The following long joke:
Why do vampires drink? Because they didn't want to die under the sun.
Why do werewolves have no hair? Because they were afraid of being pricked by their hair.
Why do elves dance? Because they want you to go bankrupt.
Why don't zombies like to watch movies? Because they only knew how to say "Hahaha"(laugh).
Why did the monster go to the bar? Because they wanted to drink and not be scared by other monsters.
The biggest bubble in history burst, but no one expected it to become the biggest asset in history.
I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people, only to find that I was just a special ordinary person.
There was a man who said he didn't want to be a hero, only a bear. Later, the facts showed that he really wanted to be a bear.
I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met sadness, I found that I would be sad forever.
There was a man who said that he liked loneliness until he met another person and realized that he didn't like loneliness.
I used to think that I was very mature until I met a child, only to find that I was still very childish.
The biggest joke in history happened, but no one remembered it because it was too stupid.
I used to think that I was very strong until I encountered difficulties, only to find that I actually collapsed easily.
There was a man who said that he liked sports until he met yoga and realized that he didn't like sports.
I used to think that love was very important, until I met love, only to find that it was not as important as I thought.
Gufeng Duanzi was a literary work that usually used ancient Chinese expressions to narrate from a modern perspective. It had a unique sense of poetry and humor. Below are a few ancient jokes that might meet the requirements:
Sunset clouds and lone ducks fly together in autumn water, sharing the same color in the sky. Fisherman's boat sings in the evening, the sound of the wild geese on the shore of Pengli is broken, and the sound of the wild geese in the cold is broken by the water of Hengyang.
I heard that Dongting Lake is now on Yueyang Tower. The lake and moon are like frost on the ground. Looking up at the bright moon, looking down, I miss my hometown.
3 In the green garden the sunflowers wait for the morning dew to dry. In spring, all things in the world shine. I often worry that the yellow flowers will wither when the autumn festival comes. When will the rivers flow east to the sea and return to the west? When young and strong, you don't work hard. When old, you feel sad.
I hope these jokes meet your requirements. If you need more help, please let me know at any time.
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There are many good novels, many funny ones, and many Ys. Here are some recommendations:
1 "Battle Through the Heavens": This is a very popular online fantasy novel where the main character, Xiao Yan, continuously grows and defeats powerful enemies during training, eventually becoming a powerful martial artist. The plot of the novel was complicated and the characters were vivid. It was worth reading.
2." The Peak of Martial Arts ": This was a novel with a martial arts theme. The main character, Mo Fan, was constantly breaking through himself to become a powerful martial artist in the process of practicing martial arts. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots. It was very interesting.
3." Lord Snow Eagle ": This is a novel with adventure and battle as the theme. The main character, Xiao Ying, is a young martial artist. He accidentally transmigrated to a different world and began his adventure. The novel was full of exciting and thrilling plots and characters. It was worth reading.
4.<< Full Time Expert >>: This is a novel with a gaming theme. The main character, Ye Xiu, is a retired professional player. He accidentally returned to the gaming circle and started an intense battle with other professional players. The novel was full of humor and funny elements, but it was also full of love and thought for games.
5. Douluo Continent: This is a novel with fantasy and martial arts as its main theme. The main character, Tang Wulin, grows into a powerful soul master in the process of cultivating his soul power. The novel was full of exciting battles and thrilling plots, but it was also full of understanding and exploration of soul power.
The funny jokes that were suitable for girls were as follows:
One day, a boy and a girl went to the movies together. The boys chose a comedy movie while the girls chose a horror movie.
In the movie theater, the girl screamed because she was afraid, and the boy kept comforting her: "Don't worry, this is a comedy movie. It won't affect your IQ."
The girl couldn't help but laugh when she heard that, but the boy was at a loss. The girl thought," Actually, I didn't do it on purpose. I just suddenly thought of that joke. I didn't expect it to be so funny."
The boy said,"What joke?"
The girl pointed at the name of the movie on the screen and said,"Look, it says 'Horror Comedy.' It's a joke."
The boy was shocked. So the girl was a smart girl. Haha, he was so happy.
A cat girl and a rabbit got lost in the forest, so they began to search the forest. Suddenly, they heard a loud noise and ran in the direction of the sound. At this time, a bear appeared in front of them and asked them,"Are you looking for me?" The cat girl and the rabbit replied,"No, we are looking for our cat friend and rabbit friend." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to search.
When they arrived at an orchard, the bear said,"Wait here. I'll go find some fruit." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some fruit, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching.
When they reached a forest, the bear said,"wait here. I'll go find some birds." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some birds, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching.
When they reached the last place, the bear said,"wait here. I'll go find some fish." A few minutes later the bear came back and said,"you looked like you needed some fish, so I brought some." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Thank you, but we haven't found our cat friend and rabbit friend yet." The bear said,"are you sure you have cats and rabbits?" "No, we're not sure, but we have a lot of things to take," answered the cat. The bear thought for a moment and said,"Alright, let me take you there.". Hence, the bear brought the cat girl and the rabbit to continue searching.
At last, when the bear found the cat girl and the rabbit, he said,"you've finally found them. Now you can go find your friends." The cat girl and the rabbit said,"Okay, we've found them. Let's go find them."
Hollywood's Secret Garden was a very popular novel. If the author has written a side story, please send it to my email. I will try my best to help you.
Fourteen years of Chenghua:
At the end of the 14th year of Chenghua, Fu Qingxuan finally realized his dream of becoming a real immortal. Through his tireless efforts and cultivation, he not only mastered the supernatural power, but also learned the skills and wisdom of many immortals.
After he became an immortal, he came to the human world to help those in need. He used his immortal power to save many people from the torture of disease, disaster, and pain. He was also respected and worshipped by many people and became a respected immortal.
However, Fu Qingxuan was not satisfied with this. He longed to learn more about the secrets of the immortals and master more supernatural powers. Therefore, he decided to go to the residence of the immortals to learn more knowledge and skills from the other immortals.
Before becoming a true immortal, Fu Qingxuan had to go through many difficult tests and challenges. He had to overcome the fear and uneasiness in his heart and master more supernatural powers in order to become a true immortal.
His adventure was full of danger and challenges, but he kept going. In the end, he successfully passed all the tests and challenges and became a true immortal. He left his footprints and legends in this world, bringing endless hope and blessings to people.