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Another Funny Dad and Baby Throw Up Incident

2024-10-30 17:41
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My dad was trying to feed the baby. But the baby clearly wasn't having it and threw up right into the bowl of food. Dad looked at the mess and chuckled, saying 'I guess that's one way to say no more food'. He then wiped the baby's face and started over with a new bowl of food, much more carefully this time.

The baby was in dad's lap while they were watching TV. Without warning, the baby threw up all over dad's lap. Dad's face was priceless. But then he smiled and said, 'This is what fatherhood is all about - unexpected messes.' He gently removed the baby from his lap, cleaned up the mess, and then sat back down with the baby in his arms, as if it was a normal part of their day.

Living In Another World With A Farm

Living In Another World With A Farm

If he wanted to boss around, he could do whatever he wanted. I would continue to farm, but if he tried to attack me, then he would not live to see another day. Zhao Hai was a shut-in until he was transmigrated to another world with a farm and taken over the body of a fallen noble. The land that the noble had was one that could not grow anything. He also had a fiance who was the heir to a principality. To make matters even worse, he was talentless in martial arts and magic where he couldn’t even learn both. “So what if I can’t do magic? I have my farm. Let’s see you try and attack me! I’ll let my bugs out to devour all of your military rations! I’ll put pesticides in your water source and grow weeds on your land! Let’s see you try and attack me after that!” “What? You’ll hire assassins to kill me? Try and do that when I’m hiding inside my farmhouse. Once that is over, I’ll rid your country of all your food sources! Your citizens will come after you instead of you coming after me!” The shut-in had a slightly foul personality. This is a story of how he, and his farm, became a nightmare to the people of a world of swords and magic.
2.9
7281 Chs
Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

Marry A Sweetheart And Get Another Free: President, Please Sign This!

She became the young mistress of the most powerful family in City T by marrying the young master in place of her sister. He was cold to her on their first nuptial night. "Just because you played some tricks to get yourself married here, you still mean nothing to me!" However, she was calm and heartless. "Young Master Mu, don't think too highly of yourself. I despise all that is you — your money and your very being!" After the wedding, Young Master Mu lived lavishly by spending money like flowing during the day while working his nights away busily. "You said you despised me earlier. Well, which part of me do you despise exactly, hmm?" Luo Chenxi could not bear the harassment any longer so she tossed out the divorce papers in rage. "I can't live like this much longer..."
4.7
4091 Chs
Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories

Seven years ago, Shen Qianshu is impregnated with Ye Ling's child in an accident. Seven years later, the little boy becomes famous and is thought of as the nation's son. When he suddenly sees Ye Ling appear, he greets, "Hello, Daddy?" Ye Ling watches as the little prince roars, "Where's my princess?" Just as Shen Qianshu is preparing to run with her son, she gets pushed down by Ye Ling. "You can leave if you want, but leave me a princess first. Let's have another baby!"
4.4
3141 Chs
Beautiful Doctor Has a Fox Baby

Beautiful Doctor Has a Fox Baby

She was a descendant of the martial aristocratic family. She had just transmigrated when she was plotted against by others. She unexpectedly fell pregnant after a random encounter with a man. After ten months of pregnancy, she gave birth to a little fox! And this little fox pulled at her clothes and called her mother! Good thing is, the little baby fox was caring, adorable and obedient. In the mainland where good and evil are both present, the mother-son duo combined forces, suppressing all others with their expert skills, making those relatives who looked down on them regret a lot. However, one day, Baby Fox's daddy came looking for him. Not only did he want to snatch her child, he even wanted to snatch her along! The baby fox would not easily agree! Thus, the baby fox said with his hands on waist, "You want to be my daddy? Ok, hand over your money, and wait your turn." Then the baby said to her, "Mommy, the uncle living next door is rich, how about letting him be my daddy?"
4.5
2563 Chs
I Become Baby Mafia Boss

I Become Baby Mafia Boss

New book is out: The Beast Tamer Is A Slime ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv
4.9
2474 Chs
Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

Full Marks Hidden Marriage: Pick Up a Son, Get a Free Husband

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.
4.7
2165 Chs

Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story

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2024-10-31 06:42

There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.

Another Funny Incident Involving the President of Venezuela

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2024-11-05 06:22

There could be a time when the president was at an international event representing Venezuela. He mispronounced a word while making a statement in English, but instead of getting embarrassed, he just laughed it off and made a self - deprecating joke about his English skills, which was quite endearing and funny.

Can you share some funny throw up stories?

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2024-12-05 01:39

Well, once my friend ate too many cotton candies at a fair. Then he decided to go on a spinning ride. As soon as the ride started, he felt really sick. And before the ride even ended, he threw up all over the place. It was a mess of pink and blue from the cotton candy, and everyone around was both shocked and trying hard not to laugh.

What are some really funny throw up stories that happened in public places?

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2024-12-05 06:31

At a concert, this one girl was jumping around and having a great time. She had eaten a huge hot dog right before. All of a sudden, she stopped jumping and puked all over the people in front of her. It was gross but also kind of hilarious because everyone was so shocked.

Caught Mom and Dad by the Kids: An Innocent Incident

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2024-12-09 21:57

The kids might have caught mom and dad dancing in the living room to their old favorite song. It was a silly and fun moment that made the kids giggle and join in.

Can you share another funny baby story?

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2024-11-11 06:30

Sure. There was a baby who found his dad's big hat. He put it on his tiny head and it covered his whole face. But he still tried to walk around with it on. He bumped into the sofa, but just giggled and kept on going. It was so funny to see this little person walking blindly under that huge hat.

What is 'harry potter throw up fanfic'?

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2024-10-28 13:25

I'm not entirely sure what 'harry potter throw up fanfic' specifically means. It could potentially be a very strange or poorly written fanfiction related to Harry Potter that makes you feel 'queasy' in a sense, like it's so bad it makes you want to 'throw up'. But it might also be some sort of really out - there creative interpretation that involves a situation in the Harry Potter world where a character throws up or something really odd like that.

A funny incident happened in school

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2024-12-26 07:57

Here are a few recommendations for novels about funny incidents in schools: 1. " Mecha Master's Delicacies Explode on Galactic Livestream ": The protagonist of this novel is a godly thief. After livestreaming the delicacies, he began to learn mecha, triggering a series of funny events. 2. " Funny Campus: Five Carrots and Five Pit ": This novel described the funny incidents that five flower-like women encountered at school. 3. " My Mentor is Two-Faced ": The male protagonist of this novel is a two-faced mentor, and the female protagonist is a funny female student. The two of them engage in a series of hilarious battles of wits and courage. Please note that the recommended novels above are based on the search results provided. There may be other novels that are funny and funny.

Why do people throw up in school in these stories?

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2024-10-27 07:50

Stress is a big factor. Just like the boy who threw up on his test paper. School can be really stressful with exams, presentations, and peer pressure. Some people's bodies react to this stress by making them feel sick to their stomachs and ultimately throwing up.

Why did Naruto throw up at school in a fanfiction?

1 answer
2024-10-10 12:09

Maybe he ate something bad that made him sick.

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