Share some funny 5 word stories.

A cat chased its own tail. Hilarious.

There was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to write a letter to God asking for a smaller nose. His mother found the letter and instead of mailing it, she replied 'Dear son, God made you perfect. But if he made your nose any smaller, there would be no place for your finger.'

A bee in my burger. Yikes!

I told a joke. The fish laughed. True story.

Sure. A man goes to a library and asks for a book on paranoia. The librarian whispers, 'They're watching you, and we don't have that book.'

Sure. One story is about a cat. It chased its own tail thinking it was a mouse. The cat ran in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down. It was really funny to watch its confusion.

A cat, a box. Endless fun.

Sure. Here's one: Cat chased tail. It's simple but funny as it shows the cat's silly behavior of chasing its own tail.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to a pet store to buy a parrot. The shopkeeper showed him a beautiful parrot. He asked the parrot, 'Can you talk?' The parrot remained silent. The man was disappointed and about to leave when the parrot suddenly said, 'I can talk, but I was just thinking about what to say.' The man was so amused that he bought the parrot right away.

Well, there's a story where a baby's first word was 'cookie'. Apparently, the family had a cookie jar on the counter, and every time the baby saw it, he would point and say 'cookie' very clearly. It was so cute and funny that the family started to record all the times he said it.