable for me was a massive air battle. Dozens of aircraft from different factions were dogfighting in the sky. It was chaos up there, with missiles flying everywhere and planes doing acrobatic maneuvers to avoid getting hit.
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