What is your favorite funny story about Roy Keane?

One funny story about Roy Keane was when he was in the dressing room. He tried to imitate the manager's pep talk in a really over - the - top way. His impression was so hilarious that all the players couldn't stop laughing, even though they were a bit nervous about getting caught by the manager himself.

One day, Roy Keane was in a restaurant with some of his teammates. The waiter was a huge football fan and was a bit star - struck. He kept asking Keane for autographs and pictures in between serving the food. Keane finally said, 'If you keep this up, I'll have to start cooking my own meal!' The waiter was embarrassed but Keane quickly reassured him it was all in jest and they all had a laugh about it later.

Once, Roy Keane was doing an interview and a rather over - enthusiastic journalist asked him a really silly question about his pre - match rituals. Keane replied with a deadpan face, 'My pre - match ritual is to make sure you lot (journalists) are out of my sight.' The journalist was a bit taken aback but then Keane started laughing and said he was just joking, which was really funny.

My favorite is when John Daly was playing a round of golf and a squirrel ran across the fairway. Instead of waiting for it to pass like normal, he tried to shoo it away by making funny noises. He made this high - pitched squealing sound that not only scared the squirrel but also had his fellow players in stitches. It was just so unexpected and showed his humorous side.

My favorite is when he was in a voice chat with his friends during a game. One of his friends told a really bad joke and nickmercs was drinking water at that moment. He spit out the water all over his setup because he was laughing so hard. It was really chaotic but super funny.

I like the story of a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a naughty student had placed on his chair. The loud noise made everyone laugh, and the teacher's face turned red. But he then joined in the laughter and said it was a great prank.

I like the story of the dog that tried to catch its shadow. The dog saw its shadow on the ground and thought it was some other strange animal. It barked at it and tried to pounce on it. But of course, the shadow just moved as the dog moved. After a while, the dog got tired and lay down, still eyeing the shadow suspiciously. It was really funny how the dog didn't realize it was just its own shadow.

I like the story of a hamster named Benny. Benny's owner had bought him a new exercise ball. Benny got into the ball and started rolling around the room. But he got so excited that he rolled right into a wall and then just sat there in the ball, looking dazed. After a few seconds, he started rolling again, this time more carefully. It was really funny to see him figure out how to use the ball and his little misadventure.

I like the story of a kid who was afraid of clowns. At a circus, a clown came up to him to give him a balloon. The kid ran away screaming, and in his haste, he ran straight into a pole. His parents were both worried and amused at the same time.

There is a dog named Rocky. Rocky loved to play with balls. One time, his owner threw a small ball into a big pipe. Rocky thought he could easily get it. He squeezed himself into the pipe, but then got stuck. His butt was sticking out while he was wiggling and trying to get free. His owner had to pull him out carefully. Rocky was a bit embarrassed but it was a really funny incident.