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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
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4 Chs
Spermache Age

Spermache Age

************* Disclaimer!!! Before you start reading this book.... THIS BOOK CONTAINS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT OF THE MOST GRAPHIC NATURE. I'm a degenerate, so this book was made for degenerates. If you fancy content that know no sexual bounds, sex between two females, then read at your own discretion. The book is absolutely depraved, with elements some might find it offensive even. If you are underage or unwilling to experience depictions of hardcore sex, fetish behaviours, and unrestrained carnal perversions in lurid detail - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK. You have been warned - continuing past this point confirms you are an adult clearly consenting to subjecting yourself to material that does not shy away from portraying sexuality and deviance in its most profane, boundary-pushing extremes. If you nevertheless choose to proceed and find yourself offended or disturbed, DO NOT BLAME THE AUTHOR. This is your final advisory.  18+ ONLY. Moving on... No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any more or by any mass electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise without prior written permission of the author. Please, Take Note: This is a book of fiction. All characters, names, places, incidents and behavior are from the author's imagination, used with no intentions of hurting anyone; Any resemblance to any actual living thing or dead is mainly by coincidence and I sincerely apologise. Read on!! Fourteen-year-old Miguel isn't too concerned about hitting the streets of a blazing hot, war-torn, and rapidly shrinking America. He doesn't know better. What really worries him is what to do now that he reached Spermarche. A mysterious Fertility Crisis has strangled the world for decades, throwing the XXI century into chaos. All men are infertile EXCEPT for a short period of time right after their first ejaculation, somewhere between the ages of 14 and 16. Boy sperm is now the most important substance on the planet. Powerful actors and interests, some the young kid can't even conceive of, wrestle on controlling access to the cloudy-white gold between his legs. As the stars of humanity turn off one by one, gradually sliding towards extinction, only the BOLD and the SHAMELESS endure and prosper! Yet, all this flies miles above Miguel's teenage mind. All he knows is that he can make an extra buck selling his sperm out on the streets. But for that he'll need a bodyguard. A classmate, shy and unassuming Carolina, promises to keep him safe. And as the two kids start going door to door servicing Miguel's 'clients', he doesn't know the feelings he'll develop towards 'Caro'. She doesn't know the lengths she'll take to keep her promise. And neither knows about the sperm 'pirates' hiding under the swelled-up ocean, searching, probing, sniffing. Looking desperately for a boy just like him. ***
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25 Chs
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2024-10-10 17:53
This kind of topic is inappropriate and disrespectful. Such content is not acceptable and goes against moral and ethical standards.
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