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*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Also the MC goes through a huge character development. The MC is like an insane dick at the start. But he grows. Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. https://discord.gg/mtQutXpjky ___________________ Note: The name of the FF is a parody itself. And yes, the skills the MC gets are useless on their own. But using the parody of a certain Novel it became something else! Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot

————— Mission: grab mikasa’s ass Reward: Add 4 to your strength Add a random talent Punishment for not completing: your dick will get cut off Completing it: she might start hating you —————- Looking at my system I can’t believe this absurd shit Notice: please don’t take this fanfic seriously! There is gonna be some netori and incest.... This is a fanfic focused on hentai as well as some fighting scenes (especially in bed) Also there is some lolicon? Just some kissing between mc and mikasa that’s all.....everyone seem to be hating on that on the review, but I don’t care......fbi got my back that I’m not a pedo

//DARK ROMANCE// BOOK2: The Billionaire's Submissive My new steamy book; The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+) by babyauthor WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY SCENE IN EVERY CHAPTER, IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 AND YOU FEEL INSUCRE ABOUT READING EROTIC BOOK, PLEASE DON'T READ. IT CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT!!!...THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE DO BECAUSE YOU WIL REALLY ENJOY IT, IT'S WORTH IT! … (18+) "Please doctor, please fuck me please". Ann begged. Her hands were handcuff below her knee which made her legs to hang up in the air. Marcus observed her pussy that were spread wide open for his eyes to feast on. His cock hardened and trying to break free out of his pants but he tried suppressing his urge as he stared at her wet entrance with lust filled in his eyes. "Please touch me doctor, please touch me down there doctor it hurts so baaaaad.....". Ann begged, she tried touching her pussy but the handcuff around her wrist were depriving her. Marcus smirk, he strode to the bed where she was positioned at the edge of the bed and swat down. His face, facing her swollen pussy as he maintain direct eye contact with her drippy wet entrance. THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE "SEX DOCTOR" WANNA READ MORE??? PLEASE CONTINUE... * Check out my new steamy book: The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+) Book 2 of the sex doctor (HIS submissive)18+: The Billionaire's Submissive Don't forget to support my work and comment Also follow my Facebook page: Precious Elohor - Babyauthor. Link:

Being born as a descendant of the legendary King Arthur but lacking even the power of a low-class devil wasn't thought to be a happy start, but did he care? After all, the moment he was given another chance at life, he made a decision: "It's either die grand or die never." --- Disclaimer: I hold nothing but dick in my hands and all the characters and material used in this Fic belong to their rightful owner — if the rightful owner of any of the franchises ever read this, please sign my pat. I would appreciate it. Discord Server: https://discord.gg/ny477BYQbp Pat eron Link: https://www.patreon.com/meatball_chan

What would you do if your ex, who left you five years ago without bothering to say a goodbye, is now standing in front of you at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau? Surely, you wouldn't marry her. But did I mention I'm in dire need of a wife? ___ Song Jingren, self-made Billionaire has one rule– Pity any Tom, Dick or Harry but never offer it to his one and only materialistic and vain ex! Long Reine aka Zuni, proud Mafia princess, has two problems– Uncontrollable Nasty Temper and her Un-seducable Ice block hubby! ___ Excerpt:  "Get out!" Song Jingren told his flash married wife.  "Hubby, you are kicking out your one and only beautiful wife?" Zuni gaped at him. "Mom was right, I shouldn't fall at male beauty but at their intelligence. What can I say I'm a sucker for beauty!" As she realised that she spoke too much nonsense, she put hands on her mouth and shook her head as if she didn't mean it . "Hubby, I was wrong. Forgive, wifey.  I am not a sucker for male beauty but for you. Your chiselled face is still on the top of the list. Add your bank balance, you are unbeatable."  "Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by that disgusting nickname that makes my skin crawl?" Song Jingren coldly said. He hated her for making his resolve of throwing his ex out of his life weaker with each passing moment.  Zuni pouted adorably.   "I'm not calling you Baobei. Our status has been upgraded," Zuni shot back. She then flashed him a blinding smile as she hugged his arm. "Baobei, you are now upgraded to hubby." "Scram, "Song Jingren coldly said.  Hubby: 1, Wifey: 0 ___ Excerpt Two:  "Happy Birthday, Hubby, " Zuni smiled brightly at her husband as the clock struck twelve. "Now quickly open your birthday gift!" Song Jingren looked all around the room but didn't find any supposedly birthday gift. "Where is my birthday gift?" "I'm your birthday gift, dummy, "His wife replied as a matter of fact.  Wifey: 1, Hubby: 0 ___  

A man dies and for some mysterious reason is given three wishes. The man, a pervert and even degenerate (just a little), asked to be sent to a world full of sex and lust, just for pure fun, unfortunately he was not very specific and ended up going to a world much bigger than he could imagine. His other wish was the System he read in one of the many stories he read, the System of [The Gamer], which due to various reasons, perhaps due to laziness of the person who created it, the System is not 100% identical. But this didn't affect our protagonist much, who had the opportunity to create his own appearance and decided for nothing less than a hot Futanari with a big dick! ====== If you are interested in chatting with me, please join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/4CdW8ygQQX If you are interested in additional chapters and would like to support me, please support me: https://www.pa-tre-on.com/Ero_Hacker (I don't have the rights to the image, if the creator sees it and wants me to take it down, contact me and I will.)

