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Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)

A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W
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73842 Adult Survival Game

73842 Adult Survival Game

Doing It With the Creator in a Survival Game Unlimited, 1v1, HE, shou who ardently loves his life and loves picking up garbage x mind-contaminating Cthulhu-type gong The book is also called: 《Accidentally Got Topped by the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Dating and Hooking with the Creator in a Survival Game》 《Clearing a Survival Game While Hooking up With the Creator》 《The Overbearing Creator and His Garbage-Picking Little Pampered Wife》 As an unlimited-type player, Chi Yu is a famous points demon.    His teammates watched him as he went back to the cellar all of a sudden to get an apple that was worth one point after solving the puzzle in disbelief. “Is this rational? That apple really is only worth one point!” Chi Yu did not say anything. Chi Yu only wanted points. Chi Yu who picked up the prop silently touched the prop in his hands, and thought to his crush in the real world, Gu Wen Qiao. The hands that pick up garbage is filled with power once more! The small little body arduously carried the bag and left the scene of the robbery(no)!    Gu Wen Qiao: …… (Silently gives his wife an unlimited storage bag as a clearing gift)    Chi Yu’s so happy! He can pick up more points now! But, this kind of happiness could not stay for long, the survival game turned more and more strange! Clearly it was such a scary atmosphere but!    Why does the sleeping beauty he have to kiss awake have the same face as Gu Wen Qiao—— isn’t it enough to kiss for a bit why is it a French kiss…… mmmm! Damnit, when getting chased by a ghost and flipping over a wall, he got stuck, his points are going to be all gone wuuuu the game’s going to be a failure——! Wait a minute what just pulled off his pants! Although he drew the role of the bride of the evil spirit in the game, but no way, no way, does he really need to consummate the marriage! —— Hey, the face is the same as Gu Wen Qiao’s……    The survival game turned weirder and weirder, but the points also increased more and more. Chi Yu also…… Was done in so much he got all muddle-headed.    Damnit, can these kind, these kind of days of constantly making love with a crush and having a lot of points be casually had!    And at the same time, after Chi Yu went back to the real world, and saw Gu Wen Qiao—— wuuuuu can’t let him find out that I did it too much with a NPC that looked just like him in the game already! To not have his own filthy desires discovered by his secret crush, Chi Yu acted more and more reserved, and only dared to secretly peek at Gu Wen Qiao    Gu Wen Qiao: …… He is avoiding me.    After returning to the game—— Wahhh why are these NPCs getting more and more outrageous!    Chi Yu got done so much his tongue was sticking out, and the bottom was constantly leaking. While “Gu Wen Qiao” at his back was still interrogating him. “Do you like me?” “Wuuuu I-I do……”
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Are adult jokes and stories acceptable in public?
2 answers
2024-12-14 20:46
Definitely not. In a public environment, we have people of all ages and backgrounds. Such content can make some people feel uncomfortable or offended. It goes against the norms of good public behavior.
What are some popular adult jokes and stories?
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2024-12-13 22:39
Sharing adult jokes and stories is not appropriate as it may contain vulgar and inappropriate content. We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics.
Are adult jokes stories appropriate in public settings?
1 answer
2024-10-30 06:13
Adult jokes stories are not appropriate in public settings. Such stories often cross the line of propriety and can be offensive to many. In public, we should uphold a positive and respectful atmosphere, and these types of stories can disrupt that. They are better kept in private, adult - only conversations where everyone is comfortable with that kind of content.
Is it appropriate to have adult jokes in children's stories?
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2024-11-20 11:59
No, it's completely inappropriate. Children's stories are meant to be pure and educational, suitable for their innocent minds. Adult jokes often contain content that is not suitable for children's psychological and cognitive development, such as sexual innuendo or vulgar language.
Can you recommend some adult jokes that are similar to novels?
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2024-09-24 10:02
"The Past of the West Pass" is a short story written by the author, Wang Adou 'er. The general plot of this novel is as follows: [The setting of this book is a nonsensical, semi-conscious comedy novel.] [Writing style: Using a humorous and lively way, exaggerating and making jokes to describe my past in Xiguan.] The author promised that this was a novel that could make people laugh out loud, describing the great fun of small people in reality. [Reader's comment: Every paragraph of this book is filled with a well-crafted sense of humor. It is a must-have for reading before going to bed and going to the toilet!] QQ reader group: 743583288. ---------------------------- The book,"Flirtatious", was a short story written by the author, Er Huoma. The general plot of this novel was: A collection of all kinds of imaginative short novels. The content of the article was short and concise, criticizing the current malpractices. It was quite meaningful and could be said to be "funny". ---------------------------- "Entertainment: Starting with a Northeastern Family" was a novel about urban life written by the author's alternate account. The general plot of the novel was: "I used to be called Niu Xiaowei. I was the founder of what you call a loser. I was ignorant, incompetent, sloppy, hooligan, idle, ambitious, and untalented. I was more ambitious than the sky, and my life was thinner than paper. I was cynical, and I played with life. I looked fierce but was weak inside, and I pretended to be righteous. I was still an unmarried young man. The reason for my unmarriage was very simple. I had no car, no house, and no savings…" It was inevitable that there would be some hiccups. Niu Xiaowei only had one thought when dealing with small monsters, and that was to fight if they were not convinced. It was a heartwarming daily entertainment article that was full of laughter. ---------------------------- "Demon Hunting with Big Words" was a light novel written by the author, Master Unlaughing. