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The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

The Counselor - A Group Chat Story

(Semi-Excerpt from Novel) Jacob wearily reached for his phone as he felt it go off in his pocket. After another day of job searching he was hoping for some good news as he glanced at the screen… ‘New Invitation to Group chat.’ “Huh, must be some of the guys.” Giving a quick shrug and settling into his car he let a small breath of air out, resting his tired legs. [New Group chat, ‘Multiverse Counselling group’, entered , name set to, ‘The Counselor’, by ‘Admin’.] “What???.... ohh shit. Was this the job I applied to when I was drunk?” He wanted to face palm in that moment, after so long, he might have finally caught a break and he couldn’t actually do his job! There was a slump in his shoulders as he clicked into the group, expecting to see some information about the job he had applied for, but instead it was empty. His eyebrow quirked for a second at the descrepency before finally letting out a small chuckle as he figured it out. His friends were messing with him….A sigh left his lips as he lowered the phone, he knew he shouldn’t have gotten his hopes up. Rolling his eyes he reached forwards, he may as well roast some of the guys before he heads home and has his nice hot shower. There were 4 new messages in the chat. [Darth Vader has Joined the group.] [Ruin Princess has Joined the Group.] [Phoenix has joined the group.] [Dark Knight has joined the group.] Ok now he knew it was a bloody joke. He could only shake his head as he started typing. -10 minutes later- I get paid for giving out some stupid ‘life counselling’? My Arse, I’ll give your ‘characters’ some life counselling! The Counselor: (Fine I’ll start with the easy one, Yo Anakin, Palpatine is a Sith lord, he’s been playing you for years and guess what turns you to the dark side, oooooh soo scary. Lock him the fuck up or kill him who cares, leave the Jedi, get your wife pregnant and go be an actual dad you prick and have a nice life.) Darth Vader: (I don’t know what game your playing, but you should know Jedi don’t have relationships.) The Counselor: (Rias, pull your finger out of your ass and start training, the fact that some pervert with a sacred gear is what saves you in the end from your arranged marriage is honestly embarrassing, seeing as you’re the little sister of the bloody devil in charge. Get your shit together woman.) Ruin Princess: (What?!?!?!?!) The Counselor: (Jean, I mean I can’t fault your problems, you’ve basically got a split personality because the bold bastard screwed around with your head, not to mention your husband having a Psychic affair later in life. Get your mind sorted out then come and talk to me.) Pheonix: (What is a Psychic affair? And who was my husband…) The Counselor: (Bruce, honestly not much wrong with you, well other than you beat the shit out of people in a giant bat suit, but honestly a lot of good work, if you don’t include all your protégés either dying or leaving you and how most of your contingencies usually come around to bite you in the arse. Ehh I guess stop being so paranoid and shit might work out, You’re welcome.” The Dark Knight: (…) The Counselor: (There you all got some ‘life counselling, now fuck off you’ve had your fun I’ll talk to you guys later!) -12 hours later- Jacob Stared at his bank account gobsmacked. “Holy shit I got paid!!!!” **************** Ok fellas new novel, I have writers block on my other ones, so not much has changed. Writing this for fun, DO NOT expect updates, I just want to relax and have some fun with this. Please give me suggestions in comments for people to add to the chat group, I will consider ever person listed. Because I know some are wondering, SINGLE PAIRING, NO HAREM. (Let’s be honest guys any chat group novel is generally ruined by a Harem, it’s just a fact, at some point it just devolves into adding girl to chat group will end up with MC, honestly a turn off at this point.)
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The Story of Tim Horton: Who was Tim Horton?
3 answers
2024-11-07 11:27
Tim Horton was a Canadian ice hockey player. He was also the founder of the famous Tim Hortons coffee and doughnut chain. He had a passion for hockey and food, which led him to create a brand that became an iconic part of Canadian culture.
Is 'Horton Hears a Who' a fictional book?
1 answer
2024-09-29 02:41
Sure is. 'Horton Hears a Who' is a fictional book that has entertained generations. It features creative elements and a story that isn't based on real events.
What are the Key Elements in the Tim Horton Story?
2 answers
2024-11-07 11:48
One key element is his hockey career. It provided the initial fame and customer base. Another is the focus on quality food, like the delicious doughnuts. Also, the affordable prices were important.
Best 'Will Horton and Sonny Kiriakis Fanfiction' to Read?
2 answers
2024-11-07 05:05
One great fanfiction is 'A New Beginning for Will and Sonny'. It beautifully captures their relationship's essence.
What is the full story of Horton Hatches the Egg?
1 answer
2024-11-03 09:03
Well, Horton Hatches the Egg is a classic. Horton, the elephant, is approached by Mayzie. She wants to go off and have some fun, so she asks Horton to take care of her egg. Horton is so good - natured that he does. Through storms and the taunts of other jungle creatures, Horton remains steadfast. Eventually, the egg hatches, and it's a unique little creature that combines the features of an elephant and a bird. It shows Horton's loyalty and perseverance.
What is the story behind Horton Hears a Who?
1 answer
2024-10-15 19:11
The story behind Horton Hears a Who is all about Horton's sense of responsibility and his belief in the existence of the Whos, even when others don't. It shows the importance of standing up for what you believe in, no matter how small or unseen it may seem.
What is the full story of Horton Hears a Who?
1 answer
2024-10-11 20:50
It's about an elephant named Horton who discovers a tiny world on a speck of dust and goes to great lengths to protect it from those who don't believe it exists.
What is the summary of the story 'Horton Hears a Who'?
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2024-10-08 07:33
It's about an elephant named Horton who discovers a tiny speck of dust that contains a whole community of Whos. He decides to protect them from harm despite facing doubts and opposition.
What is the full story of Horton Hears a Who?
2 answers
2024-10-07 15:09
It's a charming tale about an elephant named Horton who discovers a tiny world on a speck of dust and endeavors to protect it from those who don't believe it exists.
Can you briefly summarize Horton Hatches the Egg full story?
2 answers
2024-11-03 06:02
Sure. Horton, an elephant, sits on Mayzie's egg instead of her. He faces problems but hatches the egg into an elephant - bird.
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