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Funny going into labor stories

2024-10-30 19:02
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There was a couple on their way to a costume party when the woman went into labor. She was dressed as a very pregnant nun. So they had to rush to the hospital with her still in that costume. The nurses had a good laugh when they saw her.

A woman was at a supermarket when she suddenly felt the early signs of labor. Instead of panicking, she calmly walked around the store, picking up some last - minute items for the baby while waiting for her husband to arrive. By the time her husband got there, she was casually checking out with diapers and baby wipes, all while having contractions.

Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend

That year, The first time Jiang Xu saw Zhou Qingyue, he instantly fell for this girl with twin ponytails who had the sweetest smile. For her sake, Jiang Xu did a lot. He knew she liked bubble tea, so he saved his breakfast money to buy it for her. She loved small trinkets, so he tricked his parents into giving him extra money under the pretext of buying textbooks. Alternatively, he used the money he saved up during New Year. Whenever Zhou Qingyue was on cleaning duty, he would help her clean up. If she struggled with homework, Jiang Xu would stay up late, devising the best study methods for her. She wanted the latest phone. So Jiang Xu would spend weekends playing online games at the internet cafe, leveraging his skills to farm gold. After a while, he had made more than two thousand yuan and bought her a new phone with it. All he got in return was a lukewarm thank you. Countless confessions were rejected with the excuse that she wanted to focus on her studies. He believed that if he showered her with enough sincerity, he would eventually touch her heart. After they graduated from university, she said she wanted to start a business. So Jiang Xu gave her the two million yuan his parents had given him for a house, in secret. She became successful, only for him to see her nestled in the arms of another man. Devastated, Jiang Xu experienced reincarnation. This time, he swore not to make the same mistakes. He only then discovered, there was a treasure girl in his class. Her father was destined to become the richest man in China. But currently, her family is quite poor. Jiang Xu to her father: "Father-in-law, as you know, I've been without a spouse since childhood."
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Thrown Into A New World: 
Let The Punishment Begin!

Thrown Into A New World: Let The Punishment Begin!

What do you think would happen when a mean and cranky bitch was suddenly thrown into a new world with no fault of her own? At least that is what she chose to believe. A new world where she would be dubbed as a “Villainess". The hardest to impress and scariest judge on the national talent search show, ‘The Dreamer’ had now transmigrated to an old historical world.  One with no internet, no cell phone and worst of all no women's rights!  A strong-willed woman who had an opinion about everything was now stuck in a land where her thoughts did not matter. Not only did she have to live her new life, adapting and mending her ways to survive in this world but also she had to do it in the body of a mere child? ------ "You think that by dropping me in this backward ass world, I'm going to approve of your work?" A young Yvonne yelled as she stared at the bright morning sky. "Dream on!" She flipped her middle finger and walked away with her head held high. The God watching her from high up in the sky almost puked blood when he saw her disrespectful actions. 'Looks like my punishment wasn't enough!' He growled causing the clouds to darken and thunder to rumble in the skies. ____ Years later, "Just be a good girl and follow everything he says. You will belong to him after all." Said the woman who sat by her side, gently caressing her hands.  'What did this lady just say? Hmph... Yvonne St. Claire belongs to no one!'  Though her thoughts were rebellious, she still submissively nodded her head in agreement.  'Let's see who will belong to whom!' Yvonne lowered her head to hide the sparks of fury in her eyes. --- Come, witness Yvonne’s journey as she strives hard to dodge the obstacles that stand in her way of leading a normal and peaceful life. But will she be able to succeed when the heavens, particularly a certain God has different plans for her?
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Funny labor and birth stories

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2024-11-28 12:13

One funny story is about a woman who went into labor during a family barbecue. She was calmly grilling sausages when her water broke. Instead of panicking, she just announced it casually and asked someone to finish the grilling while she went to the hospital. Everyone was a bit shocked at first but then sprang into action.

Funny Pregnancy Labor Stories

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2024-11-17 03:01

A funny pregnancy labor story is of a woman who was in labor and she started singing really loudly, some old pop songs. The nurses and her family were all laughing. Also, a mom - to - be who thought she had a lot more time before labor started. She was at home painting her toenails when the contractions got really intense. She ended up going to the hospital with one toenail only half - painted.

Share some funny husband labor stories.

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2024-11-11 21:18

Once, my husband decided to paint the living room. He got more paint on himself than on the walls. His face was covered in splotches of different colors, looking like a modern art piece. It was hilarious.

Can you share some funny labor stories?

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2024-12-08 05:20

In a factory, there was a new employee who thought he could operate a big machine without proper training. He pushed all the buttons randomly and the machine started making really strange noises. The supervisor came running and was so shocked at first but then couldn't stop laughing when he realized no real harm was done.

What are some memorable labor day funny stories?

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2024-11-07 15:40

One memorable story is that a local Labor Day parade had a float that was supposed to be a tribute to workers. But the float malfunctioned and all the mannequins dressed as workers started falling over. It was chaos but also hilarious. The people on the float were scrambling to fix it while still trying to keep smiling and waving.

Can you share some funny labor day stories?

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2024-12-03 06:45

Sure. One funny Labor Day story is about a group of friends who decided to have a barbecue on Labor Day. They planned everything perfectly, but when they got to the park, they realized they forgot the charcoal. So they had to send one person on a wild goose chase to find some. In the end, they got the charcoal and had a great time, but it was a comical start.

What are some common elements in Labor Day funny stories?

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2024-12-01 03:29

One common element is misadventures during outdoor activities. Like in the story where people forget important items for a barbecue or camping. Another is things not going as planned at work - related events, similar to the case where the wrong paint colors were brought for the community center painting. Also, unexpected help or solutions can be part of it, like the little boy with the toy car helping with the barbecue.

Can you share some funny labor and delivery stories?

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2024-11-24 02:35

Sure. One story is about a woman who was in labor and suddenly started laughing uncontrollably because the nurse had accidentally put on a funny-looking face mask. It was so unexpected that it lightened the mood in the delivery room.

Can you share some labor day funny stories?

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2024-11-07 20:35

Sure. One funny labor day story is about a group of friends who decided to have a barbecue on Labor Day. They planned everything carefully but when they got to the park, they realized they forgot the charcoal. So they ended up trying to cook the food using twigs and leaves, which took forever and made a huge smoky mess.

Funny experiences during the early stages of labor

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2024-10-31 01:45

Well, my friend thought she was just having really intense back pain during the early labor. She went about her day doing housework, thinking it would go away. It wasn't until she called her mom who told her it might be labor that she started to believe it.

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