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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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Some funny chats in League of Legends
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2024-09-13 09:21
I can't answer the question about League of Legends because I don't have any knowledge related to the game.
A more creative Group chats name
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2024-09-12 09:30
An example of a more creative Group chats name was as follows: 1. Fiction-writing team: The name of this Group chats hinted at the characteristics and responsibilities of the novel writing team, letting people know that this Group chats was mainly to discuss matters related to novel writing. 2 novel fan sharing platform: The name of this Group chats let people know that this Group chats is a platform for sharing novel-related content, and also hinted that sharing and discussion are the main activities of this Group chats. 3. The creative novel discussion area: The name of this Group chats highlights the importance of discussing creative novels. It lets people know that this Group chats is mainly for discussing creative and interesting novels. 4. Fiction-themed discussion group: The name of this Group chats suggests that the topic and plot of the novel are discussed. This Group chats is mainly used to discuss questions related to the novel's theme and plot. 5. The novel adaptation team: The name of this Group chats let people know that this Group chats was a team that discussed matters related to novel adaptation. It also hinted that adaptation and innovation were the main activities of this Group chats.
How to write message chats effectively in a story?
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2024-10-07 17:17
Well, to write good message chats in a story, first, focus on giving each character a distinct voice. Also, make the conversations relevant to the plot and build tension or reveal information gradually. And don't forget to vary the length and pace of the chats for added interest.
What's the name of your dorm Group chats?
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2024-09-18 07:26
As a fan of web novels, I have no practical experience or emotional reasons. However, the name of the university dormitory Group chats could usually be decided according to the specific situation. For example, if there were a few good friends in the dormitory, they might choose to name the Group chats after them or choose a keyword that symbolized dormitory life. No matter what, it was important to make the name of the Group chats concise and easy to remember, and to express the main characteristics of dormitory life.
What are the possible interpretations of 'Les Chats' in French science - fiction books?
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2024-10-28 15:19
In French science - fiction books, 'Les Chats' could potentially symbolize mystery. Cats are often seen as mysterious creatures in literature, and in a science - fiction context, they might represent something unknown or from another dimension.
Was there a novel about a class Group chats that received a death pact and had to complete the mission to save their lives?
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2024-09-08 00:18
He recommended the novel "Quick Penetration: The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder". This book described a female protagonist, Chang Xiao, who was bound to a system that could travel through time and space. She had to complete various missions in order not to consume her soul power until her soul was destroyed. One of the missions was that she had to stop the host from turning dark, or she would die. This was similar to the death pact in the class Group chats. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
Talented people who like to write short essays join the Group chats and share your sour essays.
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2024-09-11 03:56
[Group chats Number: Your Group chats number] Welcome talented people who like to write short essays to join the Group chats and share your sour essays! In this group, we can discuss all kinds of writing topics and exchange writing skills and experiences. We can also share our own sour articles to let other readers feel the charm of writing. If you have already joined the group, please introduce yourself and share your work. If you haven't joined the group yet, you're welcome to join us and enjoy the fun of writing!
Have you recommended a doujin novel where the female protagonist can communicate with the 2D people in the Group chats?
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2024-07-16 23:36
I recommend "My Two-Dimensional Tailored Group" to you. The plot of this light novel is that the protagonist, Mo Yu, accidentally transmigrated to a parallel world and obtained the chat group of the group members. The group was full of 2D big shots, and the female lead could chat with them. If you are interested in this type of novel, you can read this book. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗
Do you have a SIS001 novel website account that you can share and guarantee that you won't change your password or reply to chats?
