Another funny police Christmas story

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.

At the North Pole, the elves were having a snowball fight. One elf, named Jingle, threw a snowball that accidentally hit Santa's sleigh and broke one of the runners. Santa, instead of getting mad, decided it was a sign to try something new. He tied a bunch of magic icicles to the bottom of the sleigh and took off. The sleigh flew even faster than before, but it left a trail of melting icicles that made it look like the sleigh was crying all over the world.

The Christmas tree in a house was very proud of its shiny ornaments. One day, a naughty mouse climbed up the tree. It started swinging on the tinsel like it was a trapeze. The mouse accidentally knocked off a big shiny ball ornament which rolled right into the fireplace. It made such a loud noise that everyone in the house thought Santa had crashed down the chimney early. The cat in the house chased the mouse all around the tree, causing more ornaments to fall and break. But when the family saw the chaos, they just laughed and decided to make new ornaments together.

In a neighborhood, there was a competition for the best - decorated Christmas tree. One family decided to do something different. They covered their tree entirely in tin foil. It looked like a giant shiny alien object. The neighbors were all confused at first but then found it really funny. The family won a special 'Most Creative' prize for their unique Christmas tree. They had a great time showing it off and sharing the story of how they came up with the idea.

A pharmacist was dressing up as an elf for the pharmacy's Christmas event. He had these big, pointy ears and a bright green suit. As he was walking around greeting customers, he tripped over his own long shoes and landed right in a display of Christmas - themed band - aids. He just lay there for a moment, surrounded by the band - aids, and the customers burst out laughing.

One Christmas, the snowmen in a small town decided to have a race. They waddled as fast as they could down the street. But one snowman was made of very soft snow and started to melt halfway through the race. His carrot nose fell off and rolled into a puddle. The other snowmen stopped to help him. They pushed him to the finish line together. When the children in the town saw this, they gave all the snowmen a prize - a big red ribbon to tie around their necks.

Sure. There was a kid called Charlie. He was determined to catch Santa this Christmas. So he set up a bunch of traps around the chimney. He used string, buckets, and even some old toys. But when he woke up in the morning, he found that he had caught his dad instead! His dad had been trying to put presents under the tree and got caught in all the chaos. Charlie and his dad had a good laugh about it.

A pharmacist once made a special Christmas display in the pharmacy window. It had all kinds of Christmas-themed items and some fake pills made of candy. A group of kids outside thought they were real and begged their parents to buy them some 'Christmas pills'. The pharmacist had to come out and explain that they were just for decoration. It was quite hilarious.

At our church's Christmas event with the left - right gift exchange, there was a gift that seemed to be very popular as it was passed around. When it was opened, it was a box full of used Christmas cards. The person who got it didn't know whether to laugh or be confused. But then someone pointed out that they could use the pictures to make a collage, and we all had a great laugh about this unique gift.

During a neighborhood Christmas party, for the left - right gift exchange, there was a large, oddly - shaped gift. Everyone was curious. A young girl ended up with it. Inside was a Santa Claus costume that was way too big for her. She put it on anyway and looked like a miniature Santa drowning in fabric. We all laughed until our stomachs hurt.