Can you share some funny amuzing short stories?
Once upon a time, there was a chicken who thought it was a dog. It would try to bark at the mailman every day. The mailman was very confused at first but then found it hilarious. And there's this story about a man who put on his suit backwards and went to work. His colleagues couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
Well, here is a story. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' 'That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner,' his father replied. After dinner the father asked, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' 'Oh, nothing,' the boy said. 'There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.'
Where can I find more funny amuzing short stories?
You can find them in some joke books. There are a lot of collections in the local library. Just search for 'funny short stories' or 'amusing anecdotes' in the library catalog.
Share an amuzing anecdotal short story about animals.
A cat once chased a laser pointer all around the house. It jumped on furniture, ran under tables, and even climbed up the curtains. The owner was just sitting there, moving the pointer, and the cat was so determined to catch it. At one point, the cat pounced so hard that it slid across the floor on its belly. It was hilarious to watch.
Can you share some funny short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Can you share some short but funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short but funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'