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Godfather Of Champions

Godfather Of Champions

This is a story about the pursuit of victory. — "I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!” The main character was not well-liked by people. — “⋯We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from <The Daily Telegraph> laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC. But there were also people who were madly in love with him. — “⋯ Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on⋯. Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain⋯.” He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer. — “⋯ I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted “books” (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.
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Reborn as a Mortal Heiress Pampered by Big Shots

Reborn as a Mortal Heiress Pampered by Big Shots

The most beautiful old ancestor of the immortal sect, who lived for five thousand years, repeatedly broke the rules of immortality and was punished by the Heavenly Dao. Upon opening her eyes, she became the true daughter of the Xia family, who had been kidnapped into a mountain village as a child. She thought she would have to suffer through all the hardships of the human world, but who knew that when she woke up she was directly 14 years later, on the very day she was rescued— She wanted to run wild and be beautiful on her own, but her whole family pampered her to the heavens! Want to do scientific research? Three big brothers donate a research institute. Headache and cold? Powerful parents gather authoritative experts overnight, starting the examinations from cancer. Rumors in Capital City are never-ending: The Xia family's daughter is a spoiled and arrogant waste! The Xia family rose in defiance, but Xia Ye just laughed: I'll handle it myself. The foremost classic instrument of China, she made it casually 500 years ago. The ancient texts that students memorize until they're bald, necessary for the college entrance exam, were written by her 700 years ago in a drunken stupor. The world's seventh greatest unsolved mystery—a relic Sky Pit with a diameter of 7,300 meters—was created by her 1,000 years ago during a quarrel with Heavenly Dao. Everyone was waiting for her to show off and fail miserably, but the Xia family kept receiving calls from the Mutant Plant Association, metaphysics masters, supernatural organizations, cultural archaeology bureaus... "Has the old ancestor returned?" Later, Xia Ye ascended to the second spot on the global rich list. At the award ceremony, she raised an eyebrow: What happened to the divine retribution and punishment, it seems quite nourishing? By her side, the world's richest man, the Heavenly Emperor in a suit and shoes: How could I truly punish my own wife...
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Tell me a funny homophones story.
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2024-10-30 07:02
A man named Ray was really into the sun's rays. One day, he was writing a poem about the sun and how it made him feel. He wrote, 'The rays of the sun make me feel so ray (ray as in a positive way, like happy or great).' His friend read it and said, 'This is a very creative use of the homophones, but it's also a bit confusing!' Ray just laughed and said that's the fun of it.
A great collection of homophones in Dream of the Red Chamber
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2024-09-13 13:51
'Dream of the Red Chamber' was a classical Chinese novel, and there were many homophonic memes in it. The following are some of the common homophonic memes: The homonym of "gourd" and "fortune" implied that the Jia family had both fortune and fortune. The homonym of "jade" and "beauty" implied that Jia Baoyu was beautiful and moving. The homonym of " stone " and " merciless " implied that the rise and fall of the Jia family were unpredictable. The homonym of "Xue Baochai" and "Baochai" implied that she was a dignified and elegant woman. The homonym of "Lin Daiyu" and "Daiyu" implied that she was a sentimental woman. The homonym of "Xiren" and "Jade Xiren" implied that she was a beautiful and caring woman. The homonym of "Grandmother Jia" and "Old Lady" implied the grandmother of the Jia family. The homonym of " Xiao Hong " and " Xiao Hong " implied that she was a lively and cheerful woman. These homonyms were cleverly used in the novel to allow readers to better understand the story and character.
Can you share a short and funny homophones story?
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2024-10-30 03:11
In a small town, there was a boy named Bill who was always near a hill. One day, he was writing in his journal and wrote, 'I love to sit on the hill and feel the bill (breeze).' His teacher read it and had a good laugh. Bill was a bit embarrassed at first but then realized it was a funny play on words.
What are some accidental taboo sex stories in different cultures?
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2024-11-09 07:28
Well, in some cultures, accidental breaches of sexual taboos might occur due to misunderstandings. For example, in certain conservative cultures, inappropriate physical contact during a crowded event might be considered...
Share some beyond diet success stories.
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2024-11-09 07:28
One success story could be of a person who was overweight and constantly tired. By following the Beyond Diet, they started eating more whole foods like fresh fruits, vegetables, and...
Tell me about Elvis Presley's life story.
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2024-11-09 07:28
Elvis Presley was born in Tupelo, Mississippi. He started his music career in the 1950s. His unique style, which combined elements of rock, country, and rhythm and blues, made him...
Who are the main characters in the 'state of war story'?
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2024-11-09 07:28
There's no way to tell for sure who the main characters are. It could be a war correspondent who is reporting on the events and getting a first - hand...
What are the common motives in a first degree murder story?
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2024-11-09 07:28
Jealousy is a common one. Like in the case where a person is jealous of someone else's success or relationship.
What are the common themes in makoto x reader fanfiction?
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2024-11-09 07:28
One common theme is friendship turning into love. The story might start with the reader and Makoto being friends, and then gradually, their relationship deepens into something more romantic. For...
Who are the most popular characters to pair in Harry Potter Black Clover fanfiction?
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2024-11-09 07:28
Asta and Harry Potter are quite popular to pair. Asta's determination and his unique anti - magic abilities contrast well with Harry's own journey of facing the dark forces with...
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