funny smartass quotes

My friend and I were at a restaurant. When the waiter asked if we wanted dessert, my friend said, 'Only if it comes with a side of less calories.' The waiter just stared at him for a second before laughing. Another time, we were camping and my friend tried to make a fire. He kept blowing on the kindling like crazy and said, 'Come on, little fire, be like me, full of hot air.' It was so silly but hilarious.

My favorite is when my friend went to a job interview. The interviewer asked him what his weakness was. He said, 'I'm too good at being awesome, it can be intimidating for others.' It was so cheeky yet it made the interviewer laugh.

Yeah, Doctor Strange could be a bit of a smartass in the comics. He had that witty and sometimes cocky attitude.

A possible funny quote is 'Cinderella's mice were better dressed than most of us.' The mice in the story were always so dapper in their little outfits while they helped Cinderella, which adds a humorous touch.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be 'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.' It's from 'Elf' and it's really catchy. It shows how Buddy the Elf is so full of joy and wants to share it with everyone around him.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be, 'Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.' It shows that the true spirit of Christmas is about kindness and love rather than just getting gifts.

There's a story about Mark Twain. He once received a letter from a reader who said that he found a spelling mistake in one of Twain's books. Twain wrote back, 'I am so sorry about that. I must have been misspelled by the printer.' His humorous response turned the situation around in a clever way. Another example is Oscar Wilde. He was known for his witty quotes. One time he said, 'I can resist everything except temptation.' This simple yet profound statement is both funny and thought - provoking.

One funny comic quote could be: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure!'

I'm not sure specifically as I haven't read that particular fanfiction. But it might be about a character named Harry who is depicted as a smartass, perhaps being very clever in a sassy or cheeky way.

One funny quote is from 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen: 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.' This line is humorous as it sets the satirical tone of the novel about the social expectations regarding marriage and wealth.