Do you know any really funny random short stories about animals?

Yes. There was a dog that loved to howl at the moon every night. One night, the moon was hidden behind the clouds. The dog still howled, but then it stopped and looked around, as if wondering where the moon went. It was really cute. After a while, when the moon peeked out again, the dog started howling even louder, as if scolding the moon for disappearing.

Yes. A hedgehog got rolled up into a ball and then couldn't figure out how to unroll quickly when it realized there was no danger. A baby goat tried to climb a tree like a cat, but it just kept slipping down, which was really cute. There was also a fish that would swim in circles whenever music was played near its tank.

Here's a story. A cat was chasing a laser pointer dot all around the house. It was running up and down the stairs, leaping over furniture. Finally, it cornered the dot in a corner. It pounced on it, but of course, the dot disappeared. The cat sat there looking confused for a long time as if wondering where its prey had gone. It was really funny to watch.

Yes. A lazy dog once saw its ball roll under the couch. Instead of getting up and retrieving it, it just lay there, looking at the ball pitifully. It seemed to be waiting for the ball to magically roll back to it. It was hilarious to see how lazy it was.

A group of ducks once walked into a grocery store. They waddled around, quacking. The store owner was so surprised that he just watched them for a while. They seemed to be looking for something, and finally they left after not finding what they were looking for. It was really a hilarious sight.

Sure. A police officer pulled over a driver for speeding. When he asked for the driver's license, the driver nervously handed him a library card. The officer just stared at it for a moment and then said, 'Sir, you can go really fast with this in a library!'

Yes. There were two old friends. One of them was hard of hearing. The other one told a joke, and when the hard - of - hearing friend didn't laugh, he repeated it louder. Still no laugh. So he shouted the joke at the top of his lungs. Finally, the hard - of - hearing friend said, 'I've heard this one before, I just wanted to see how loud you could get!'

A cat once followed a dog into a bar. The bartender was shocked and said, 'We don't serve cats here.' The cat replied, 'I'm not here for a drink. I'm just here to follow my friend.' And then it sat next to the dog. Everyone in the bar started laughing. It was so unexpected to see a cat so determined to be with a dog in a bar.

A cat goes to the vet. The vet says 'I'm sorry, but we're going to have to put you down.' The cat says 'Why? I'm fine!' The vet says 'Because you're a cat, and cats are evil.' The cat says 'But I'm a nice cat!' The vet says 'Sorry, but it's the law.'

I heard of a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a fire alarm. One day, it started making that sound and the whole house was in chaos. The owners were running around looking for a fire until they realized it was just the parrot. It was quite a scene, with everyone panicking and the parrot just sitting there looking innocent.