Tell me some 10 lines funny stories about animals.

A parrot learned to mimic the sound of a ringing phone. Every time the phone actually rang, the parrot would start making the ringing noise too, causing a lot of chaos and laughter in the house.

Well, there is a story about a parrot. A family bought a parrot but it had a bad habit of swearing. Every time someone passed by, it would say bad words. They tried everything to make it stop. Finally, they put it in the freezer for a few minutes. When they took it out, the parrot shivered and said very politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad behavior.' And it never swore again. It was really funny how the cold made it change its attitude.

One: A cat went to the vet. The vet said, 'Your cat is just fat.' The cat hissed, 'I'm not fat, I'm just big -boned!' Another: A duck walked into a bar and asked, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said no. The duck left. Next day, the duck came back and asked again. Bartender said no. Duck left. Third day, duck came and asked, 'Got any grapes?' Bartender, annoyed, said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak shut!' Next day, duck came and asked, 'Got any nails?' Bartender said no. Duck said, 'Good. Got any grapes?'

A cat once chased its own tail so furiously that it got dizzy and bumped into a wall. It sat there for a few seconds, looking confused as if it couldn't figure out what just happened.

There was a squirrel that tried to jump from one tree branch to another but misjudged the distance. It ended up hanging in mid - air for a second before falling onto a pile of leaves. And I saw a duck that walked into a glass door because it didn't realize there was a barrier there. It was so funny seeing it shake its head in confusion.

A mouse once saw a cat wearing a bell and said, 'That's a nice idea, but now we can't hear you coming either!'

There was a little mouse who was always boasting about how brave he was. One day, he saw a cat and said, 'I'm not afraid of you!' and he started making loud noises. The cat just looked at him and said, 'You're not even on my menu today, little mouse.' And the mouse was left feeling a bit silly. This short story is humorous as it shows the mouse's overconfidence and the cat's nonchalant response.

There was a little mouse who thought he was a lion. In the first paragraph, he strutted around the mouse hole, trying to roar like a lion. It came out as a squeak. In the second paragraph, he decided to go hunting. He saw a crumb and pounced on it as if it was a big antelope. In the third paragraph, he tried to mark his territory like a lion, but all he could do was leave a little pee mark. In the fourth paragraph, when a real cat showed up, instead of running away, he stood his ground and tried to scare the cat with his tiny paws. The cat just looked at him amused. In the fifth paragraph, he finally realized he was just a mouse and scurried back into his hole.

There was a cat and a dog in a neighborhood. The cat was always a bit grumpy. One day, the dog got a new ball. It was so excited and kept bouncing the ball around. The ball accidentally rolled into the cat's territory. Instead of getting angry, the cat started playing with the ball with the dog. It was really funny to see them playing together. And it was also a touching moment as they overcame their differences and became friends.

There was a Funny 4chan story where someone posted a picture of their cat sitting in a box but with the most grumpy expression on its face. People started captioning the photo with all sorts of hilarious things the cat might be thinking, like 'Why did you put me in this box? I am the king of the house!'.