Adam is a neet, a bum, a good for nothing lowlife living in his parents house at the age of 30. No job, no friends and no girlfriend. He spends all day in front of his computer playing video games. One day due to some freak storm, a lightning strike hits his house and electrecuted him while playing an mmorpg game. When he regains his senses, he wakes up in a Post apocalyptic world. The thing is he also realize that he somehow got a game like system power. He can now view his stats. He can store items in his storage window. He gains abilities and skills and he can also level them up. But his ultimate power is the ability to save and load his progress. Author's note: Expect alot of Remorseless killings. The MC does not care about those who he killed. Expect the MC to be overly OP without the need to work hard for it. Expect the girls in his harem to wet their pretty little pussies at first site of him. I hate drama, so no mushy dialogues here. You need to read between the lines, this story is not for idiots and please no morons either. If you're a primadonna, better find some other novels to read. This is not for you. Keep in mind at all times that the author is EVIL. I take lollipops from kids. I tear their cute little teddy bears apart and scatter their cotton insides through the wind. Alright is that enough, this should already give you enough ideas on what to expect inside! If you wish to read a stress free story, where everything works out for the MC, then go ahead read. ^^

(Status: HIATUS. Rewriting. Won't be updating until I have rewrote until the latest chapter.) Communication is NOT the key to a successful relationship. Comprehension is. It doesn't matter how much you communicate with a person... if they don't get shit, what good is communication? Stop dating stupid people. "Do you like me?" Jin Mingze asked as he gazed at her with seriousness. "I married you." "Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or like, a wife? Unclear." "..." This guy... She covered his eyes with her hand. "You're drunk, go back to sleep darling." --- She was tired. Tired of everyone's bullshit, tired of the schemes they all had for her. What did she do to deserve such treatment? So what if she's evil? So what if she's ruthless? So cruel? They turned her this way. Revenge was the only thing she wanted. They turned her into a monster, so why should she let them live happily? But life has another purpose for her. Life is a dick and it was fucking her so hard to the point where it made her meet the Devil that people feared. Well... it was not like it was a bad thing tho. He's handsome, rich, and he gives off big dick energy... He was the Devil who gave her life a meaning, the Devil who wrote her love story. When everyone betrayed her, he was the only person who took her side and loved her for the monster she became. ---- Author: BerriApplepi IG: @berriapplepi Discord: https://discord.gg/z56kkGG Donate: paypal.me/berriapplepie Cover is not mine it belongs to its rightful owner. Temporary cover only. Here are my other works! Try it out :D Modern Fairytale series: The Devil's Sleeping Beauty (Sleeping Beauty) Ten Years Late: The Bullied Husband (Little Red Riding Hood) Beast Under Her Dress: Princess, Don't Run! (Beauty and the Beast) (Snow White) - Pending My Evil Cinderella (Cinderella)

A random anime and manga fan dies then gets chosen by a random with super being and given a few abilities along with being reincarnated in his favorite anime. - - - - - - This a slow pace story and most events will follow close to canon, if you have a problem with that, you may drop if you feel like it. And the mc isn't harem seeking he won't want to stick his dick in every girl that's apart of the cost.

an earthling dies in our universe. but fortunately for him, an Omniversal being who was bored without having anything to do for who knows how many years, decided to reincarnate him with a few wishes! but Ali's{the Majestic one / Majesty} wishes weren't normal. he didn't wish to be a Saiyan. he didn't wish to a Kryptonian. he chose to be... a SYMBIOTE with unlimited evolution and growth! and his host? his host will be the one loved by all, the one and only, black widow, Natasha Romanoff! but he also wished for something more. to have his soul turned to pieces and sent to different multiverses in the unending Omniverse. such as the douluo dalu multiverse and Yu-Gi-Oh multiverse while this Ali was sent to marvel. but one day, they will all unite, and they will complete the puzzle that is their soul. and on that day, he will become one of the strongest beings in all of the omniverse! ------------------------------------------------------------------- I just wanted to warn you all and clear some misunderstandings: 1: This story is being rewritten because I wasn't satisfied with how I wrote it originally. you may have seen a review here and there that states that MC says that he was from another multiverse to others. that was the case before, but it was the reason why I'm rewriting this story. so you don't need to worry about it anymore. 2: This story was originally supposed to be just in the MCU, but I decided to make it happen in the normal Marvel. 3: love interest: in case you didn't know, I didn't know if I should make this a harem or not before I wrote it. so I gave the choice to the readers. And harem got more votes. so it became a small harem of two, Natasha and Wanda. but since this story would be pretty boring if it was just the movies, I changed it to the normal marvel. BUT, you see, this story wasn't going to be THAT deep and complicated. It was just going to be a mcu movies universe, so I was okay with making it a harem of two. But now that the story is in the real marvel universe, there are a lot of pretty girls. So I have been thinking about it and having headaches about it. If I make it like that and have the mc get all the beauties, it would be just like any other story with mc taking girls like they are pokemons. And so, I decided that this story is a sole love interest with Natasha as the love interest. Cause you see, the reason why I made the mc a Symbiote, wasn't just about them being cool. They were unique, like no other. They aren't the strongest race there is, like Kryptonians or Saiyans. But they have one unique trait that made me love them and want one even if it could drive me crazy. A Symbiote isn't just a powerful alien, it is a partner. A best friend that you can trust with all your heart and mind. A being that is just for you, a bond that is just with you two. A being that will stick with you through thick and thin. Making this a harem, will take away the reason why I love the symbiote race. 4: MC will sleep and fuck other girls, but he won't get into any relationships with them like Ghost Spider (Gwen Stacy), Black Cat (Felicia Hardy), Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff), etc. Natasha will be okay with it because she will also fuck them like a guy since Ali can make a dick for her. So it will basically be double penetration. Ali and Natasha will also NTR some people and fuck their wives or girlfriends, like Invisible Woman (Susan "Sue" Storm), Jean Grey (Phoenix), etc.