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I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

[ #Gold Winner WPC 173] Alexander the prince of Arimelari was cursed by a witch as a child to live as a half-dragon and half-human. He would turn into a dragon by day and human by night. This was due to magic being outlawed by his father and witches being killed. The royal physicians have tried all but he can't be cured unless he breaks the curse. The only way to break the curse is by the hands of the person who is destined to kill him. According to the very witch who cursed him, his bane had the mark of the moon and the sun and the day they met will be the beginning of the countdown to his death. The King made sure that every child born with a birthmark of the moon or sun was killed. But will he be able to protect his son from his fate when it is written to come true and who will Alexander's bane be? **** Francis a young man who lives with his mother and sister is the sole provider in his family. He is a hunter and he tries to provide everything his family needs. But when his mother falls ill sick with an unknown disease he must raise money to get her treated. When the prince asks him for his hand in return for his mother's treatment he accepts. Will he be able to live with the prince and love him for who he is? And what happens when he turns out to be Alexander's bane. Cover by Tisha D and credit goes to the owner. Will remove if asked to.

"Let me borrow your husband for one night and I spare your dad's life." Trishia Meyer, the only daughter of Senator Meyer demanded. To save her father's company, Arabella had agreed to marry the evil billionaire, Bill Sky. She dared to kiss him to show off her ex-boyfriend that night but she never expected the kiss would deepen and he didn’t want to let go. That night was just a mistake but they met again. They agreed to sign a non-disclosure contract and they swore not to love each other. Sacrificing herself to be with the domineering cold man and turning a blind eye to his sexual affairs with other women were just some of the things she needed to endure every day. Now that she conceived his baby, he wanted it to be aborted instantly. She thought that the baby inside her tummy would bring them closer together but he accused her of deceiving him. Arabella Jones then made a promise to herself that she would do everything to live a happy life with her baby far away from him. Little did she know, it's not for her to decide, that if the billionaire's wrath would allow her.

a normal kid whose only desire was to be a hero has been destroyed by society and his only spark of light that has been making him go forward completely destroyed his dream

Mikhail is breaking up with his girlfriend. Out of heartbreak, he brought all games and food in the store and swore to not coming out of his room until he finished all the games. After one year, he finished all the games but after he coming out what he found the world is already on its end. "Ahahaha, you must be kidding with me right? This must be a dream!" Unfortunately no Mikhail this is not. Follow Mikhail on his journey with his grimoire! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: (NEET- Not in Education, Employment or Training aka Unemployed) The cover picture is only temporary and it is not mine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Daily updates 1 chapter/day for sure! if I am busy and don't have a time to update today then tomorrow I will updates 2 chapters! If you'd like to support this story, considering buying the author a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/godadi Or support me at : https://www.patreon.com/godadi 500 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter on weekend 650 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters on weekend 800 Power Stones = 3 Bonus Chapters on weekend 1000 Power Stones = 5 Bonus Chapters on weekend Join my discord : https://discord.gg/xTmjGyF ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------