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: Bragging was a joke, and hunting monsters was killing monsters. He told jokes while fighting monsters. People who laugh and cry will not have tears! ---------------------------- "The Great Dream of a Trash Salted Fish" was a light novel written by the author, Orange Bunny Zhijiang. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: Hope and despair, struggle and redemption, a life that began because of anime, and a life that ended because of anime. A warm friend, a strange senior, let us watch the life of the useless Ji Fan in the daily life of stumbling and laughing. PS.・∀・)ノ゙嗨的新人君一枚,不喜勿喷,就酱。 ---------------------------- The book,"A Salted Fish's Experience of Sitting and Forgetting", was a light novel written by the author, Fan. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. ---------------------------- The book,"The Laughing God of Cultivation" was a novel about urban life written by the author, Dou Ni. The general plot of the novel was: What the hell was this? Who told you that you had to cultivate just because you mentioned the word 'cultivation'? Today, you cultivate, tomorrow, I cultivate. There was no point in cultivating too much. Sorry, this book is going against the heavens. It was not an ordinary story, but a funny plot that involved falling into sh * t. Haha, let's see how a "star fan" author can play with a different kind of immortal cultivation story. I hope you can have a relaxing and enjoyable reading experience. Come on! ---------------------------- "My Cultivation Isn't Everyday Life" was a light novel written by Squirrel Eating Fruit. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of the novel was as follows: [A funny immortal cultivation novel] I, Xiao He, 16 years old, very handsome, a good person; As a glorious successor, he had to be a good person who benefited society. In this era of recuperation of reiki, he wanted to become an Immortal Cultivator who would benefit society. In this cold society, only I, who have boundless merits, can bring warmth to everyone… "Police officer, I'm really a good person!" ---------------------------- The book,"I'm a Chatterbox in Online Games", was written by the author, Xiao Qi. It was a novel about the game and the game world. The general plot of this novel was: All in all, this book is the story of an ordinary second-year high school student who encountered a stingy system. If you also like light-hearted stories, you might as well collect them and read them. I will try my best to make them interesting! Hua Lao: Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I had a few dreams. I dreamed that I became a scumbag and then a cat! Yin sneered,"This is not a dream, this is real!" Hua Lao: (°Д °;). ---------------------------- "Becoming a Ghost Story Is a Success" was a light novel written by the author, Zhai Nan. The general plot of the novel was: Ghost stories were strange things that used cognition as food, information as weapons, and information as currency. They were neither living nor dead. They existed in human rumors and lived in the shadows of the world. "Does this mean that I will become a ghost story?" In ancient times, they were worshiped as gods, and they were strong because of their beliefs. "Then I am a god!" In modern times, they were feared by demons and demons, and used fear as nourishment. "I will become the master of ghost stories!" However, under the torrent of the times, they gradually disappeared, leaving only words that were regarded as nonsense. "We are obliged to rebuild the glory of the ghost stories." But you're not a ghost story, and you're not a human either. "Alright, becoming a ghost story is considered a success."
Collecting jokes and funny jokes?
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2024-09-17 01:22
Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
How can one avoid sharing inappropriate adult jokes stories?
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2024-10-30 05:13
Be conscious of your audience. If you're not sure if it's appropriate, don't share it. Also, think about the context, like in a professional or family setting, it's best to avoid such stories.
Animal jokes
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2025-01-06 23:00
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.
How can we prevent adult jokes from getting into children's stories?
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2024-11-19 17:06
First, strict editorial review processes should be in place. Editors need to be vigilant and thoroughly check the content of children's stories for any inappropriate elements. Second, parents and educators should also be involved in the selection of children's books. Their familiarity with the children can help them identify potential problems.
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
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2024-12-10 16:38
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
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