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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Tell me a story about 'my dog is my best friend'.
1 answer
2024-12-09 09:38
Well, my dog, Buddy, has been my best friend since I was a little kid. He has this amazing ability to understand my mood. If I'm happy, he jumps around with me. If I'm in trouble, he stands guard. Once, I got lost in the woods near our house. Buddy led me back home. He's always there for me, through thick and thin.
Tell me about my first time with my dog story.
3 answers
2024-11-20 18:03
Well, my first time with my dog was a bit chaotic. I brought this little furry ball home, and it immediately started running around the house, sniffing every corner. It was so excited that it even knocked over a small plant. But then it came to me, wagging its tail, and that's when I knew we were going to be great friends.
Tell me your 'My dog is my best friend story'.
3 answers
2024-10-25 15:42
My dog, Max, is always there for me. One day I was really sad because I failed an exam. Max came to me, put his head on my lap and just sat there quietly. His warm presence made me feel better immediately.
Tell me about 'My Life as Dog Story'.
3 answers
2024-11-27 01:05
I'm not entirely sure which specific 'My Life as Dog Story' you're referring to. It could be a personal account of someone's experiences as if they were a dog, perhaps exploring themes like seeing the world from a different perspective, experiencing simple joys, and relying on human companionship in a new way.
Tell me about my first dog story.
3 answers
2024-11-13 05:55
Well, without knowing the details of 'my first dog story', I can only guess. Maybe it was about how you got your first dog, like finding it on the street or getting it as a gift. It could also be about the adventures you had with your first dog, like going for long walks in the park or playing fetch in the yard.
Tell me a story about my pet dog.
1 answer
2024-11-10 12:07
My pet dog, Buddy, had an interesting story. Buddy was a small terrier. He was very protective of our home. One night, there was a strange noise outside. Buddy immediately started barking and ran towards the door. It turned out to be just a cat, but Buddy's vigilance was amazing. He also loved to play fetch in the yard. I would throw a ball and he would run after it as fast as he could, always bringing it back with his tail wagging.
Tell me about 'My Dog Skip' real story.
2 answers
2024-12-11 12:44
My Dog Skip is based on a heartwarming true story. It's about a boy and his beloved dog Skip. Skip was not just a pet but a true friend to the boy. They had many adventures together in their small town. Skip brought joy and companionship to the boy's life, and through their relationship, we see themes of loyalty, friendship, and the simple joys of growing up with a furry friend.
Tell me about 'My Dog An Unconditional Love Story'.
3 answers
2024-12-01 03:53
It could be a heart - warming story about the unique and unwavering love between a person and their dog. Dogs are known for their loyalty and affection, and this story might detail the special bond, like how the dog is always there through good times and bad, with no judgment, just pure love.
Tell me about my little hot dog stories.
2 answers
2024-11-30 03:29
I'm not sure specifically what your 'my little hot dog stories' are. Maybe they are some cute tales about a little hot dog, like its adventures in a food court or how it was made in a special way.
Tell me your my first time dog story.
2 answers
2024-11-21 17:24
Well, my first time with a dog was quite scary at first. I was a little kid and this big, furry dog came running towards me in the park. I froze. But then it just licked my hand and wagged its tail. It turned out to be really friendly and from that day on, I loved dogs.
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