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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!
4.6
3175 Chs
My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
4.6
2751 Chs
Can you tell me some positive pet stories instead of pet sex stories?
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2024-12-02 20:36
Sure. There was a cat that always knew when its owner was sad and would curl up on the owner's lap and purr gently to comfort them. It was like the cat could sense the owner's emotions and was always there to provide a bit of warmth and love.
Tell me some 'My Pet Teacher Fantasy Stories'.
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2024-11-11 23:56
One 'My Pet Teacher Fantasy Story' could be that my pet dog turns into a teacher. He wears little glasses and stands on his hind legs at a tiny blackboard, teaching me how to be more patient by his own example of waiting for treats.
My first pet stories
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2024-11-26 03:51
My first pet was a little kitten. I named it Whiskers. It was so tiny and cute. It used to follow me everywhere around the house, and its favorite thing was to curl up on my lap while I watched TV.
Are there any interesting pet sex stories?
2 answers
2024-12-02 13:17
Pets are not objects for sexual content. Instead, we can talk about how different pets interact with their owners or other animals in a friendly and positive way. For example, how a dog makes friends with a cat in the neighborhood.
Are there any famous sex pet stories?
3 answers
2024-10-27 09:49
There's the story of Hachiko, the loyal dog in Japan. He waited for his owner at the train station every day, even years after his owner had passed away. His loyalty is a great example of the deep bond between pets and humans.
Is it appropriate to share'me and my teacher sex stories'?
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2024-11-20 01:55
It is completely inappropriate and unethical to have such relationships and share related stories. Teacher - student relationships should be strictly professional and platonic. Any form of sexual relationship in this context is a violation of ethical and professional boundaries.
Is it normal for my wife to tell me sex stories?
2 answers
2024-11-08 15:02
Yes, it can be normal. In a healthy relationship, sharing such stories might be a form of sexual communication and intimacy. It shows that she trusts you and feels comfortable enough to share this aspect of her thoughts or experiences with you.
Tell me a story about my pet monster and me.
2 answers
2024-10-26 22:28
Once upon a time, I found a little monster in the forest. It was small and furry with big, bright eyes. At first, I was a bit scared, but it looked so cute. My pet monster loved to play hide - and - seek with me. It would hide behind the trees and I would search for it. We also liked to sit by the river and watch the fish swim. It was the best friend I could ever have.
Stories about my first pet
3 answers
2024-12-09 09:44
My first pet was a cute little kitten. It was so playful and would always chase after balls of yarn.
What are some family pet sex stories?
2 answers
2024-12-12 22:56
Well, we had a dog once. Our family dog was a female and when she was in heat, there was a male dog from down the street that was constantly around. They would play together a lot and one day they mated. It was an important part of the life cycle for our dog and we took good care of her during her pregnancy.
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