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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40,... Read more Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V.Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength.His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival.Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature.Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. Collapse Harem, Gods, Reincarnation, Cultivation, Magic, Weak to Strong So Does The MC Bang ANYBODY.? ah..... ??? Alright here we go again ~This novel got one the most long presquel I've ever read, some may say that's the first chapter but how can the Mc stay the whole 1st chapter in a smut novel without banging anyone? Wtf?No the Mc isn't a pussy he is middle-aged man and is super strong (for a mortal) but sadly he can't get it up.... So yes you'll see the whole 1st chapter other people banging but the Mc can't because he is disabledSo it's a fantasy/action/comedy/R-18 novel, the presquel is pretty long but well... If you can endure it... Anyway... We have a smart Mc here (even thought sometimes he looks pretty stupid...)
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PORN

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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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When Love came knocking

When Love came knocking

"Ouch!" Lolita rubbed her nose, her heavily medicated glasses falling to the ground alongside an iPad Pro 12.9" tablet. The right lens of her glasses seemed to have broken off from its rims, the bridge has broken apart too. For the tablet... Oh well, the screen looks like millions of tiny glass ants struggling for their last meal. But this was the least of Lolly's worries at the moment. Gosh! It hurts. Was her nose broken as well? "Little girls shouldn't go running along the walkways. They often brake what they can't afford," a cold voice cut into her thoughts. Lolly looks up into the face of a handsome stranger who seemed to be talking to her. All she could make out was a blurry cold face. Her vision was bleary since her glasses obviously have chosen to get broken and leave her to her blurry fate. Great! The day couldn't get any worse! "Are you talking to me, Mister?" The man ignored her. Raising his index finger, two men in dark goggles approached him. "I don't have time for this. Sort this out." With that said, he began to walk away. Lolly became much annoyed at the way he ignored. Cocky much! "Hey Mister, I am talking to you. You broke my glasses, and you may have broken my nose as well." The arrogant man paused in his steps. He turned slowly and fixed his dark grey eyes on her. "Trust me, little girl, when you get the bill, you'll wish you'd have broken more than your nose or glasses." ********************************* Lolita Jones is a 5ft 5" tomboyish nerdy young lady. A 20-years old high school dropout, the only thing Lolly has going for her is her quick wits and high IQ even though there may be nothing so remarkable about her features. The most important mission in her life is to complete her studies, find a stable job with a comfortable means of income than her current meager pay to take care of herself and her 7-year-old little brother, Skyler. Xavier Harris, CEO of Harris Conglomerates, cold, aloof and distant. Never loves to mingle and sure holds a strong aversion to those he refers to as "Meddling-Annoying-Chatty-Flirty-Ladies (MACFL). What happens when a nerdy tomboyish little lady meets an aloof, cold and distant, successful heir?
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How to illustrate knocking in comics?
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2024-10-07 04:02
Well, to illustrate knocking in comics, you could start by depicting a hand in mid-air just about to make contact with the object being knocked on. Add some sound effects like 'bang' or 'knock knock' to enhance the effect. Also, show the character's expression, maybe a determined or urgent one, to convey the reason for the knocking.
The Story of The Knocking Door of Happiness
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2024-09-14 22:32
The Pursuit of Happiness was a modern novel by Garcia Márquez. It told the story of a boy from a poor family, Chris Gardner, who struggled to pursue his own happiness in a difficult environment. The story took place in the 1950s in the United States. Chris Garner's father was an unemployed bank clerk, and his mother was a poor rural woman. They lived in a simple house. Chris Garner decided to leave his hometown for San Francisco to look for a job. Through hard work and study, he finally became a successful real estate developer, bringing happiness to himself and his family. The main plot of the novel was Chris Garner's growth, which was interwoven with his relationship with his family members, his interactions with his neighbors, and his understanding of social reality. Chris Garner's fighting spirit and indomitable faith inspired readers not to give up on pursuing their dreams and to face the difficulties and challenges in life bravely.
What is the 'knocking ghost story' about?
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2024-12-08 01:12
The 'knocking ghost story' can be really spooky. In many such stories, the knocking is not just a random noise. It might follow a pattern, like three knocks in a row, which could be some kind of code or message from the other side according to the lore. It could be that the ghost is trying to warn the living about something, or it might be seeking help to move on to the afterlife. These stories often rely on the mystery and fear that come with unexplained noises in a seemingly normal environment.
Tell a knocking at the door scary story.
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2024-11-10 13:29
Once upon a time, in an old, creaky house on a stormy night, there was a young girl all alone. She heard a slow, steady knocking at the door. Her heart raced as she crept towards it. Looking through the peephole, she saw nothing but darkness. The knocking continued, louder and more insistent. She was too scared to open it. Suddenly, the doorknob began to turn on its own. She ran to her room and hid under the bed, praying that whatever was outside would go away.
Is 'They Come Knocking' Based on a True Story?
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2024-10-12 12:58
No, it isn't. 'They Come Knocking' is a fictional creation, not based on real events.
The TV series,"The Knocking Door of Happiness", was broadcast to pay tribute to the famous work,"The Knocking Door of Happiness"?
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2024-09-22 21:12
The TV series "The Knocking Door of Happiness" was broadcast to pay tribute to the famous work "The Knocking Door of Happiness." The Knocking Happyness was a 2007 movie directed by director, Chris Nolan, and starred in the lead roles of Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy. The film tells the story of a young man named Chris Garner (played by Leonardo DiCaprio), who begins a difficult life after his father's death in order to make a living and take care of his young son. In recent years, the TV series "The Knocking of Happiness" had also been adapted into a TV series of the same name. The show, which starred Anthony Hopkins and Anne Hathaway, debuted in the United States in April 2021. The play was meant to pay tribute to the film version and present the life and challenges of Chris Garner and his son in modern society.
Share some best door knocking stories.
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2024-10-25 23:42
One of the best door knocking stories I've heard was about a young salesman. He knocked on a door and an elderly lady opened it. She was a bit skeptical at first but he started talking about how his product could make her life easier. He showed genuine care and concern for her well - being, not just pushing the product. In the end, she not only bought the product but also invited him in for tea and they became friends.
What are some interesting 'knocking up girls story'?
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2024-12-03 10:35
One 'knocking up girls story' might involve a girl who was focused on her career but then got pregnant. Let's say she was a rising star in a big company. She had to reevaluate her life when she found out she was going to be a mother. She had to think about how to balance her work and her future as a mom. It was a tough decision for her whether to keep the baby or not, and she also had to face the reactions from her colleagues and superiors.
What are some knocking up mom stories in literature?
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2024-11-26 19:13
In some coming - of - age stories, there could be a sub - plot where a young mother has to deal with the challenges of raising a child at a young age. For instance, in 'The Glass Castle' by Jeannette Walls, the mother's irresponsible behavior at times led to difficult situations for the family, including unplanned pregnancies and the struggle to take care of the children. It shows how complex family relationships can be and how a mother's actions can impact the family as a whole.
What is the 'knocking up drunk girl story' about?
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2024-11-24 07:15
I'm not sure specifically which 'knocking up drunk girl story' you're referring to. It could be a very inappropriate and unethical situation if it involves taking advantage of a drunk girl in a sexual way. But without more context, it's hard to say exactly what the story is about.
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