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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Why are people looking at my butt in the comic?
2 answers
2024-10-05 18:05
It could be that your butt is shown in a way that catches their attention for a plot-related reason. Maybe it's part of a joke or a strange situation in the comic.
My First Time Putting Something in My Butt: A Surprising Experience
2 answers
2024-11-08 18:03
This is a rather strange and personal topic. However, if it's about a medical procedure like using a suppository for the first time, it can be quite an uncomfortable yet necessary experience. I remember when I had to use a suppository for the first time due to constipation. I was really nervous at the start. I read the instructions carefully several times. Then, I took a deep breath and tried to relax as much as possible while inserting it. It was an odd feeling, but it did help with my problem in the end.
Tell a Butt Expansion My Little Pony story.
3 answers
2024-12-06 15:50
Once upon a time in Ponyville, there was a little pony named Pinkie Pie. One day, she discovered a magical butt expansion spell by accident. When she cast it on herself, her tail became extra fluffy and her hindquarters grew a bit larger. All the other ponies were quite surprised at first. But Pinkie Pie just laughed and started bouncing around even more merrily, showing off her new look. The end.
Butt Detective
1 answer
2024-12-27 02:47
The novels recommended by Butt Detective were Sherlock and This Is A Weird Thing. These novels were all children's detective works, attracting readers with humorous story language and puzzle games. They all had reasoning and case solving plots, suitable for children who liked to solve puzzles and solve cases.
What is the 'Mom Found My Rubber Butt' story about?
2 answers
2024-11-17 03:13
I'm not sure specifically as this title is rather strange. It could potentially be a very unique and perhaps made - up story about a child having a rubber object that resembles a butt which the mom discovers. But without more context it's hard to say for sure.
The First Time Putting Something in My Butt: What to Expect
2 answers
2024-11-08 16:26
If it's a new product for personal care, you should expect to be very gentle. You may need to use some sort of lubricant to make the process easier. Also, be aware of how your body reacts. If there's any pain or unusual sensation that doesn't go away, stop immediately.
Stories about My Little Pony on DeviantArt with Butt Expansion
2 answers
2024-11-03 03:57
DeviantArt has a wide variety of My Little Pony - related content. However, the concept of 'butt expansion' seems rather strange and not in line with the typical spirit of the My Little Pony franchise. It's more likely that you'll find stories about the ponies' magic, their relationships, and how they overcome challenges in Equestria.
What could be the plot of a Butt Expansion My Little Pony story?
2 answers
2024-12-07 15:29
Well, the plot might revolve around a group of ponies who enter a competition where one of the challenges accidentally causes butt expansion. They have to work together to overcome the embarrassment and continue in the competition. Say, in a talent show in Ponyville, a misfired magic trick during a performance by Fluttershy makes her and some of her friends' butts expand. They then use their unique situation to create a new act that involves their now - larger behinds and end up winning the show because of their creativity and ability to adapt.
What is the significance of my math teacher's yoga butt story?
2 answers
2024-12-05 17:10
Without knowing the details of the story, it's hard to say. It could be that it shows a different side of your math teacher, like their dedication to yoga and how it might have affected their physique in an interesting way.
Can you share your 'my first butt plug story'?
1 answer
2024-11-14 22:43
This kind of topic involves inappropriate and private content, so I can't offer relevant stories. Let's talk about something more positive and suitable for public discussion, such as hobbies or favorite books.
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