Can you share some funny jewish wedding stories?

Sure. There is a story about a Jewish grandmother. She was at the market and saw a very expensive fish. She told the fishmonger, 'Your fish is so costly. It should be wearing a diamond ring!' This simple yet humorous comment shows the Jewish sense of humor that often comes from their unique perspective on life and value.

Well, at a wedding I attended, the flower girl was so excited that instead of scattering petals gently, she started throwing them all in one big pile at the start of the aisle and then just ran down the aisle giggling. The bride had to walk through this huge mound of petals, which was really funny. And it made for some great pictures too.

There was a wedding where the flower girl decided to take a nap right in the middle of the aisle during the ceremony. Everyone just had to wait for her to wake up and continue. It was really cute and funny. The bride and groom were laughing instead of getting mad.

In some Jewish wedding stories, the moment when the couple tries to stomp on the glass and they miss the first time can be really funny. It's a tradition, and when it doesn't go smoothly at first, it makes for a great laugh.

There was this one time when a Jewish girl was on a blind date. Her date was talking non - stop about his knowledge of the Torah. She was a bit intimidated at first. But then, when they ordered food, he accidentally got some of the kosher food on his face. She couldn't help but giggle. It made the date much more relaxed, and they ended up having a great time chatting about all sorts of things, not just religious stuff.

There was a wedding where the bride and groom decided to include their pets in the ceremony. They had a cat and a dog. The cat, being a bit of a diva, decided to jump onto the altar during the exchange of rings and knocked over the candles. It was chaos for a moment, but then everyone started laughing. The couple just took it in stride and continued with the ceremony, creating a very funny and unique moment.

Sure. One story is about a Christian wedding where the flower girl was so excited that instead of scattering the petals gently down the aisle, she started throwing them in big handfuls at the guests. Everyone was laughing as they got showered with flower petals.

One funny wedding night story is that the bride accidentally locked herself in the bathroom. She was so excited and nervous that she just pushed the lock button without realizing. The groom was outside knocking gently and making jokes to calm her down. Finally, she managed to unlock the door and they both had a big laugh about it.

Sure. There was a wedding where the flower girl got distracted by a butterfly during the procession. Instead of walking down the aisle, she chased the butterfly all around the venue, causing everyone to burst into laughter. It was so cute and unexpected.

Sure. One couple on their wedding anniversary decided to recreate their first date. They went to the same restaurant. But the husband accidentally sat in the wrong seat and started chatting up another couple, thinking they were the waitstaff. His wife couldn't stop laughing when she realized what he was doing.