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2024-09-05 01:41
"The Super Sharing System" is a sci-fi novel written by the author Zi Ningyu. The general plot of this novel is: No weapons? Let's share a divine artifact for fun! No skills, sharing a secret cultivation technique of a top faction, and no mount? To share an Ancient Divine Dragon to ride on! No noble bloodline? Sharing the bloodline inheritance…In this world, as long as you scan the code, you can share anything! ---------------------------- "Journey to Famous Books" was a light novel written by the author, Cool Watermelon. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: When a world-famous novel was injected with the gene of a web novel, could you still escape the invitation of Samsara? Book friend group number: 618231862. ---------------------------- "Ten Nights Book" was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Xi Xiaolou. The general plot of this novel was: This book is composed of many different stories. Each story has a small ending. It is not a scam. Please eat it without worry. Q group: 335688858. ---------------------------- "King of Glory: The King's Terminator" was a gaming and eSports novel written by the author, Lonely Ah 3. The general plot of this novel was: Shut-down! Thomas pursed his lips when he heard the system's cold female voice coming from his phone. It was time to create a storm in the world of Mobile Legends. [Book friend group: 483551408, enter the group to send a character ~] ---------------------------- "The River of Forgetfulness" was a fantasy romance novel written by the author, Zi Xun. The general plot of the novel was: I thought it was a joke from the heavens, But it turns out to be the waiting of three lifetimes, The flames of war in the world are but smoke and clouds. She smiled sweetly and said, Just to say one sentence: In this life, I'd rather let the world down than let you down. Slightly abused, if you like it, take it. * Xiaoxun tried to create a group,[13782573]. All you need to do is enter the name of any male lead and you'll be able to pass the verification. Bow ~~<<>><>/~<> ---------------------------- The book "Descent of the Gods" was a fantasy-epic fantasy novel written by the author, who played with the princes. The general plot of the novel was: Three things would make the Empire a supreme and great kingdom within a hundred years: The Wealth of Nations, The Edicts, and the Violet Obsidian Flower, Augustine the Pious. He came alone from holiness. He walked towards eternal immortality. He announced two groups. Watchmen-30141188 was a normal fan group for the two books, Deity and Toad. There is no requirement to enter the group... ---------------------------- The book, I Can Download Reiki, was a fantasy novel written by the author, Spiced Power Bank. The general plot of this novel was: Liu Baishan used the Master Key to hack the Internet, but he was killed by a virus attack that caused his phone to explode. When she woke up again, she found herself in a fantasy world. What's with the Wi-Fi signal in my head? [Book friend group created: 517493270.] Interested readers could come in to discuss the plot and arrange for extras. ---------------------------- "The Fate of Two Lives" was a modern romance novel written by the supernatural race. The general plot of this novel was: I've experienced a lot of rebirth and transmigration around me, so I can still accept rebirth. At the very least, I don't object to it. However, the era of rebirth was too recent. Wasn't this character too ridiculous? The daughter who was reborn as a son and daughter-in-law! Who could accept it? I have to face my son's cowardice every day and be disciplined by my irreconcilable wife! I still have to live with my in-laws who bully me every day and look down on me from the bottom of my heart! What should I do? r In order to ask for advice often, discuss with everyone, and walk the path of literature with everyone, I have created a group: 326477911. The Captcha is the main character's name. Please join us. ---------------------------- "The Strange Female Neighbor" was a romantic youth-love novel written by the author, Han. The general plot of the novel was: "Hey! Why did you change your wif password?" "Hey? Do I need your permission to change the password for my Wi-Fi?" "Of course. If I can't connect to the Internet, I won't be able to find any information. If I can't find any information, I won't be able to get into the postgraduate program. If I can't get into the postgraduate program, can you bear this responsibility?" "…""War" is imminent! ---------------------------- "Senior, shut up!" This book was a light novel written by the author, Mizhi Ji. It was a daily love novel. The general plot of this novel was: The new book "Ten Years of Rebirth" has been released. If you can, please support me ~ Why hasn't it been updated today?" "…Senior, it's only six in the morning." "What about yesterday? Only one chapter!" "…Everyday romance novels are very detailed. You need inspiration when writing." "Then where did your inspiration come from? She's clearly single." "... By imagination." "Then it's better to fall in love. I can also get some materials." "…I have to write. I'm not free." "Should I help you?" "Help me write?" "Of course it's dating!" "…Senior, stop joking." The online author and the Meitu illustrator were mutually supportive of each other. It was a daily dog food novel with a single female lead. It was not melodramatic or sadomasochistic. [Note: The content of this book is purely fictional and has nothing to do with the author's personal experience.]----------
Group sex sex story: Is it ethical?
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2024-11-02 18:21
Group sex is generally considered unethical in most societies. It goes against traditional moral and ethical values which promote monogamous and consensual relationships between two individuals. It also may involve issues of coercion, lack of true consent from all parties, and can have negative impacts on individuals' mental and emotional well - being.
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